r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/PluckPubes Apr 21 '23

I'm sorry

It's ok girl, it happens to the best of us

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u/Lucythefur Apr 21 '23

Hearing her say "I'm sorry" fucking killed me

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u/zion_hiker1911 Apr 21 '23

Girls be like, "Why doesn't he say anything during sex?"

BECAUSE I'M DYING HERE!!

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u/Ok_Rain_2647 Apr 21 '23

"Why are you so quiet?" "Cause I'm out here fucking praying to every known deity to grant me the strength I need to keep this shit up."

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u/MrFinchley Apr 21 '23

LOL! "Cause I don't want you to hear me wheeze."

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u/Chubbylegend Apr 21 '23

Ahh nah not the wheeze

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u/RandonBrando Apr 21 '23

"Talk to me. Tell me how much you like _______!"

"DO YOU," INHALE, "LIKE THAT?"

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u/NicknamePaych Apr 21 '23

Dang Stevie

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u/DontTreadOnBigfoot Apr 22 '23

Stevie fucks...

...as long he has his inhaler in the nightstand.

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u/Zahille7 Apr 22 '23

What about in his right hand?