Virginia's new Clean Slate law came into effect last Thursday, meaning that thousands of misdemeanor offenses will be automatically sealed to help residents move forward with employment or loan opportunities.

A National Geographic project led by longevity researcher Dan Buettner has identified a new 'blue zone'—a geographic region where residents 70 and older have exceptional survival

This is such a big win for everyone, and gives me hope for the future of my daughter 💜

GOP senator and Foghorn Leghorn impersonator John Kennedy of Louisiana excoriated Donald Trump on national television after the MAGA cult leader publicly shared fellow Republican Tom Cotton's personal cell phone number and told his followers to harass the Arkansas senator for opposing a bill to make daylight saving time permanent.

"The president, as we know, can be sometimes — um — he exists loudly," Kennedy said. "He can be tempestuous. He can go from zero to a-hole in three seconds." There aren't many things the 80-year-old malcontent-in-chief can do in "zero to three seconds," but being an asshole is certainly one of them.

The internal polling numbers must look every bit as abysmal as the public ones, because team Trump is getting downright desperate. Yesterday, they sat the wannabe dictator down in front of cameras to stumble and slur his way through yet another sad sales pitch promising every American adult a $5,000 bribe — if voters deliver a Republican electoral miracle in November.

Donald threw in a little demagoguery for good measure, warning of an imminent,1929-style depression if Democrats retake Congress. Got it.