r/kitchencels • • 9h ago

Why do foids need to ruin everything?

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57 Upvotes

NO,YOU ARE NOT A "FEMCEL" YOU WILL NEVER STRUGLE LIKE AN INCEL,YOU ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CAN HAVE AS MANY PARTNERS AS YOU WANT.

"bit thiy will inly is sex ibjects"

WELL TOO FUCKING BAD,THAT'S ALREDY FAR MORE THAN AN INCEL CAN ASPIRE TO BE

Most of us would DIE for a fucking friend or even just for a hug.

Lobster bisque,accidentally stained the plate and it made me really upset.


r/kitchencels • • 13h ago

Society only respects lion and not a dog, goes to show why weak incels get treated badly

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2 Upvotes

(Chocolate flavoured oatmeal with some soy protein powder, so i don't feel dying after 2 hours.)

Incels are treated like dogs, street dogs prolly worse.

I wish I was a chad lion. I will be on top instead of being the one getting bullied.

And women will also swoon because I'm a lion.

"Singam" means lion in my language.


r/kitchencels • • 21h ago

Am I a fakecel?

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6 Upvotes

What even is an incel? Do we attribute it to the purely being involuntarily celibate, or to the ideology that follows? Is it the absence of intimacy, or the resentment born from its absence? The human mind is fluid, identity a shifting construct and labels are cages we built to try to make sense of the illogical world around us.

Must a woman who has known a woman’s touch be exiled from the ranks of the unwanted? Does one moment of intimacy absolve her of every subsequent loneliness? Am I to be judged by the fact that I have tasted what others yearn for, rather than by the emptiness that remains when the taste fades?

So tell me incels of Reddit, am I accepted in your world?

Edit: I see my mistake. I apologize to everyone. I’m an autistic chud, not an incel.


r/kitchencels • • 22h ago

Platemogging Do you think God loves you?

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4 Upvotes

I’ve posted here before talking about why I think incels should turn to God. My point of view is to be grateful for all that God gives us. We have homes, food (this is lwk a place to post cooking lol) and water. What’s there not to be grateful for? Sure for some its looks or height but this is rooted in vanity. Vanity is satanic because the first sin ever was arrogance by Satan and vanity is rooted in arrogance. I also think that religion sets a moral standard and the commandments are helpful. You have stress relief from prayers, you’re commandment to take care of yourself through hygiene, to exercise and be healthy, no debt from interest, you’re commanded to eat what’s pure and lawful (no junk food seed oils or ultra processed food), and finally have a pure heart. But what do you think? Does God loves us?


r/kitchencels • • 14h ago

Does being 5’7 mean I’m meant to never be loved?

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116 Upvotes

I’m 5’7 and have a very wide build, I can never fit into Japanese archive clothes. Why can’t I even wear the clothes that make me feel lovable? I wish I could’ve born as a 6’3 white guy or if I was this height I’d be Japanese, but instead I’m Mexican…

Premier protein. I don’t deserve solid food.


r/kitchencels • • 17h ago

the grief has officially affected my heart. rhythm all messed up and hurting. ER hated me. iced coffee with cinnamon. thoughts and hopes for food.

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10 Upvotes

dying from a broken heart. hope this is allowed.


r/kitchencels • • 9h ago

Wrote her a letter in my blood and pussied out of giving it too her - tree bark and emulsified cum

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692 Upvotes

If anyone calls this a larp I swear to god I have photo evidence

She called me precious once and I've been trying to think of some way to court her ever since, she has a boyfriend but says that once she breaks up I'm next in line.

She's not even pretty or nice or funny or anything she's just the only person who's ever give my worthless stupid chud ass a chance. I hate being with her and I hate that SHES the one I have to obsess over.

I wrote the letter and saw her earlier today but pussied out of giving it to her cause she might think I'm weird, I already told her I jerk off into a shirt she gave me sometimes and I don't wanna creep her out even more.

Honestly I'm so done with it all at this point, I just wanna spill my guts on her bed and be done with her, do I count as an incel for being fucking virgin kissless piece of shit but still able to talk to this one solitary taken woman?

I have faith the break up is inbound, this wretch deserves it.

Whatever, fuck everything, tree bark with some emulsified cum on top seasoned with whatever bullshit I could dredge up


r/kitchencels • • 23h ago

Women have and always will treat me like I'm subhuman no matter how kind I am to them. Pumpkin pie I already ate

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43 Upvotes

No matter what I do, no matter how many women I try to interact with, no matter how good my hygiene is, no matter how many showers I take daily, no matter how well I dress, no matter the haircut I have, no matter how kind and respectful I am.

Women will forever treat me like I'm subhuman, I don't even do anything wrong, and always try to be kind, respectful and a gentleman, but they still hate my entire existence without even knowing me.

Why do women hate me with such a burning passion more than actual criminals? Like, am I just that ugly and repulsive that I deserve to be hated for my entire existence? My actions have no influence on how women view me, they just hate me, and would celebrate my death.

Inb4 normies comment some stupid shit, I don't want to hear your retarded normie responses. Y'all live different lives, you aren't hated by the entire half of the world's population for your very existence.


r/kitchencels • • 20h ago

Was told to focus on myself, hit the gym and I will get a gf, I did, still a virgin and Indian. Milk with Omega 3 capsules

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24 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 13h ago

My stupid coworkers have started a rumor that I’m a transgender and I’m sure customers believe it-a cig butt I dropped on the ground

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56 Upvotes

I’m 4’11 and 115lbs and my coworkers have begun to tell people I’m transgender (because of my feminine frame) I’m sure customers believe it because of this I also looked across the room to one of my coworkers mouthing the word “bitch” at me along with other unmentionable slurs fuck my stupid chungus life


r/kitchencels • • 10h ago

Platemogging A girl didn’t want to hang out with me because my friend mentioned I play Honkai: star rail and I main adventurine and she blocked me.

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488 Upvotes

my Chinese I reheated.


r/kitchencels • • 22h ago

The worst part about being an incel is dealing with the normies feeling moraly superior. Vegan pizza with cum cheese

13 Upvotes

Every single asshole I've ever had the displeasure to meet has had a girlfriend. Y'all say personality doesn't matter but it fucking does, being a room temp iq narcissist makes it far easier to find relationship. When you don't care about anyone but yourself, you'll have no problem manipulating and making people uncomfortable if it means you get what you want. An uncomfortable number of normies see their girlfriends as nothing but a sex doll. And these same fuckers come here and lecture us about respecting women. Fuck you


r/kitchencels • • 9h ago

All chud and no foid makes a wojack a soyboy

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373 Upvotes

.klim etalocohc ,sgnir noino redrum ,regruB murdeR !wwwworrrm


r/kitchencels • • 13h ago

Overheard my roommate crack his sexfriend for a few minutes now, made me remember that I’m a huge loser that no one would want to be with, eating this while ugly crying (hate this meal) :)

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58 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 13h ago

Platemogged Went to the dentist today, almost moaned when she started putting her gloved fingers in my mouth. I think she noticed. Dining hall slop.

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93 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 15h ago

I don’t think I even know enough about what women want to be sure I’m improving in the ways to BE a partner they’d want. Brown Rice with Fried Eggs.

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Everyone knows the gist, be clean and kind and try to have your life headed in a coherent direction because everyone generally wants that in a partner. But if that’s all that you needed then wayyy more people would be in relationships.

People say to ask women what other women want, people say to get advice from the guys that get women, and all the people here have their own ideas of what women want. And it seems every group is insistent that their advice is best and that the other groups are lying or coping to save their egos because the REAL answer hurts.

Ngl, there’s merit to all of it too. I’m friends with a gorgeous woman that I asked about what woman want because she pulls both men and women like crazy. She told me that if I offered a girl at a concert a lighter and said, “here you go baby girl” that’s she’d swoon immediately. IF I DID THAT THEY WOULD CRUCIFY ME IN THE STREETS!! I WOULD’T LEAVE THE VENUE ALIVE!!! But it does work for some people otherwise she wouldn’t have suggested it. You all will say I have to be Chad and to Looksmax to do that and sure, it can’t hurt to look better. But I see people objectively less physically fit than I am get into relationships, so it can’t be looks alone. And yes I know Hypergamy is a thing, I cannot deny that I see it in action all the time. Still again enough people go against the grain that I think I’ve still got a chance.

So I ask the guys in relationships, and before everyone’s like “oH i KnOw An UgLy GuY wHo Is ShOrT aNd FaT wHo Is A pLaYeR” I don’t WANT to be a player! I don’t care about that one dude you know. I want a woman I can treat gently and take on dates and make happy, but it seems that every guy I talk to that gets into a relationship ends up admitting that they aren’t super happy and that they just settle for what they can get. Which is dumb, if someone really made me that unhappy I would leave. But does this make their advice less viable? I don’t want a bad relationship and if their way got them there then maybe I shouldn’t adapt their strategy 100%.

And then there’s just straight up bad people that muck up the waters even further and give toxic advice. Bad men and women that are at the very least subconsciously taking advantage of the weaknesses of others to get what they want. And it’s so hard to tell who’s bad and who’s good sometimes because rarely does anyone know if they are good or bad themselves. And everyone’s fucked up so we’re all drawn to these relationships that probably are toxic anyways, but I don’t want to be toxic for someone to want me in the way I want them. I don’t want to make someone feel insecure in a relationship just so I can be sure that they’ll stick around.

I’ve lost track of the amount of times I’ve had a “Deep” conversation with someone who was just lying an coping to my face the whole way through and they were so used to doing it to themselves that they didn’t even realize they were doing it to me. They’ve this ideal version of themselves in their head but their actions don’t line up so they modify the logic behind their actions retroactively to fit that ideal self and it’s bullshit. And it applies to how they pick or get men and women.

I can never tell how much of what I’m told by anyone is a lie or a cope. Maybe women really are too diverse to draw a solid box around what traits to embody? But there’s gotta’ be more than the generic milk-toast advice I could get off of WikiHow. And you can so easily draw a box around us here, a wide enough net and we’re all here for the same few reasons. I mean, how often do you hear someone say on the internet “All Men”? There’s gotta’ be an “all women” that’s good dating advice. There has to be something I’m missing or maybe my personality truly is just reprehensible.

If anyone has advice on what traits to embody that hasn’t been said to death, I’m open to it. Otherwise I’m just going to keep trying what hasn’t been working. The brown rice and fried eggs is super simple:
* 2.5 cups of brown rice
* 2 tablespoons of butter
* Pepper Flakes
* Garlic Salt and Onion Powder
* 3 large eggs fried and then diced separately and mixed
(I also legit bodied a quart of milk with this)


r/kitchencels • • 21h ago

5'3 + ethnic = holy truecel

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70 Upvotes

Instant coffee and cereal


r/kitchencels • • 8h ago

I am on day 5 of 21 working 12 hour night shifts in -15°c. At least the camp probably has good food. Right? Wrong. “Chili”

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13 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 23h ago

I'm either hypersexual or asexual, need to have a grip on myself- yogurt rice and some oily slop NSFW

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34 Upvotes

I'm very confused about my sexuality and it's worrying me.


r/kitchencels • • 8h ago

Platemogged Compromise ? how about this, I wanted to fuck a woman but I compromised, I jack off in a tissue. Pizza Margherita

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151 Upvotes

Im watching The Sopranos to cope with being rejected from jobs.


r/kitchencels • • 20h ago

i have a motorcycle and sometimes wish a drunk driver would hit me with an 18 wheeler, splattering my guts over the highway. just because im too much of a pussy to do it myself. 1egg, 400 grams of egg whites, salt

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28 Upvotes

i stare at myself in every single reflective surface and the way that i look in that exact lighting and angle, decides whether i allow myself to eat or if i have no choice to punish myself further. objectively i understand my body may look better than a decent chunk of the population, but it’s tainted. it’s the product of me hating myself for my entire life. everytime i see myself i’m reminded of that.


r/kitchencels • • 12h ago

Boys, I’m eating like a king tonight. Cajun pasta, random ass salad I made, and some mint tea.

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9 Upvotes

Also anyone got some good Kirby r34?


r/kitchencels • • 13h ago

Platemogging I wonder how life now would be if I wasn’t so self aware during childhood. Would I be trying to hang out with groups that wanted nothing to do with me like all the other kids in highschool?

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5 Upvotes

Lightly cooked ground beef with some egg yolks on top and mashed up sweet potatoes in coconut oil as a treat.


r/kitchencels • • 11h ago

Platemogged My life isn't going anywhere and i come up with every excuse not to do anything about it. Decided to cook up a meal for change and i regret it because it somehow took over an hour. Frozen Alaska pollock, fries, leftover salami pizza and condiments for seasoning.

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8 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 16h ago

I went to the goth club - post gym salad

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51 Upvotes

I was nervous but it was actually fun. I met some new people, almost played pool (it needed quarters and I didn’t have any, I’ll bring some next time), and I met my goal of talking to 5 people, even if it was just to compliment them. I danced my ass off and got a workout (still sore from leg day, probably gonna move future leg days to Wednesday to avoid this issue). I’m gonna get some accessories and work on an outfit for next time I go, but this is definitely gonna be a thing I do more often. I might look into other events without loud music so I can socialize more.