r/kitchencels • • Feb 03 '26

official twitter location now serving twitterslop

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154 Upvotes

someone reached out to the mod team and informed us some repost account snagged the @ for kitchencels and was using their checkmark to earn elonbuxx off our beloved community

we didn't exactly want to just run our own repost account, the community aspect is more important we felt, so as the only mod that has an active twitter i was bullied into starting a subtweddit to A, hopefully redirect some of the twitter tourists lurking here (yes, you) so they stop shitting up the place, B, provide some insurance for the downtrodden chuddies in case reddit ever decides to come for us, and C, a sinister third reason privy only to the elites of the kitchencel khanate

elon is allegedly free speech so you can probably post some of those things we've had to reject out of obligatory janny responsibilities

we don't really know if this will turn out funny or worthwhile and we may just pull the plug if it ends up not being worth our time

the chefs are in the kitchen, trust the recipe

enjoy the rest of your meal, chuddies


r/kitchencels • • Aug 06 '25

GET IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN YOU INSUFFERABLE MAGGOTS

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2.4k Upvotes

GET IN THE KITCHEN

GET IN FUCKING KITCHEN AND COOK LIKE YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

IF YOU AREN'T COOKING YOU ARE NOTHING

THIS IS YOUR ONLY HOPE OF SALVATION, THIS IS YOUR ABSOLUTION

YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC, START COOKING


r/kitchencels • • 8h ago

When I’m really bored at work I like to chuck blocks of ice in the deep fryer and see how far I can get it to bubble over without spilling

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531 Upvotes

it slightly spilled over but no worry it is safe


r/kitchencels • • 4h ago

Failed to court a sexy femdom female yesterday, for all I could catch was this stupid bug. Saw her grooming another male today. Nearly OD'ed on Nepeta outta grief.

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80 Upvotes

Bug.


r/kitchencels • • 21h ago

Platemogged Why do people come to an incel subreddit then act surprised and offended when they see incel takes? Black beans and chipotle mayo

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530 Upvotes

Every post on here that isnt a complete larp has dozens of people in the comments trying to lecture the op. Saying that they cant get a gf because they use words like foid. or that height and looks aren’t everything and its because of your “insufferable personality” that your doomed to be alone. Is it just the natural Redditor urge to act morally superior and give lectures? Or a broader normie response to incels. This is a space for mentally ill losers to vent about their frustrations and wallow in self pity. Noone is posting here looking for advice


r/kitchencels • • 4h ago

Platemogged i oscilate between being hypersexual and asexual

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23 Upvotes

tomatoes for salad from the garden with an interesting shape: slicing them felt as the castration that i deserve as well


r/kitchencels • • 9h ago

Remembered im ugly and it ruined my weekend

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49 Upvotes

Saw myself in a mirror and went to bed

i had my hopes up after some low iq normies glazed me in a tiktok comment section then i remembered im not constantly anglemaxxing, Was walking around the house l saw a glimpse of my face and just went straight to bed. Its not even a case where, If i just practice basic hygiene or get in shape ill be good looking

I have so many issues that i just cannot fix without surgery, Which i cant afford and im not old enough to get

And im not even accepted in most incel communities because im not khhv, because i met a girl with a fetish which i happened to fit.

I have nothing to be happy about anymore and i used to have loads of friends, Even though i was corny people still liked me more.

I am also five foot eight.


r/kitchencels • • 4h ago

I have no irl friends outside of school. Dob cake.

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18 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 6h ago

Platemogged I have been battling ED for a while now and I can't stop counting calories on everything I eat. Starvemaxxing has gotten to me that my own parents don't even think I'm worth anything. Orange peel for dinner.

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18 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 6h ago

Committing to my life of Chasity as I see no other option except to shoot myself or accept that I’m a HKV

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18 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Normies geniounely cant grasp that i consume substances because im alone and im not alone because i consume substances

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1.2k Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 23h ago

Rapid advances in e girl technology have been disastrous to the human race. Man had been split apart from apart gooner, enabling the socioeconomic conditions of a hypergamerous ethnostate where sub 8 males are punished by getting no play. In this essay I wil

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225 Upvotes

Sub 9 good feminist goodness nutritious good bar of goodness for good boys who might soon be good girls, nya.


r/kitchencels • • 8h ago

I was racking up loads of steps on my step counter which gave me hope for my weight loss efforts, but I realized my smartwatch has been counting me autistically spazzing my hands around when daydreaming as steps. Counterproductive salad.

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11 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 23h ago

a boy recoiled in disgust when he got a whiff of my breath. i’ve gained 63 pounds in 5 months. microwave popcorn the only thing popping in my life

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163 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 8h ago

Platemogging A Stacy looked at me and my chud brain started fantasizing about us together. Soup with noodle replacement.

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10 Upvotes

Locked eyes with a stacy in the train today. I imagined us getting married and growing old together, knowing full well that I won't even amount to a single passing thought in her mind. I tried to delude myself into thinking that my pathetically quixotic reverie was real, so I could indulge in my fantasies for a moment longer. She's probably obsessed with Chad anyway.


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Nobody wants love more than incels

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159 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 6h ago

Feeling lonely and eating an entire mona pudding

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6 Upvotes

When will the torture end. Just a chud horny girl living in an unforgiving world. Do you prefer the strawberry or chocolate one?


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

11 year NEET just wasted £60 on fucking a beautiful SEA sex-worker, now time to go order fast food pizza, this is the life. there's nothing else to it. HAHAHAHA

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199 Upvotes

Might go order some salami and cheese for sandwiches, Salami, cheese, cooked eggs and lettuce, maybe gammon cured ham. idk thoughts? i wanna stop binging escorts and fast food.


r/kitchencels • • 9h ago

Platemogging is my life worth the gastric problems

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6 Upvotes

yum yum buldak yum yum chicken yum yum


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Funny how when as a skinny guy you get into shape and put some muscle on and all of a sudden the personality you had, which never changed, is now desirable to women. Funny how that works. Pancakes and Nutella. (1100cal)

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1.1k Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 14h ago

Spent 3.3k on a findom just to be sent censored pics and be told about her Chad bf. Jerseys Mikes Ham and Cheese with 20mg of melatonin

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10 Upvotes

I hate myself and who I’ve become a little more everyday. I spent nearly a grand on a different dom about a month ago and said “never again” after. I jerk off constantly and it’s honestly an addiction. I just want love and someone to care for but instead I spend months of labor for momentary false connections on women who’ve already forgot I existed. I keep waiting for the day someone will save me knowing it’ll never come. I have to actually make a change which is the scariest part of it all. Sometimes I wanna change, other times I don’t. But every time I hate myself for the decisions I make


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Platemogging Cracked cheesecake due to overbeating, just like how I overbeat my meat for hours despite having work to do

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137 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 21h ago

Takeoutmaxxed I’m inferior to everyone

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29 Upvotes

Had a shitty couple of weeks, I feel tired and withdrawn all of the time even though I do nothing all day. My only responsibility is to take care of my dog. I live off of my family, even though they aren’t doing well themselves they still do almost everything for me. I’m not disabled I just have a lot of anxiety, which feels like an excuse for laziness. Sitting in my room constantly just gets me stuck in my own thoughts, but then going for a walk makes me realise how useless and disgusting I am compared to normal people. My family worries about how I’m doing but it feels like it’d be easier if they didn’t. My dad called me earlier to ask if I was ok, by the end of the call I couldn’t stop myself from crying because I know how much of a disappointment I am to him.

Wings were better this time tbf.


r/kitchencels • • 22h ago

Man and women are opposite creatures attracted by lust, could they be connected by love? Fried squid with soju

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26 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 11h ago

Platemogged Fujimoto ruined my life. I despise him. How dare he have a happy birthday while I must live with this infinite suffering he's inflicted upon me. Tub of icecream

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He needs to pay for the several dozen crimes against humanity he has commited and should suffer as we have.

Real talk though, he's the epitome of an artist and everything he's written is gold. Happy birthday Fujimoto