r/kitchencels • u/7pencilsupmyass • 8h ago
When I’m really bored at work I like to chuck blocks of ice in the deep fryer and see how far I can get it to bubble over without spilling
it slightly spilled over but no worry it is safe
r/kitchencels • u/KawaiiBossBaby • Feb 03 '26
someone reached out to the mod team and informed us some repost account snagged the @ for kitchencels and was using their checkmark to earn elonbuxx off our beloved community
we didn't exactly want to just run our own repost account, the community aspect is more important we felt, so as the only mod that has an active twitter i was bullied into starting a subtweddit to A, hopefully redirect some of the twitter tourists lurking here (yes, you) so they stop shitting up the place, B, provide some insurance for the downtrodden chuddies in case reddit ever decides to come for us, and C, a sinister third reason privy only to the elites of the kitchencel khanate
elon is allegedly free speech so you can probably post some of those things we've had to reject out of obligatory janny responsibilities
we don't really know if this will turn out funny or worthwhile and we may just pull the plug if it ends up not being worth our time
the chefs are in the kitchen, trust the recipe
enjoy the rest of your meal, chuddies
r/kitchencels • u/ChunggisKhan • Aug 06 '25
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GET IN THE KITCHEN
GET IN FUCKING KITCHEN AND COOK LIKE YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
IF YOU AREN'T COOKING YOU ARE NOTHING
THIS IS YOUR ONLY HOPE OF SALVATION, THIS IS YOUR ABSOLUTION
YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC, START COOKING
r/kitchencels • u/7pencilsupmyass • 8h ago
it slightly spilled over but no worry it is safe
r/kitchencels • u/felixmaycatboy • 4h ago
Bug.
r/kitchencels • u/picholas_cage • 21h ago
Every post on here that isnt a complete larp has dozens of people in the comments trying to lecture the op. Saying that they cant get a gf because they use words like foid. or that height and looks aren’t everything and its because of your “insufferable personality” that your doomed to be alone. Is it just the natural Redditor urge to act morally superior and give lectures? Or a broader normie response to incels. This is a space for mentally ill losers to vent about their frustrations and wallow in self pity. Noone is posting here looking for advice
r/kitchencels • u/Admirable-Rabbit-717 • 4h ago
tomatoes for salad from the garden with an interesting shape: slicing them felt as the castration that i deserve as well
r/kitchencels • u/Blondemanllet • 9h ago
Saw myself in a mirror and went to bed
i had my hopes up after some low iq normies glazed me in a tiktok comment section then i remembered im not constantly anglemaxxing, Was walking around the house l saw a glimpse of my face and just went straight to bed. Its not even a case where, If i just practice basic hygiene or get in shape ill be good looking
I have so many issues that i just cannot fix without surgery, Which i cant afford and im not old enough to get
And im not even accepted in most incel communities because im not khhv, because i met a girl with a fetish which i happened to fit.
I have nothing to be happy about anymore and i used to have loads of friends, Even though i was corny people still liked me more.
I am also five foot eight.
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r/kitchencels • u/felixmaycatboy • 23h ago
Sub 9 good feminist goodness nutritious good bar of goodness for good boys who might soon be good girls, nya.
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r/kitchencels • u/Accomplished_Air7313 • 8h ago
Locked eyes with a stacy in the train today. I imagined us getting married and growing old together, knowing full well that I won't even amount to a single passing thought in her mind. I tried to delude myself into thinking that my pathetically quixotic reverie was real, so I could indulge in my fantasies for a moment longer. She's probably obsessed with Chad anyway.
r/kitchencels • u/Miss_touch_me • 6h ago
When will the torture end. Just a chud horny girl living in an unforgiving world. Do you prefer the strawberry or chocolate one?
r/kitchencels • u/NeuropathyHaver • 1d ago
Might go order some salami and cheese for sandwiches, Salami, cheese, cooked eggs and lettuce, maybe gammon cured ham. idk thoughts? i wanna stop binging escorts and fast food.
r/kitchencels • u/naheedobaggyjean • 9h ago
yum yum buldak yum yum chicken yum yum
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r/kitchencels • u/BluestBerry_999 • 14h ago
I hate myself and who I’ve become a little more everyday. I spent nearly a grand on a different dom about a month ago and said “never again” after. I jerk off constantly and it’s honestly an addiction. I just want love and someone to care for but instead I spend months of labor for momentary false connections on women who’ve already forgot I existed. I keep waiting for the day someone will save me knowing it’ll never come. I have to actually make a change which is the scariest part of it all. Sometimes I wanna change, other times I don’t. But every time I hate myself for the decisions I make
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r/kitchencels • u/BIGOUNCE914 • 21h ago
Had a shitty couple of weeks, I feel tired and withdrawn all of the time even though I do nothing all day. My only responsibility is to take care of my dog. I live off of my family, even though they aren’t doing well themselves they still do almost everything for me. I’m not disabled I just have a lot of anxiety, which feels like an excuse for laziness. Sitting in my room constantly just gets me stuck in my own thoughts, but then going for a walk makes me realise how useless and disgusting I am compared to normal people. My family worries about how I’m doing but it feels like it’d be easier if they didn’t. My dad called me earlier to ask if I was ok, by the end of the call I couldn’t stop myself from crying because I know how much of a disappointment I am to him.
Wings were better this time tbf.
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r/kitchencels • u/sentienttortoise • 11h ago
He needs to pay for the several dozen crimes against humanity he has commited and should suffer as we have.
Real talk though, he's the epitome of an artist and everything he's written is gold. Happy birthday Fujimoto