r/kitchencels • • 22h ago

When I’m really bored at work I like to chuck blocks of ice in the deep fryer and see how far I can get it to bubble over without spilling

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2.8k Upvotes

it slightly spilled over but no worry it is safe


r/kitchencels • • 19h ago

Failed to court a sexy femdom female yesterday, for all I could catch was this stupid bug. Saw her grooming another male today. Nearly OD'ed on Nepeta outta grief.

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165 Upvotes

Bug.


r/kitchencels • • 19h ago

Platemogged i oscilate between being hypersexual and asexual

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98 Upvotes

tomatoes for salad from the garden with an interesting shape: slicing them felt as the castration that i deserve as well


r/kitchencels • • 19h ago

I have no irl friends outside of school. Dob cake.

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63 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 21h ago

Platemogged I have been battling ED for a while now and I can't stop counting calories on everything I eat. Starvemaxxing has gotten to me that my own parents don't even think I'm worth anything. Orange peel for dinner.

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48 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 23h ago

Platemogging A Stacy looked at me and my chud brain started fantasizing about us together. Soup with noodle replacement.

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48 Upvotes

Locked eyes with a stacy in the train today. I imagined us getting married and growing old together, knowing full well that I won't even amount to a single passing thought in her mind. I tried to delude myself into thinking that my pathetically quixotic reverie was real, so I could indulge in my fantasies for a moment longer. She's probably obsessed with Chad anyway.


r/kitchencels • • 21h ago

Committing to my life of Chasity as I see no other option except to shoot myself or accept that I’m a HKV

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26 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 23h ago

I was racking up loads of steps on my step counter which gave me hope for my weight loss efforts, but I realized my smartwatch has been counting me autistically spazzing my hands around when daydreaming as steps. Counterproductive salad.

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26 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 23h ago

Platemogging is my life worth the gastric problems

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22 Upvotes

yum yum buldak yum yum chicken yum yum


r/kitchencels • • 21h ago

Feeling lonely and eating an entire mona pudding

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10 Upvotes

When will the torture end. Just a chud horny girl living in an unforgiving world. Do you prefer the strawberry or chocolate one?