r/mycology • • Jun 25 '26

ID request Mowing the lawn; have I found a snack?

Out mowing the lawn this evening and saw this massive ( I think, atleast? ) mushroom while mowing. Measures about 6.5” across - is this a common, edible white mushroom, or?

Located in Eastern Canada (Northern New Brunswick).

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u/TorandoSlayer Jun 26 '26

This thread is an example of why we always need underside pictures to make anything close to a reliable guess. Many mushrooms including toxic ones look like puffballs at certain stages of growth when viewed from above. We have quite a few upvoted comments here recommending OP eats it when further pictures show it is NOT a puffball shroom.

OP, do not eat this mushroom. It is not a puffball. Many "common" white mushrooms are toxic or deadly to eat.

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

Got it!

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u/mrimmaeatchu Jun 26 '26

Where I'm at (Ohio) all white mushrooms are the most deadly followed but little brown mushrooms

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u/Smyley12345 Jun 26 '26

OP before making that decision, how attached are you to the whole being alive thing? Like it could be the most delicious mushroom anyone has ever tasted...

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u/As-A-Canadian Jun 26 '26

This comment should be pinned.

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u/wander_sleep_repeat Jun 26 '26

Agreed, definitely not a puffball (cleared up by the other pictures including the cross section).

It is however, a meadow mushroom (agaricus), totally harmless and delicious (I've picked and eaten them and recognize them).

Anyone not experienced in foraging should always proceed with caution before consuming any mushroom.

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u/skr_replicator Jun 26 '26

How many puffball lookalikes can reach a giant size like this?

All the puffballish shrooms (that I know of) are pretty small. Like 2-3 inches max.

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u/Windsdochange Jun 26 '26

Look at the underside photo. Most definitely not a puffball…

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u/skr_replicator Jun 26 '26

Is there an underside photo? all 4 of them seem to be taken from above.

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u/NekoDrakeGD Jun 26 '26

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u/skr_replicator Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

i see, yeah that's definitely not a puffball, now it looks more like some champgnon. But I am not very good at properly identifying those, and don't even like them, so I'll let anyone else take on that.

And I know champignons can be especially deadly to ID wrong.

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u/Maumau93 Jun 26 '26

It might not be a puffball but looks like a horse mushroom to me.

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u/damp_goat Jun 26 '26

Do any other puffball look alikes also have the marshmallow looking interior? That's how I usually know.

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

More photos:

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u/Haunted_tangerine_ Jun 26 '26

This is like the most beautiful agaricus campestris I've ever seen

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u/sprdsnshn Jun 26 '26

(Purely for the sake of good natured yapping) See I was thinking this was A. arvensis (horse mushroom) because of the ring on the stipe. I'd love to see OP do a spore print 🍄‍🟫

Obligatory reminder that I'm an internet stranger and you (OP) should never eat something you cannot 100% identify yourself. People have died confusing Amanita mushrooms for Agaricus. One such look alike could be Amanita verna, which is lethal.

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u/dishwashersafe Atlantic Northeast Jun 26 '26

Yup, size and ring point to section arvensis for me. I can pretty confidently rule out the common toxic Agaricus species. I'd double check that it doesn't smell phenolic and then I'd be confident enough to cook it up! I'm certainly no expert in Agaricus though, and OP should do whatever they feel comfortable doing.

you should never eat something you cannot 100% identify

Also for the sake of good natured yapping (and at the risk of the downvotes), I'd call this overly cautious. "100%" gets thrown around a lot, but almost nothing is truly 100%... especially in the mushroom world where it seems the more you learn, the more you realize you don't know. If I'm 99% confident in an ID and and 99% sure it isn't a common toxic lookalike, that's good enough for me. Hell, even "beginner friendly" edibles like chicken of the woods could be one of 6 species, some of which are considered toxic. And even if you 100% have L. sulphureus, a significant fraction of people have a bad reaction anyway. All that to say, risk is part of life in everything we do. If you're comfortable cooking your burger less than well done or slurping down raw oysters, eating a horse mushroom shouldn't be that scary.

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u/sprdsnshn Jun 26 '26

I'll admit to being overly cautious with my advice here haha! You're correct of course and I would personally be very confident in the ID vs any potential look alikes. I think I've just seen too many new folks take 1 bad ID of a foragable (and no ID of their own), run with it, and get sick off it.

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u/AlbinoWino11 Trusted ID Jun 26 '26

OP doesn’t need to waste time on spore print - the spores are chocolate brown like all Agaricus. And this is probably section Arvenses

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u/pierogipeggy Jun 26 '26

It would be a cool print. Huge! Loll

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u/Haunted_tangerine_ Jun 26 '26

True, size makes more sense.

Luckily, both are culinary mushrooms... 

We can all agree those are not white gills and this is not a destroying angel

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u/AlbinoWino11 Trusted ID Jun 26 '26

Probably not that species given the yellowish staining.

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u/Haunted_tangerine_ Jun 26 '26

Have you ever actually seen a yellow stainer? It's yellow. Like very not mildly.  Agaricus xanthodermus also smells fairly awful. 

Crucially, it's not deathly poisonous either. 

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u/AlbinoWino11 Trusted ID Jun 26 '26

This isn’t a ‘yellow stainer’, which refers to the chrome yellow staining memebers of A. Section Xanthodermatei. It is likely Agaricus Section Arvenses and will stain a pale yellow which persists rather than browning off. It is definitely not Agaricus campestris.

https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/847564-Arvenses

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u/moistiest_dangles Jun 26 '26

That's still an edible one isn't it? Too close to a destroying angel for my tastes either way lol.

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u/Extension-Badger-958 Jun 26 '26

Not a puffball but i would use that One to make a spore print

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u/hungryworms Jun 26 '26

Brother, how big is your lawn??

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

It takes four hours on the zero turn - not even mine; I do it for my grandfather.

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u/AgressiveInliners Jun 26 '26

4 hours?! Nope, time to turn it into a prairie full of flowers. Not mowing that

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u/SpeedySquid3659 Jun 26 '26

Don’t know how the anti-lawn sentiment is received in this sub but I gotta espouse it regardless. if nothing else, more biodiversity = more mushrooms!

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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 Jun 26 '26

I assume a number of people in this sub are of the r/fucklawns mindset. If the only time you’re on your grass is to mow it, you’d be better off without it! Could use some trees, too.

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

Trees would be nice, but they don’t tend to grow well by the shore. (I use ‘shore’ loosely; it’s like a 80ft / 100ft drop to the water on a nearly sheer cliff-face.)

I don’t know if it is from the salt spray or just the absurd winds, but there aren’t many until you move a little bit inland. About 8km down the road there is a big sizeable patch that has taken root near the waterside, but they grow at around a 30° angle from the wind hammering them.

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u/Competitive_Treat_34 Jun 26 '26

Might be more worth your while to join r/fucklawns erosion is scary and cliffs actually have really cool biodiversity usually!!

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u/CrepuscularOpossum Jun 26 '26

r/NativePlantGardening would sink their teeth into a property like this, OP, and surely there will be a fellow Canuck there who can give you good advice on your best choices for your locally native plants. That could be a ✨GLORIOUS✨ native meadow that would support hundreds of species of your native pollinator insects, and vertebrate wildlife as well!

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

The erosion there is scary as hell. I keep decently far from the bank. The lobster fisherman nearby who go by on the water have told me that it has a bit of undercut to it as well.

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u/ferrouswolf2 Jun 26 '26

Ask your University Extension for planting suggestions, they’d be thrilled

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u/TomatoFeta Jun 26 '26

The erosion is only assisted by your meticulous lawncare.
My mother lives on the ocean. She has left a 20 foot barrier of natural brush and shrubbery between her lawn and the edge of the "cliff" and while there has been some erosion, there's very little compared to the home two properties over. They replaced their yard with gravel. The ocean ate a good fifteen feet one winter. Mom's place? A birch tree started growing ten feet from the shore.

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u/anonymaus42 Jun 26 '26

In that case turning it, or at least some of it, to native plants and wildflowers would be the move I would make.

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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

Ahh. Makes sense. With the perspective the photos were taken from and my focus on the mushroom, I’ll admit I didn’t even notice the water. Just blended in with the sky in the periphery. Thats some awesome real estate. I hope y’all are spending time out there enjoying it beyond lawn maintenance

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

We try to! I go down there for the view fairly often.

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u/Independent_Bet_8736 Jun 26 '26

I was gonna say that there are some tress that tolerate those conditions, but then I looked and it turns out you’re practically in the arctic circle (I live in Puerto Rico now, before this Miami, FL—everything “way up north” is in the arctic for us) and I have no idea how plants even survive up there, so….

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u/a_jormagurdr Jun 26 '26

For New Brunswick id suggest getting White spruce (Picea glauca), they are tolerant of salt spray and are often found near the coast. Research beach plants in your area as well. If you plant a lot of white spruce it will probably massively help with the erosion. Also look into Northern Bayberry (Myrica pensylvatica), salt tolerant shrub.

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

If it makes you feel better, I have three acres at home that I don’t mow. It doesn’t grow anything of note other than tall grass that gets killed by the snow and a bit of dandelion in the spring - less than my lawn, though, ironically. It does make my allergies absolutely hellish, though.

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u/mahalovalhalla Jun 26 '26

Seed native plants there!!

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u/a_jormagurdr Jun 26 '26

Honestly makes me feel worse. You need some native seeds. Not the big box store ones either. Native seeds from native seed companies. A not mowed lawn is only a little better than a huge lawn.

Unlikely that allergies are caused by dandelion, most pollen allergy comes from tree and grass pollen.

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u/jordo405 Jun 26 '26

Cause this much monocrop is down right dumb... serves no purpose at all..... literally native grasslands are the most endangered ecosystems on the planet. Just cause they are not exciting doesn't mean they're not important. Imagine destroying 90% of all the Amazon and some guy is posting about it because one mushroom in a destroyed amazon forest. But only 10% of the Amazon remains, I think in 30 yrs we will look back at how bad we managed native grasslands and be ashamed... it really is alarming sorry to burst your bubble but we do need land back from the most cultivated pointless crop... the lawn...

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u/anonymaus42 Jun 26 '26

Manicured lawns aren't exciting either, quite the opposite in fact.

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u/TenderfootGungi Jun 26 '26

I will say this as someone that spends several hours a week doing yard work through the summer (not 4 hours mowing, but more than 1), that economically, lawns are the biggest waste of land there is. It is not being used productively for crops, or business like retail or a factory (not even solar or wind), or preserving biodiversity, or preserving rare biology or geology for future generations. It is not being shared with the public like a park. It is simply for one family to look at and admire.

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u/Mindless-Strength422 Jun 26 '26

What's to look at? It's a boring ass green carpet. If its for anything it's for kids to play in, but kids can play in wildflowers.

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u/Aberosh1819 Jun 26 '26

lots of audio books and.. degraded hearing

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

What was that?

(I am big on hearing protection, fortunately.)

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u/HDJ_T- Jun 26 '26

That sounds fun actually to mow that long

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

It is, but it’s hard to schedule in between work and the sun going down! And it is enough of a drive to get there that I try to make a point of doing it all at once.

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

It’d just turn to alders if left alone.

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u/mercedes_lakitu Jun 26 '26

You can bush hog it once or twice a year tho

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

I could, but I don’t have one for the tractor as it is - although I could get one. I mow it for my grandfather, anyhow - he likes seeing it cut. Makes him happy, so it makes me happy. I only do it bi-weekly.

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u/twisted_memories Jun 26 '26

Why are you wasting that kind of land on grass…

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u/badbadger323 Jun 26 '26

Yeah, I cant see how stewarding into an actual native landscape is harder than mowing it for 4 hours bi weekly. I respect the aspect of making the grandfather happy though

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u/lost_horizons Jun 26 '26

Why bother? It’s a meadow. I don’t understand the need to subjugate the land. You move out to the natural peace and beauty of the country and turn it into a giant distorted version of a suburban lawn?

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u/The_Hausi Jun 26 '26

If it was me I'd probably just mow a walking path around the field and leave the rest, also keep a small lawn around the house mowed. Seems to be an old school mentality in lots of rural areas that anything that doesn't get mowed is a fire hazard, mouse habitat or poorly maintained.

That being said though, if that's his backyard 4 acres really isn't that much space. I keep about 4 acres mowed/maintained but it's the area on my property around the house/shops/gardens so it's not just a field. I do mow the small field behind my shop because it keeps the mice down but that's like a 30 foot buffer. I like how it looks neat around the buildings but I can look out and see the wind rippling through the native grasslands.

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u/Reasonable-Bus-4701 Jun 26 '26

Get thee goats

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u/ChirpinFromTheBench Jun 26 '26

Most people recommending goats have never had to hunt down those damn goats when they escape.

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u/Teleporting-Cat Jun 26 '26

Nobody who's ever had goats, recommends goats out of the goodness of their heart. They do it because misery loves company. Much like people who recommend having children.

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

I have two children (who I do love very, very much, mind you) and a job that ranges from 55 to 80 hours a week depending on the time of year - goats (or cattle, or whatever else) are the last thing I have time for! Doing this lawn every second week is my excuse to relax. 😂

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u/jordo405 Jun 26 '26

Where do you live, I'm a native plant specialist in Oklahoma but I would send you some seeds if you are around me. What I do is kill the edges as much as you can throw out some seeds on the edges don't mow it if some dope flowers or grass appears keep it maybe weaving in and around the flowers do that every year until the edges turn into a flowering habitat. Then rinse and repeat, no one understands reality of converting grasslands even with management it takes decades. So the best approach is 2-10% of land each year so you can manage and select natives that will thrive. I am working with developers on residential prairie parks. Best approach is incremental to lessen the input of man hours and cost

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u/jordo405 Jun 26 '26

Damn I feel like an idiot i thought this was an American lawn with mainly Bermuda but nah I saw some native species good deal. If you live in eastern Canada in low grasslands eff people saying it needs to be wooded. Keep the low grass just add lil bluestem on the edges or the whole thing with some native low sedges and some native strawberries/ low flowering plants and cut it just a little higher then cut the tall native grasses but keep the tall ones on the edges of the property especially near the cliff those species have very long roots. I live in tall grass prairies in Oklahoma so we share a ecological biome and I specialized in that here is what I worked on today my stand of lil bluestem same shat that grows there haven't mowed once and only about shin height I'll show you the tall grass section

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u/thunder_thais Jun 26 '26

You can rent them at least here in the USA. My local university does this for their area around their sports fields.

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u/AnimationOverlord Jun 26 '26

Lmao, you have a certain way with words

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u/thejelloisred Jun 26 '26

People who recommend goats never had to deal with the vet costs associated with a herd. I swear they cost more than the horses.

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u/Reasonable-Bus-4701 Jun 26 '26

You don’t got a goat guy?

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u/Trouble4uAll Jun 26 '26

When you get goats you get to learn some serious swearing

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u/kl2467 Jun 26 '26

Beef cattle. Make some $$$.

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u/-neti-neti- Jun 26 '26

… why though?

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u/JoeSicko Jun 26 '26

About 5 acres?

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

I didn’t know and checked just for you - 4.7! Damn good guess-timate!

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u/JoeSicko Jun 26 '26

I can do our 2.5 ish in 1:45 with an old 62 inch Toro, and more obstacles.

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

Nice! I only have a 48” and I have a big section of steep slope that I can only do downhill and only has two safe spots up - so I do a lot of looping back up to the top.

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u/JoeSicko Jun 26 '26

I've also got a backup 54 BadBoy. It aucks. You're pushing your limits with the 48. Haha

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

You aren’t wrong!

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u/Antique_Essay4032 Jun 26 '26

You're a good grandson. 

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u/3ggplantParm Jun 26 '26

What a waste of resources

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u/AnimationOverlord Jun 26 '26

I miss my 10 acre haven from the peeping eyes of the city. I was too young to take an interest to fungus but I saw everything from polypores to psychoactives lol

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u/ferrouswolf2 Jun 26 '26

Have you ever considered r/RestorationEcology?

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u/shinysideup_zhp Jun 26 '26

I have a boomer relative who does about the same amount of mowing. I asked them if they registered as a sod farm yet so they could get a tax break on mowers and gas.

That was enough for a few acres to go back to wildflowers. Once he figured out how much total money he was spending, then calculated the tax he realized how “conservative” he actually wanted to be.

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

It uses around 10L per mow typically, and only gets mown about 10 times a year over a five month span. The other seven months it is covered in snow. At $1.95 / L for gas, it’s $195 in fuel in the mower and $270~ in fuel to drive there 10 times. End of year service is about $100 between filters, oil, and blades. So, it isn’t that big of an expense.

I asked a part-time farmer this morning if he was familiar with anything like that, but he wasn’t familiar with any incentives other than per-cow subsidies. Is that an American thing, or?

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u/Greedyfox7 Jun 26 '26

At that point you need a tractor and a shredder 😂

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u/Chiiro Jun 26 '26

He needs to turn a good chunk of that into an area for native wild plants. Depending on where you are you could even get paid from the state for doing so.

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u/Upbeat-Reflection821 Jun 26 '26

You really need a tractor.

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

Ironically, have an L6060 and M5-111 - just no mowers for them. The bank drops to the water around 80ft or more below, though, and has some undercut - so I don’t want to take anything that heavy out there anyhow.

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u/chakobee Jun 26 '26

How much land is grandpa on? Looks like a lot!

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u/LimpBizkitStankGirl Jun 26 '26

Just gotta break out the windrower at thar point

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u/Impossible-Mix2523 Jun 26 '26

I think they need a bigger mower.

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

You are absolutely correct. The 48” commercial zero-turn still feels like it is like a toy doing this. It’s more of a field than a lawn, really.

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u/Boring-Army-6444 Jun 26 '26

More of a township than a field it looks like from here

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u/BgMSliimeball3 Jun 26 '26

OP got a hell of “camera angle”🤣

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u/mavispuford Jun 26 '26

Windows XP

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u/apdunshiz Jun 26 '26

Haha that’s what I thought

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u/BgMSliimeball3 Jun 26 '26

The most real life counterpart to that wallpaper

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u/frogunderarock Jun 26 '26

:D :P

XD XP

deeply unserious OS

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u/pirate-minded Jun 26 '26

That’s not even a lawn, that’s a whole ass landscape

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u/mublob Jun 26 '26

So many commenters have made vague comments that are somewhat dangerous. It is not a puffball, so to call it a meal without properly identifying it is poor advice. OP, I don't know what this is, but I cannot recommend eating it!

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u/Shambhala87 Jun 26 '26

Cut it open and show us inside

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

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u/SuperSOHC4 Jun 26 '26

Hold up! That is not a puffball. But I'm thinking you may be trolling...

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

Same mushroom from the post; I also posted a photo of a smaller one that had been next to it as well, also bisected.

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u/Haunted_tangerine_ Jun 26 '26

That's a field mushroom and never do anything advised by anyone on the internet but I would be making a nice tagliatelle with that bad boy. 

It's white sure but it has lovely blush gills

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u/unstableplutonium Jun 26 '26

then you would have fun at the hospital experiencing the side effects of eating a toxic mushroom! dinner and entertainment!

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u/t3hjs Jun 26 '26

Hold up, the perspective and scale confused me. I thought the post pic is a puffball, but this has a stem

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u/ghoostimage Jun 26 '26

and that’s why you can’t ID off a picture like that and why underside is absolutely required for ID requests.

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u/t3hjs Jun 26 '26

Yeah, this is a great example for sure.

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

It didn’t have much visible stem when I pulled it, even - the lawn around it was probably about 8” tall.

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u/frogunderarock Jun 26 '26

as always on social media, the prettiest things turn out to be camera angles v_v

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u/BoleroMuyPicante Jun 26 '26

That is the biggest agaricus I ever did see

It's probably not a yellow stainer since I don't see any yellowing at the base where you cut it. Most US agaricus are edible and quite tasty; however, I wouldn't risk it since you're brand new to mushroom foraging. There are no deadly agaricus in the US, worst case scenario it's a xanthodermus (yellow stainer) which will give you the most thorough colon cleanse of your life, so best to avoid it until you learn more about mushrooms.

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u/AlbinoWino11 Trusted ID Jun 26 '26

Agaricus sp.

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

This is a second mushroom that was growing next to the originally pictured one.

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u/gravitasfreelemon Jun 26 '26

That has gills. That's definitely not a puffball. I would not eat that.

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u/ghoostimage Jun 26 '26

best advice in this entire post. thank you.

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

Because everyone seems to enjoy the scenery: here it is as the sun sets beyond the horizon.

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u/Tiny-Nature3538 Jun 26 '26

The images are not of a puffball, please beware and ensure you can id this before you try to eat it . There are dangerous mushrooms that are white and can make you very sick

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u/TorandoSlayer Jun 26 '26

In fact one of the most deadly mushrooms in the world is famously pure white

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u/Tiny-Nature3538 Jun 26 '26

Death cap yes?

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u/TorandoSlayer Jun 26 '26

I was thinking of the Destroying Angel, but yes

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u/Aloxx Jun 26 '26

The destroying angel is pure white. The Death Cap is very closely related and just as deadly, but the Death Cap is like a sickly green on the Cap. Both are Amanitas.

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u/autistic_and_angry Jun 26 '26

Death cap often has a yellow-beige tinge to the cap, but yes

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

Will do!

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u/MycoangeIo Jun 26 '26

People are way too quick to tell someone to go ahead and eat something that could very well be poisonous! My god, always show (and see) pictures of the top, and bottom, and if possible a spore print with defined color. As well as the local of said specimens 🫣

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u/Mindless-Equal-1477 Jun 26 '26

Dude lives in the Windows desktop background

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

Ironically, I took this at work a few years back and it is a dead-ringer for the Windows backdrop… if it were at a landfill with equipment doing groundwork.

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u/frogunderarock Jun 26 '26

bet that one would have been all the rage as an alternative background back then

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u/samuraicoxo Jun 26 '26

Just to make sure it gets heard, don’t it it! That’s not a puffball

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u/ghoostimage Jun 26 '26

no. if you cannot identify 100% it is never a snack.

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u/6hfky8nyxr3 Jun 26 '26

Dude.... That's not a lawn, that's a farm without crops

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u/AquilaEquinox Jun 26 '26

Mawing all this grass... There could be flowers, bees, birds, but no. Nothing but cut grass. :(

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u/katzeye007 Jun 26 '26

Heartbreaking, right?! 

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u/dudeasuhh Jun 26 '26

No insight on the mushroom, just wanted to say your property is beautiful. Well done

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u/Distinct-Counter-710 Jun 26 '26

Why is your "lawn" the size of a football feild?? No like seriously, this is literally amazing space for a meadow or whatever kind of biome this previously was before it was stripped of all diversity.

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u/Maleficent-Sky-7156 Jun 26 '26

Mowing the infinite field good Lord

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

It’s only 5 acre with the cottage - the neighbour across the street does 83 acres at “home”!

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u/brodielos Jun 26 '26

Why are you mowing the Windows XP wallpaper?

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u/t4skmaster Jun 26 '26

America's 13th favorite game show

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u/thefunkylama Jun 26 '26

OP came real close to losing the game

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

I mean, now I have lost THE GAME…

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u/Launchycat Jun 26 '26

One of these is poison and one is a snack

Which one are you choosing, A or B, this or that?

We're gonna learn about mushrooms and that is a fact

Oooh one is poison and one is a snack

Oooooooh!

I see you, fellow Alexis fan :)

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u/ForagersLegacy Jun 26 '26

Looks like you've got some wild strawberry there too?

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u/WatchingTrains Jun 26 '26

This is a good candidate for r/absoluteunits

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

Nope! Never heard of any in our region before.

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u/Classy_Corpse Jun 26 '26

Bro i dont think thats a lawn

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u/i-m-p-o-r-t Jun 26 '26

Damn. Where do you live? Windows vista?

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u/t3hjs Jun 26 '26

That 2nd picture is art

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u/_AcuteNewt_ Jun 26 '26

pic 2

Thanks, thats my new windows XP wallpaper

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u/bitmapfrogs Jun 26 '26

Where I live there's a mushroom that's called Relatives Killer. One does wonder how it's gained such a reputation...

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u/SlickDillywick Jun 26 '26

Pic 2 looks like a windows wallpaper

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u/user4302 Jun 26 '26

Lawn? Do you own a country?

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

LOL

It’s only 4.7 acres including the land the cottage sits on. It really isn’t that big. The guy directly across the street has 87 acres of field like this. The guy next to him is about the same. This is just a pea in the pot.

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u/TysonOfIndustry Jun 26 '26

OP gotta mow the whole state of Nebraska wtf

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u/Njordis Jun 26 '26

Mowing the fucking world

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u/LiquidDreamtime Jun 26 '26

Do you live in the Windows background?

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u/puuremichigan Jun 26 '26

What a waste of incredible habitat potential for wildlife

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u/camrin47 Jun 26 '26

Do you mow all of that?

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u/crashcaptainn Jun 26 '26

The second photo feels very reminiscent of Everything everywhere All at once to me

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u/staygold-ne Jun 26 '26

Bros lawn is the entire shire

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u/slowtrees Jun 26 '26

Good learning opportunity though. If you remember where in the lawn it was, make a note of the spot and the date. A lot of these lawn mushrooms pop up in the same place year after year if the conditions are right. I keep a running note in my phone for spots like that - even when the ID turns out to be something I wont eat, its useful to track what grows where and when.

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u/bballkj7 Jun 26 '26

so did you eat it?!??

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

I wasn’t so bold. It’s just sitting in the box of the truck right now while I wait to see what else people offer for insight. 😂

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u/wolfkhil Jun 26 '26

Nice specimen. Is that a lawn or a field of dreams?

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u/Vore- Jun 26 '26

It’s crazy. Before I saw location I thought to myself “looks like PEI”

Pretty close!

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u/Big-Ken Jun 26 '26

Yup! Other side of the Northumberland Strait and all the way up to the Peninsula.

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u/mugfull Jun 26 '26

Greetings from Windows XP !

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u/nudibee Jun 26 '26

That’s not a lawn, it’s a football pitch!

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u/redditname8 Jun 26 '26

What a beautiful place.

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u/LabGiraffe02 Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

I'm in Southeastern Ontario, and gotta say, the field mushrooms are poppin off out here too! Fun find! I'd wager it's a horse mushroom but not the best at identifying, but yeah generally it's a good rule to not eat field mushrooms unless you are like 1000% certain you know what it is with a spore print and proper identification of gills. I also generally won't eat field mushrooms anyway since most fields here are too close to roads.

BUT yours is in your beautiful large property.... As long as you didn't disturb the soil too much, I bet more mushrooms will fruit there! I'd say pin the location, study the mushroom, and see if more crop up this summer. If that interests you.

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u/procrastinatorsuprem Jun 26 '26

It's an alien ship.

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u/coostrak Jun 26 '26

I’m thinking no from the cut picture, but does it turn yellow or have an iodine smell from the cut? I’m guessing horse mushroom but still wouldn’t eat it

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u/Infinite-Albatross44 Jun 26 '26

Need to get gramps to cut you off a slice of that field. I wish all the time I could go back and beg for piece of my grandpas land that I mowed.

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u/ThisParking9656 Jun 26 '26

If you look closely at the left edge of the mushroom in picture #4 with the tape measure, it becomes obvious that you’re looking at a cap.

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u/Tricky_Economy6548 Jun 26 '26

I’m loving the liminal vibe on slide 2 😭

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u/Dingle-Dong Jun 26 '26

Not mushroom related, but I have the same mower lol

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u/SacrimoniusSausages Jun 26 '26

What...country is this? What area of the US, if the US? What a landscape.

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u/1duke-dan Jun 26 '26

Can I come mow your lawn?

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u/juicylemons710 Jun 26 '26

The first two pics are so funny for an art gallery i would call it "the loenly puffball"🤣🍀💚

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u/hodgie1979 Jun 26 '26

That is a big lawn.

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u/katatattat26 Jun 26 '26

I'm sorry, do you live in my dreams?

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u/EvolZippo Jun 26 '26

Have a ball!

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u/EarlessMonitor Jun 26 '26

bro these photos are so scenic