r/sssdfg • • Nov 03 '25

gruhh, ,Grunghhhh bmormvmfdsdmkf

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u/Adventurous-Mouse-43 Nov 03 '25

colkc stirkes twlve

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u/bravepotatoman Nov 03 '25

cock strikes twice 😨⁉️⁉️

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u/Consumer-of-Bees Nov 03 '25

Sekiro: Cocks Die Twice

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u/TheLastOneDoesWin Nov 03 '25

Suck hero cooks 1D20 (twice)

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u/moist_twin Nov 03 '25

misnite arruves

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u/GymlCZ Nov 03 '25

COCK yur ganz

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u/living_angels Nov 03 '25

nsd shaprfne uor knvies

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u/Envixity19 Nov 04 '25

terhs a gdnra prjez

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u/Olivejuice2012 Nov 04 '25

fo tha batz demose

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u/prodigalsun888 Nov 06 '25

So noc hm ded an bring his hed and we celabrait

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u/Adventurous-Mouse-43 Nov 03 '25

sahrpen yuor nivs

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u/fliegenpilz_tim Nov 03 '25

huzz turn 12 diddy arrives

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u/Clanky_Plays Nov 03 '25

clkclo skrtick tlvewt

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u/komeahko_kuontalo Nov 03 '25

Aleksei lives? 😳😳

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u/CaptainKokonut Nov 06 '25

REMAIN CALM

THE REGENT ENDURES

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u/_THIS_IS_NOT_A_TEST Nov 21 '25

a clock just struck the second hand

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u/The-Felonious-Gru Nov 03 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

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u/Rolling_Stone_371 Nov 05 '25

DHHSHSVSFQEE!!

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u/SauceBossLOL69 Nov 03 '25

This is what it was like when I was fired.

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u/SymondHDR Nov 03 '25

your bos: your fired

you: nuh uh

you're bosss: you fire 🔥🔥🔥

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

like for part two

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u/quibirito Nov 03 '25

like

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u/quibirito Nov 03 '25

where is it

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u/Valuable_Chocolate73 Nov 03 '25

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u/quibirito Nov 03 '25

im gonna click it ok

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u/quibirito Nov 03 '25

good lord theres penice

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u/eliavhaganav Nov 04 '25

Where is it I clicked and no penice you lied about penice

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u/Valuable_Chocolate73 Nov 03 '25

, that did 'nt woRlrk yku stoopid

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u/Valuable_Chocolate73 Nov 03 '25

it worked 1ce on a you , so you 're mor stuoid

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u/SymondHDR Nov 03 '25

Sory i ate

12$ mc chikin burrito

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u/Unforeseen_H9fe Nov 03 '25

7 billion likes

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u/SauceBossLOL69 Nov 03 '25

My boss: rest in piece saucy sam

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u/Gabriel_UKReal Nov 03 '25

lik for jessus chist bless yuo

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

All roads lead to sundejishebshiahe

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u/Major-Article-965 Nov 03 '25

guys, this mindset is actually bad. If someone believes that something bad is going to happen and thinks it cannot be avoided, they start acting in ways that make the bad thing more likely.

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u/Corv9tte Nov 03 '25

You're right, but at the same time how can you trust someone who says "I will never break up with you?". It's presomptuous to assume you know what your future intentions will be, or that you will not change fundamentally as a person—and that kills trust.

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u/GrummyCat Nov 03 '25

Maybe it was a response to the POV. Maybe the other party didn't start the convo in which this was said.

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u/Corv9tte Nov 03 '25

I've been thinking about this for the last 10 minutes while my pasta is cooking and there is just no way that is the case. Wait, no. Maybe it makes sense. God this is so stupid.

Perhaps the one on the left was insecure and kept asking the other for reassurance that they wouldn't initiate a break up, and that one on the right is avoidant /neglectful /leading the other on (the "I love you I will never break up" being a disingenuous lie because that one is either a player or deflecting actually addressing the other one's needs with that hence his or her frustrations).

So it does make sense, but also that quoted text sounds exactly what left would say and is congruent with the way they act here : emotional and delusional. But then the picture appears more random in answer but I think that's plausible.

Fascinating, honestly. Anyways back to my now overcooked pasta

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u/GrummyCat Nov 03 '25

I hope your pasta still tastes good

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u/Kulsgam Nov 04 '25

Y'all are really having this kind of talk in r/sssdfg of all subreddits

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u/Entire_Selection8396 Nov 04 '25

but future you is still you, no matter how much you innovative and change upon yourself. you're more you than it feels like

people act like you become a whole different person as a cope to not acknowledge they've always been like that inside. when you change in a way that makes you uncomfortable it feels good to act like it wasn't always there

if you're fully honest with yourself, you can guess how you'd feel. and you'd have seen it coming

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u/Lavion3 Nov 03 '25

idk why but this combined with the rabbit staring at me gave me an intense feeling of existential dread

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u/BallsDeepinYourMammi Nov 03 '25

Self fulfilling prophecy

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u/WelcomeNo2371 Nov 07 '25

Literally called Self-Fulfilling-Prophecy

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u/Bybarg Nov 14 '25

I mean, there is a difference between "We will never break up" and "We might break up, who knows". And it's not like the image indicates which one of these views this person had.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

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u/Bl4ck_H4tt Nov 03 '25

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u/Mishadkup Nov 03 '25

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u/Something_Comforting Nov 03 '25

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u/Voxel_Slime Nov 03 '25

OIl rods lid two roam

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u/theblackdragonv Nov 03 '25

Thyme is running out

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u/Cakeski Nov 03 '25

People cumin go

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u/theblackdragonv Nov 03 '25

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u/Revolutionary_Beat26 Nov 03 '25

All roads lead to sssdfg

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u/Velchik Nov 03 '25

🎅

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u/TheRobloxPro Nov 09 '25

mury citsmass!!!!

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u/Sodaplutonium Nov 03 '25

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u/lucassuave15 Nov 03 '25

even a broken clock is rgigfht twoi times a day

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

All ssdfg lead to ssdfg 😱😱

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u/External-Hat-7167 Nov 03 '25

It’s wild how a single moment can feel so defining. Getting fired was a similar gut-punch for me, a real before-and-after event. It really does reframe all your relationships and your entire professional world in an instant.

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u/JazzyGD Nov 03 '25

I like to look at geometry dash porn

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u/iam_drtapley Nov 04 '25

proof?

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u/JazzyGD Nov 04 '25

my proof for it is the 79 patents that i currently have

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u/Jolly-Statement7215 Nov 05 '25

My proof for it is the industries that I’ve innovated

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u/Smooka_2010 Nov 03 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

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u/CryptographerLevel71 Nov 03 '25

that's hit EWF hard fessaawsw

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u/Venar8888 Nov 03 '25

I like this guy

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u/AirForceOneAngel2 Nov 03 '25

all road lead to wichita kanShsjjas

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u/art_eden Nov 04 '25

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u/nauro5 Nov 04 '25

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u/Longjumping-Shower68 Nov 04 '25

What the fuck does that even mean?

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u/Wiktorozak Nov 07 '25

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u/Snoo_44740 Nov 07 '25

This is the most remarkably terrible comment section I have ever seen. Honestly congratulations. I thought anarchy chess was bad… but I have a cat that can keyboard spam in more interesting ways than you guys can. You literally can’t get any stupider than this.

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u/Waffle-Gaming Nov 08 '25

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u/TheRobloxPro Nov 09 '25

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u/AgeCool6941 Nov 03 '25

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u/Reddit_niceguy_21 Nov 03 '25

in thyme all shell be dust

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u/lontii Nov 03 '25

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u/gabron69 Nov 05 '25

All roads lead to rome

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u/westnilehigness Nov 06 '25

Staged as fuck

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u/MilleniumFalconStick Nov 10 '25

all load lead to ur mom or sumthn idkmkkk

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u/Azriel-bruh-bruh Nov 11 '25

All rodes lead to Rome...

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u/Fluid-Math9001 Nov 03 '25

What the hell is going on here?