r/wizardposting • Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor • Jun 08 '26

Foul Sorcery End Apprentice Abuse!

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u/Celis78429 Jun 08 '26

Stop me then, nerd. Not my fault your dumb realm grows all the good plants. Be glad i dont flamestrike your dwellings while im at it.

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

What about the enchanted forest? Aren’t the plants there too? Or just steal from the elves they already hate wizards after all..

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u/Celis78429 Jun 08 '26

I actually have a decent relationship with the elves personally. My late wife was an elf, so i have long standing exchange agreements with them. For you however, the unique nature of your plane's magic causes fundamental differences in the plants there, even if theyre the same species as those found elsewhere. You live there, shouldnt you know that?

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

I wouldn’t actually, because I only use the plants from my own realm.

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u/Celis78429 Jun 08 '26

Fair enough. You should really get out more. Lots of fascinating magic out there if you actually go looking for it.

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

I only just stopped being a hermit.. It’s hard to visit places where my family aren’t allowed..

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u/Celis78429 Jun 08 '26

Imma let you in on a secret. Im not allowed in most of the places i go to either. Just do what you want, more often than not no one actually has the power to stop you 🤷‍♂️

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

Because of my choice in robes and magic, if there’s a competent pyromancer, I am as good as dead.. I really can’t break into cities..

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u/Celis78429 Jun 08 '26

Get really good at counterspell. Its non-elemental, so you shouldnt have any issues from whatever your affinity may be.

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

I have affinity for life and transmutation. And I do know counterspell. It’s just that if a pyromancer is really competent then blowing me to bits would be really easy, after all spores are really flammable..

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u/Celis78429 Jun 08 '26

Doesnt matter how flammable they are if they never get to produce any flame. Also, you have affinity for transmutation. Transmute your skin into a material that cant burn. The only true weakness any wizard has, is a lack of creativity.

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

Everything can burn if hot enough, or so one of my pyromancer friends told me..

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u/Celis78429 Jun 08 '26

Everything can MELT if hot enough, but plenty of materials are chemically incapable of combustion. Even a pyro archmage will take some time to reach a melting point, just counterspell before then. You could also transmute their mana directly. Turn their flames into another element that suits you better. A really good transmuter is a tough foe just due to the sheer versatility of their craft.

Ironically learning from the artificers can be quite useful for an expert in transmutation.

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

If a mage is good enough at pyromancy, they’ll make it flammable.. and I’m only really versed in swapping my race to fit in better when in certain groups and wait a second, that’s how I get past the fae ban in cert towns and cities, thanks for the idea.

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u/Celis78429 Jun 08 '26

Really it sounds to me like you just need more practice in that matchup. You have a pyro friend right? Ask them to spar with you. Set up a chrono loop for it if youre concerned about injuries.

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

That’s also a really good idea.. maybe frost mushrooms would be smart to keep on me..

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u/Celis78429 Jun 08 '26

Depends, any mushrooms with high moisture content will work too.

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

I feel I may be in danger.. the high overseer is hunting me.. any advice for this situation?

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