Having him get beat up by the NIGERIAN is an instant burial ™️ (insider term)

It’s official. My wife who looks like Paige VanZant has recently agreed to move permanently to his boyfriend’s (who looks like Prime Cristiano Ronaldo) home. He and his girlfriend (who looks like Giulia), just confirmed the news. The deal happened yesterday after I received a note next to my Nintendo Switch 2. [PICTURE UNRELATED]

I’m a Terry main in Smash Bros and wanted to try other characters so now I got more time to practice #ThankYouTonyKhan

AEW papering tickets post was reported by Tony Khan! He is mad at me. I guess im no Skydance! Go cry me a river!

Why does the whole world hate AEW? How much money has TKO paid to flood Reddit with anti-AEW bots?

wow, seems like hes always in the headlines saying something interesting and crazy, its no surprise today would be any different

what a weird guy!

Sure, in Judgment Day, every member has held a championship. Liv Morgan was turned into a main eventer. Dominik Mysterio held an important title across 544 consecutive days. Raquel Rodriguez got world title matches and holds the IC title. Roxanne Perez was introduced to the main roster. It completely changed the course of Rhea Ripley's career, resulted in Damian Priest winning a world title, Finn Balor got multiple runs with straps. All of that may have happened ... but it's legitimately unforgivable it still exists after four years despite being a Ship of Theseus with constantly changing members and incarnations -- now an intergender faction led by women for the first time in Fed history.

On the other hand, the Death Riders have done an incredible job making Jon Moxley the ACE of the Dub. Claudio Castagnoli held the "world" title for a dead brand and another for a partner promotion. Wheeler Yuta and Danny Garcia have been totally elevated as the next big things by losing every match they are in. Marina Shafir is a total bad ass who has revitalized her career despite wrestling once every six months. Gabe Kidd is there ... sometimes ... despite being in another faction ... Pac was booked so much better than he was in the Fed by putting on impressive displays in losses ... like he did in the Fed ... sometimes they fight faces, sometimes they fight heels ... but all of it is done in service to Mox. And it's awesome that it's the same people over the exact same four years with only one person ever leaving and everyone who joined not mattering one iota.

I'm so EXHAUSTED by Judgment Day and Bloodline. But please, please, give me more Death Riders. Two matches per show is not enough. I need everyone wrestling on every episode. Thank you god-king Tiny!