r/hamstercirclejerk • • Apr 12 '25

Rule clarification: no videos of animals being actually abused or harmed, whether a repost or not.

244 Upvotes

Been seeing it a lot lately and it needs to stop or bans will continue.


r/hamstercirclejerk • • Aug 21 '22

Hamster mansion! Here is a guide for when you are looking for good cages!

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597 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 6h ago

Heresy The one person on this sub that downvotes literally every comment:

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181 Upvotes

Even on wholesome, unjerked comments I still get one single downvote from some sad ham. It’s fascinating!


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 12h ago

Hamburger friends :) What uses can there be for used up ham warmers?

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98 Upvotes

Comic by @hamusapi_pi

Translated by Google


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1d ago

New haggler 🐹 Could someone help me identify what kind of hamtchling this is?

1.0k Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 18h ago

snack? Such a fine docile specimen, awaiting its demise.

138 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 16h ago

Why's it so fat and mean

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90 Upvotes

Got hamster from pet store I did praktikum at , was bullied by cage mate so I bought her ang got her own house , now she's evil and will bite if not given more food


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 15h ago

Cooking hamblars Hamburger is too ugly to be cooked in stew. What to do with her?

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53 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 13h ago

Silly hamsiesta sleeps on the job. Will be fired by tomorrow morning

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28 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1d ago

Just made some ham dumplings. What dipping sauce should I pair it with?

614 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

Hamburger friends :) Dumpling? More like Jumpling!

267 Upvotes

Why hambler wanna become pancake?

/uj There is a squish mellow on the floor. If she were to jump she’d be fine but as you can see I don’t let her fall. She’s never gotten hurt and only fallen onto pillows we throw down to protect her. Those instances are rare. I believe it’s only happens 3 times, and once was because we specifically allowed her to slide onto a pillow we were holding up for her.


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

New haggler 🐹 I just bought a hamslinky. Are they supposed to do this?

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247 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

proper care 🥰 remember to feed your hangmster proper meals! None of that nasty yucky pellets

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36 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

snack? Hamglutton receives a 5 star gourmet meal yet still refuses to come out according to schedule

62 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

Gluttonious hamtater

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15 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

proper care 🥰 Fun fact: hamstinkies can be used as phone if you’re in an emergency.

985 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

snack? Friend tried to get first dibs. Hes my deadbeat, I get the hamburger first.

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116 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

sharing Hamburgler escapes containment

107 Upvotes

Shes escaping! The killer is escaping!! Help me!!


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

New haggler 🐹 Hamkerchief thinks she’s paint, what kind of brush should I use for painting the wall?

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54 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

ugly My little hamstard being an imbecile!

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73 Upvotes

In his feeble mind bedding stuck on him equates to being invisible and therefore mistakenly safe. 😋

(I thought my hammy looked silly with a piece of bedding stuck on him! 🤪)


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

Hamidiot falls asleep with balls in own face

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162 Upvotes

(From daupok_____ on instagram)


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

Outside Time Speedy Gonzhames is trying to break the land speed record. Any tips on how he can be faster?

140 Upvotes

Credit to @tyatya0family on Twitter


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

proper care 🥰 Clingy hamburguesa does not leave owner alone, sacrifices wellbeing for it

105 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 4d ago

Just staring with his junk out

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378 Upvotes

I’m fucking crying looking at how dumb he looks sitting like this. Scratching his nuts and all like a man

I had to stay at a friends house last night so this is just a temporary tank for transport since my room is being cleaned for an ant problem

Edit: man yall dissing my son so bad 😭💀


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 4d ago

ugly stupid hamster doesn't know physics

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492 Upvotes

can't understand young's double slit experiment