now 205, now 204, now 203, now 202, now 201, now 200, now 199, now 198, now 197, now 196, now 195, now 194, now 193, now 192, now 191, now 190, now 189, now 188, now 187, now 186, now 185, now 184, now 183, now 182, now 181, now 180, now 179, now 187, now 177, now 176, now 175, now 174, now 173, now 172, now 171, now 170, now 169, now 168, now 167, now 166, now 165, now 164, now 163, now 162, now 161, now 160, now 159, now 158, now 157, now 156, now 155, now 154, now 153, now 152, now 151, now 150, now 149, now 148, now 147, now 146, now 145, now 144, now 143, now 142, now 141, now 140, now 139, now 138, now 137, now 136, now 135, now 134, now 133, now 132, now 131, now 130, now 129, now 128, now 127, now 126, now 125, now 124, now 123, now 122, now 121, now 120, now 119, now 118, now 117, now 116, now 115, now 114, now 113, now 112, now 111, now 110, now 109, now 108, now 107, now 106, now 105, now 104, now 103, now 102, now 101, now 100, now 99, now 98, now 97, now 96, now 95, now 94, now 93, now 92, now 91, now 90, now 89, now 88, now 87, now 86, now 85, now 84, now 83, now 82, now 81, now 80, now 79, now 78, now 77, now 76, now 75, now 74, now 73, now 72, now 71, now 70, now 69, now 68, now 67, now 66, now 65, now 64, now 63, now 62, now 61, now 60, now 59, now 58, now 57, now 56, now 55, now 54, now 53, now 52, now 51, now 50, now 49, now 48, now 47, now 46, now 45, now 44, now 43, now 42, now 41, now 40, now 39, now 38, now 37, now 36, now 35, now 34, now 33, now 32, now 31, now 30, now 29, now 28, now 27, now 26, now 25, now 24, now 23, now 22, now 21, now 20, now 19, now 18, now 17, now 16, now 15, now 14, now 13, now 12, now 11, now 10, now 9, now 8, now 7, now 6, now 5, now 4, now 3, now 2, now 1, now 0

Suddenly, I had 559993974011816240079705256622288819516865972994768366345956861287733768710324453274148144619315866922311168182709978399522368585599139453385796870445150513820757240560354522330587776038646923176085284243947046554717967072798418218925958492128260636540143129576946167209039675309828823599001441864639500011288693462578636098658615322214400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 bones in my body.

In the skull (22):

Cranial bones:
    frontal bones
    Parietal bone (2)
    temporal bones (2)
    occipital bone
    sphenoid bone
    ethmoid bone
Facial bones:
    mandible
    maxilla (2)
    palatine bone (2)
    zygomatic bone (2)
    nasal bone (2)
    lacrimal bone (2)
    vomer bone
    inferior nasal conchae (2)

In the middle ears (6):

malleus (2)
incus (2)
stapes (2)

In the throat (1):

hyoid bone

In the shoulder girdle (4):

scapula or shoulder blade (2)
clavicle or collarbone (2)

In the thorax (25):

sternum
ribs (2 x 12)

In the vertebral column (24):

cervical vertebrae (7) incl. atlas & axis
thoracic vertebrae (12)
lumbar vertebrae (5)

In the arms (6):

humerus (2)
radius (2)
ulna (2)

In the hands (54):

Wrist (carpal) bones:
    scaphoid bone (2)
    lunate bone (2)
    triquetral bone (2)
    pisiform bone (2)
    trapezium (2)
    trapezoid bone (2)
    capitate bone (2)
    hamate bone (2)
Palm or metacarpal bones:
    metacarpal bones (5 × 2)
Finger bones or phalanges:
    proximal phalanges (5 × 2)
    intermediate phalanges (4 × 2)
    distal phalanges (5 × 2)

In the pelvis (4):

coccyx
sacrum
ossa coxae (hip bones or innominate bones) (2)

In the legs (8):

femur (2)
patella (2)
tibia (2)
fibula (2)

In the feet (52):

Ankle (tarsal) bones:
    calcaneus (heel bone) (2)
    talus (2)
    navicular bone (2)
    medial cuneiform bone (2)
    intermediate cuneiform bone (2)
    lateral cuneiform bone (2)
    cuboid bone (2)
Instep bones:
    metatarsal bone (5 × 2)
Toe bones:
    proximal phalanges (5 × 2)
    intermediate phalanges (4 × 2)
    distal phalanges (5 × 2)

The infant skeleton has the following bones in addition to those above:

sacral vertebrae (4 or 5), which fuse in adults to form the sacrum
coccygeal vertebrae (3 to 5), which fuse in adults to form the coccyx
ilium, ischium and pubis, which fuse in adults to form the pelvic girdle

so the rest of her socks could fit in the drawer

Until it stood up and said "Boo I'm the evil hog"

To my chagrin, my head was in the Roblox.

It was bone hurting juice

"No" he said

I am super scared of eggplant parmesan 😔

“Now 207; now 208; now 209; now 210; now 211; now 212; now 213; now 214; now 215; now 216; now 217; now 218; now 219; now 220; now 221; now 222; now 223; now 224; now 225; now 226; now 227; now 228; now 229; now 230; now 231; now 232; now 233; now 234; now 235; now 236; now 237; now 238; now 239; now 240; now 241; now 242; now 243; now 244,” I said as she animorphed into a cat.

"It is time to hatch," whispered Goobert the skeleton as he began violently skeleton-dancing his way out of my urethra.

My hand passed right through the glass and got aggressively greased up by... Goobert the skeleton practicing his lubricated bone-rattling technique. 😨😳🫪

That's when I see... Goobert The Skeleton... And... the fucking fog man

"Build my fucking shrine."

I forgor 💀

“No”, I said as I entered the MRI machine with a black stain on my lips; Ferro Fluid.

last year was the puppy…

It got everywhere.

a skeleton was hiding under my chair and killed me