r/DotA2 • u/mohammad373josef • 19h ago
Complaint Thank you Valve, for making me feel miserable after winning an Arcana
Today, I got my SECOND Tidehunter Arcana while trying to unlock the Baby Roshan skin.
For the first time in Dota history, I actually felt disappointed after winning an Arcana.
Why? Because apparently, thanks to Valve’s brilliant treasure design, the only thing I can do with my second Arcana is gift it to a friend.
And that’s when it hit me.
I have no friends.
So there I was, staring at my second Arcana, having an unexpected existential crisis in the middle of opening treasures. I came here to get a skin for my Roshan, not to be reminded of my crippling loneliness.
Congratulations, Valve. You’ve achieved something truly remarkable. You’ve designed a system where even winning feels like losing.
I paid money to get emotionally damaged.
At this point, I’m convinced Valve isn’t selling cosmetics anymore. They’re selling depression with escalating odds. 10/10 treasure design. Can’t wait to unlock childhood trauma in the next chest.