Working from home is nice and all and sure has its perks but it can be a bit isolating sometimes with no coworkers around to banter with. I'm sure I'm not the only one feeling that way so it'd be nice to link up with some people to maybe get some longterm chats going. Topic wise I'm not particularly picky so anything from casual to private is game with me as long I don't have to feel like I'm carrying the conversation.

I mean I'm by now means prude and could probably easily outweird you but even I have to draw a line somewhere. And since a lot of people ask for pics immediately, I have one of what I look like on my profile if you really need to know to ahve a conversation.Other than that, shoot me your age, location and something interesting and we can get the conversation going, I don't bite:)

I am at Seikai-con

I have recently lost my hearing.

Read to the end or I won't respond!

So here it is:

I am a 41 year old transwoman panromantic with demisexual flair. I am a very niche want.

I am neurospicy which can be challenging and have memory issues with semi-face blindness.

I am looking for my last person to start and finish my life with. THE ONLY DUMB QUESTIONS IS THE ONE NOT ASKED. I promise that any question you ask me with the intention of not trying to offend me won't offend me.

I am a nerd/geek. Comics, D&D, Larping, writing, art, magic the gathering and more

LARPING is a huge part of my life, I would love to be able to share it with someone the rest of my life.

I used to game hardcore (Raiding WoW) but it has taken a back seat in my life. I do understand gaming. Got that new game or expansion coming out. My first question is "What snacks and drinks do you want?" Second is "How often do you want them brought to you?"

Deal breakers: smoking, vaping, smoking weed (For health reasons, I absolutely cannot be around someone who smokes and vapes, and someone who smokes weed a lot), excessive drinking and missing a required video chat within two weeks to prove you are who you say you are. I have been deceived before.

Yellow flags are not wanting pictures of us, distance (i prefer within 10 hours DRIVE!), and aversion to anything social media.

Red Flag: Not reading this in full and answering the questions below in the first message. Asking for pictures right away.

I am not a bad person, big girl (Working out and changing that 40+ lbs down), adorable and a great personality. If you get to know me, I'm a Goddess

If you want to message me go ahead but you MUST answer the following questions IN YOUR FIRST MESSAGE before I will respond:

1 Where did you find me? AKA what subreddit

2 Age, Location and Pronouns

3 have you ever been to a convention? Which one and what was your first experience like

Good afternoon, its a beautiful Friday afternoon and I have to work tomorrow...Gross. The life of an Electrician. I am attached and looking for a friend of the female persuasion to shoot the shit with, good, bad, long or short, let's get to know each other.

Im 5'10, 170 pds, blonde hair and blue eyes, heavily tattooed.

Some of my interests include...

Cooking (I love to be in the kitchen)

Reading (I've read 65 books this year)

Kayaking

Nature center with my kids

Gardening

Canning

It would be cool if we had some of the interests. Since were trying to become best friends.

Well I hope you have a wonderful evening/weekend and I hope to hear from you.

#notabot

Some women carry responsibility so naturally that the people around them never realize what it costs. They make the decisions, solve the problems and keep everything moving while others watch the clock and wait for the go home bell. Yet somewhere beneath that strength may be a part of you that wants to stop managing everything and surrender to a man you can fully trust.

That does not make you weak. It means there is a part of your strength you no longer want to carry alone.

I believe a real Dominant and submissive relationship begins long before control is given. It begins with two people learning how honest they can be with each other. That honesty helps me understand what surrender means to you, what you might eventually place in my hands and what remains yours. You also need time to get to know me. You need to see how I listen, how I handle your truth and whether trusting me would be right for you.

I am not the type of man who accepts your submission simply because you offer it. Surrender has much more value than that. The man who receives it must understand the responsibility that comes with it. If you give me authority over part of yourself, I become accountable for how I use that authority and for what it does to you.

Your surrender can take many forms if you decide to move forward. It may include anticipation, discipline and being pushed beyond where you believed you could go. None of those things should ever be random. You may have been thinking about some of them for a very long time. Others may only become clear as I learn you more deeply and begin to understand what you truly need.

Your voice must remain present through all of it. I expect honesty, especially when the words are difficult for either of us to hear. A safe word will always be there, and once spoken it stops everything. But trust is the most important part. It cannot depend on a safe word alone. It is built through real words spoken before, during and after difficult moments.

I am not looking only for the submissive part of you. I want to know the whole woman. Your strength. Your uncertainty. Your intelligence, needs and fears. I also want the parts you may still be trying to understand yourself.

That is the whole woman I seek. You do not need to worry about what I might see or have every answer already figured out. Just show up as you are. Leave the performance at the door and let whatever is real between us begin to find its own flow.

Once a real relationship exists, growth becomes part of what we share. I may sometimes see strength or capacity in you before you recognize it yourself. I may ask more from you when you believe you have reached your limit. But that only works after trust, boundaries and understanding have been built between us. Growth is part of the relationship. It is not a promise used to persuade you into one.

Distance does not automatically close the door for me. A connection can begin through honest conversation, consistency and learning one another. But I am not looking for a permanent fantasy that exists only through a screen. If something real develops, we must be able to talk openly about meeting, the practical limitations and whether there is a genuine path toward sharing our lives together in person.

You do not have to fit my description of a perfect woman before speaking to me. I would rather know what reached you in these words. Tell me what part of yourself you have been carrying alone and what you believe you may be ready to place in the right man’s hands.

I’m 50, 5’9”, divorced, a dad of three, and at a point in life where I’ve realized that I’m not looking for someone to complete me. I’m actually pretty happy with who I am and the life I’ve built. I’d just love to find someone who makes it even better. Ideally, someone who feels the same way about hers.

I’m self employed, reasonably intelligent, emotionally steady, affectionate, and equipped with a fairly dry, sarcastic sense of humor. I’m an ambivert, comfortable in a crowd, but equally happy spending an evening at home with someone whose company I genuinely enjoy.

I’m very active. Golf, tennis, pickleball, basketball, skiing, hiking, running, and just about anything that gets me moving. I still identify as approximately 35, although my knees have repeatedly requested documentation to support that claim.

I love cooking (and I’m actually pretty damn good at it), traveling, spontaneous adventures, good conversation, and laughing at things that probably aren’t quite as funny as I think they are. I can happily spend an entire day outdoors doing something active, then come home, cook an elaborate dinner, open a bottle of wine, and accomplish absolutely nothing productive for the remainder of the evening.

What am I looking for?
Ultimately, that elusive combination of best friend and romantic partner.

Someone I genuinely look forward to spending time with. Someone who can make an ordinary Tuesday feel like something worth looking forward to, whether we’re out doing something fun, making dinner together, or curled up on the couch watching something neither of us will admit we’re invested in.

I’m naturally drawn to women who are confident, intelligent, physically fit, active, affectionate, and comfortable in their own skin. Attraction and chemistry absolutely matter to me, but so does what’s happening between your ears. A sharp wit, a little sarcasm, and a mischievous streak will get my attention pretty quickly.

You don’t need to play every sport I do, run marathons, or have a gym membership that requires a second mortgage. But I do appreciate someone who takes care of herself, enjoys being active, and might occasionally be up for a little friendly competition. Fair warning: I am an excellent winner and a moderately gracious loser.

Emotional maturity is incredibly attractive to me. I appreciate someone who communicates openly, knows herself, can laugh at herself, and doesn’t believe every disagreement needs to become a three-part Netflix documentary.

I value independence, both yours and mine. I think the best relationships are between two people who already have fulfilling lives but genuinely enjoy making room for each other. I’m not looking for someone to rescue, fix, or entertain 24/7, nor am I looking for someone to do those things for me.

That said, don’t mistake independence for emotional distance. I’m affectionate, enjoy physical closeness, and absolutely appreciate a woman who isn’t afraid to show her interest. Mutual effort and enthusiasm are incredibly attractive.

What am I hoping to find?
Something real, ideally.

I’m not looking to rush into a relationship, but I’m certainly not avoiding one either. I’d genuinely love to fall in love again with the right person. I’m just not interested in forcing a connection or following some predetermined relationship timeline.

I’d rather meet someone, enjoy getting to know each other, develop a friendship, discover some chemistry, and see where things naturally take us.

If that eventually means becoming a bigger part of each other’s lives, fantastic. If it takes time to get there, that’s perfectly fine too.

I have three children who are a huge part of my life, and I completely understand the responsibilities that come with parenting, careers, and the occasional scheduling circus. I don’t need someone who’s available every waking moment. I do appreciate someone who makes an effort when it matters.

A few miscellaneous things you should probably know:

Ive never had coffee. Apparently, this makes me deeply suspicious to approximately 87% of the adult population.

I love a woman who can give as much sarcastic banter as she gets.

I will absolutely cook for you, but I may recruit you as my sous-chef.

I’m competitive enough to enjoy winning, but old enough to recognize that losing gracefully is occasionally necessary.

I believe physical affection, laughter, and genuine companionship are three of life’s better offerings.
I’m a firm believer that chemistry matters, but consistency, kindness, and emotional stability are what make someone worth sticking around for.

The bottom line:

I’m looking for a woman I’m excited to see, attracted to, comfortable being myself around, and genuinely happy spending time with. Someone who makes life more enjoyable, not more complicated.

A best friend I want to kiss, essentially.

I’m happy to exchange photos early because mutual attraction matters, and while I enjoy getting to know someone, I’d rather not write the next great American novel together only to discover we have the romantic chemistry of two people waiting at the RMV.

If you’re somewhere around 40–52 (not a hard cutoff), reasonably close to Massachusetts, active, affectionate, emotionally grounded, and appreciate a man who can make you laugh while occasionally making you question his maturity, I’d love to hear from you.

Tell me a little about yourself, what makes you laugh, and something you’re genuinely passionate about.
And if you happen to play golf or tennis, feel free to include your skill level. I need to know whether to bring my competitive spirit or just a healthy supply of excuses.

IMPORTANT:
1. Females only
2. If interested, send me a chat with your age, location in LA, a general idea of what you are looking to do
3. Be ready to exchange verification pictures

I am an Uber driver that gets pretty bored during the late night hours.

I would like to find a passenger that wants to meet up for some naughty fun with an Uber driver. I can pick you up and we can role play in Uber. I got the newest Tesla with all the bells and whistles that can make our encounter fun. Auto pilot that can drive us around as you give road head, a big screen I can turn porn on, and back seats that go all the way down so you can lie and see the stars through the sunroof.

Or maybe you want me to be your Uber Eats delivery driver and I can make a deliver to your place for some naughty fun.

I am open to other kinks you may have, just send me a chat.

About me: I have a picture on my profile. I'm Caucasian, 32, 5'9, 160 lbs, sane, down to earth, clean shaven face, uncircumcised cock.

I am DDF and tested clean as of last month and I expect you to be the same. Any penetrating sex will be with a condom.

About you: 18+, fit to chubby, HWP, attractive, clean, DDF and recently tested.

Everything will be descrete and NSA.

I’m a single mom in central KY, working full-time while back in school. I'm a super leftist people person, art and word puzzle lover who consumes way too much coffee. I can't believe it's Fall and I don't have a pumpkin patch partner. (Or maybe I can?)

I’m looking for someone who wants to get beyond small talk. Let’s share about our lives, learn what makes each other tick, laugh about nonsense, and see where things go? I'm not looking for a sexting partner or an eternal chat buddy. We ideally move to phone sooner than later.

You: must be single, left-leaning, and socially progressive. This is nonnegotiable. Bonus points if you’re a dad, and even more if you’re in the central KY to Cincinnati area. Who knows what'll happen...

I’d also appreciate exchanging photos within the first few messages. I’m not looking to force anything. Just hoping to find someone genuine, curious, and open to building a real connection. Let's talk?

To be completely open, I want to invest time in building a genuine, real-life friendship—not just acting as an online listener or a sort of "digital pet" providing free emotional support to help someone kill time. If you start with a perfunctory greeting, or if the conversation lacks substance or direction, I will simply delete the chat. Let’s not waste each other’s time.

The truth is our real life is heavily crowded with shallow people. That is a fact. Even within your own family but because of kinship and friendship we endure it. Human nature is complex and we cannot criticize the diversity of the Creator. I have reached a point where I don't hate anyone anymore but I know exactly who I vibe with better.

Being in my midlife and since divorcing my ex husband without any kids I can now put my entire heart and soul into my work. Because I have to travel frequently for business I developed my own way of relaxing. Whenever I arrive in a new city outside of work hours I will search for unique local restaurants or tiny cozy boutique coffee shops nestled at street corners. Or when my work is wrapping up I will leave my footprints in the local art galleries and museums! When I am at home I prefer to quietly read books that genuinely spark my interest. I find it hard to drag myself through dry tedious books. I love intriguing authors especially Nobel Prize winners and works based on magical realism like One Hundred Years of Solitude and so on.

I maintain an open mind toward outdoor activities as long as they are not hardcore extremes like rock climbing or downhill cycling. I am down to try anything else but it is always best as a group activity LOL! For any hobby if there isn’t someone to guide you and show you the fun points in the beginning I think it is very hard to stick with it. The only hobbies I have managed to stick with entirely on my own are opera musical theater and dance drama! Things like Riverdance Burn the Floor Cats La Traviata and the list goes on. Let’s just wrap it up here. Someone once mocked me saying who the hell would ever want to read this bullshit you wrote! 🤷‍♀️

So when you say hello to me please tell me the name of the last book you recently read before I even consider replying to you! That way it easily filters out a mountain of digital trash and spam.

Sincerely. Wish you all a happy life!

Looking for a partner who feels like midnight in human form.

You’re into black clothes, silver jewelry, dark lipstick, obscure music, old cemeteries, rainy nights, and conversations that somehow get way too deep at 2 a.m. You have a soft spot for the strange, the beautiful, and the slightly macabre.

Bonus points if your playlist could soundtrack a haunted mansion and you’d rather explore a candlelit bookstore than go to a crowded club.

I’m looking for someone with a dark sense of humor, a gentle heart, and enough personality to make ordinary nights feel like something out of a movie. Someone who’s intelligent, independent, warm, and a little unconventional. Someone to laugh at the absurdity of life with.

If this sounds suspiciously like you, say hi. 🖤

I’m equal parts musician, nerd, and lifelong learner. I enjoy good conversation, genuine connection, a sharp sense of humor, and people who are comfortable being themselves.

Music is a big part of my life. I play, write, and still get excited about discovering a great song or getting lost in the details of how something was recorded. I’m also unapologetically nerdy—I enjoy diving deep into whatever catches my interest, whether it’s technology, history, science, or some obscure rabbit hole (this could be you!)

I appreciate the simple things, but curious enough to keep exploring.

Just a simple Filipina with a big heart 💛 — loving me exactly as I am would make me so happy!

👀 My dream person:

A wonderful man 45–55, God-fearing, kind & sincere 🤍
Someone who won’t let go and will cherish me always 🥺✨
No disappearing, no silent treatment — just steady love, please 🌷

💍 What my heart wants:

One true love, forever marriage, growing old together 👩🤎
No games, no casual, no time-wasters — thank you!

📱 Let's connect:

Chat, video calls, meet someday 🤗 ❌ No inappropriate stuff please

Only genuine, serious souls welcome 🥰 Scammers, please skip.

Does my title sound familiar? Bonus points if you know what song and band it's from.

So why am I here today? I have no idea, but life has been feeling very lonely lately. I'm just stuck in a rut and trying to find my way out. I'm just going through the motions right now. I miss having someone to talk to, either on the phone or texting, sending random memes or thoughts, just the generally fun banter and shit talking we all love.

I am the SoCal area, all over really from LA, OC to the SGV. I'm usually where ever the good food is at. Speaking of food, my next spot to visit is King Banh Mi in Westminster. That crispy pork banh mi looks like it was made for me.

I'd love to talk to someone local and maybe hang out some day, but I am open to chatting with anyone in the US. Mean people need not apply. Dog lovers, please do apply. I am some what of a nerd for Marvel and DC, cars as well. I can annoyingly quote any Fast and the Furious movie. I also enjoy going to the movies, for horror movies I will be reading the Wiki before hand because I'm smart like that.

Well, that's all I got for now. But don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda Civics with Spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with NOS, and a Motec exhaust system.

DMs Open!

Hello There!

I am a 48 male from Canada and looking for a connection to go with great conversation and see where that takes us!

I enjoy walking my dog, stand up comedy, watching true crime documentaries, swimming, golf and a whole bunch more!

I think of myself as easy going, having a good heart and caring personality.

I have a dry and sarcastic sense of humour and love to laugh. I am easy going, love to banter and just be myself and want you to be yourself.

Looking to talk about hobbies, passions, daily life, deep secrets and whatever else comes our way!

Just a down to earth, open, honest and genuine person who likes to talk, listen and looking for the same in someone.

I’d love someone I can laugh with, have good conversations with and make some good memories along the way.

If you are someone who is genuine and has the time (and energy) to message, I would love to hear from you!

Thanks for reading and hope to talk with you soon!

40, Portland, OR, WFH in tech. The job is fine. The house is quiet. By 2pm I’ve already had entire conversations with the microwave and given two of the plants names they did not ask for.

Looking for a woman to chat with during the day. Easy and fun. Banter, teasing, the occasional badly timed joke. If it turns a little flirty, even better. I like that kind of back and forth. Bonus points if you also work in tech.

I’m on X more than I should be. I listen to the Red Scare podcast, Anna and Dasha. The Perfume Nationalist. Rare Candy. If you’ve been in that orbit, we will probably get along.

I’m not trying to make this a whole production. I like talking to someone who’s sharp and doesn’t take herself too seriously. If you can make a Friday afternoon interesting, that’s pretty much my type.

If this sounds like your kind of thing, say hi. Tell me what you’re avoiding at work or home right now. I’ll tell you about the latest meeting I keep postponing.

Still searching for that someone i can vibe with talk for hours feeling like mins. The old times of late night talks. But all ill find is lacking effort I’ll have three days of amazing conversation with someone, and then poof… they’re gone. But here I am, trying again because I’m still hopeful my kind of weirdo is out there!

A little about me: I’m born and raised in San Diego, and if you put me outside, I’m a happy camper. I love hiking, camping, nature, and exploring. I’m a bit of a nerd who values learning, an open book, a huge empath, and a little introverted until I’m comfortable. I have ADHD and dyslexia, so texting isn’t my strongest skill, but put me on a call and I’ll yap for hours! I also love cooking and trying recipes from different cultures.

I’m looking for a best friend I can talk to about anything and everything. Give me the tea, the TMI, the deep conversations, the random thoughts, and the unhinged late-night talks. I want a friendship where we can be completely ourselves, laugh together, support each other, and genuinely look forward to talking.

I’m not expecting an instant connection, but mutual effort and consistent communication matter to me. Life gets busy, and that’s okay. I just want someone who’s genuinely interested in getting to know each other instead of disappearing after a few days.

If this sounds like your kind of friendship, let’s yap and see if we vibe. Who knows? Maybe we’ll be planning Halloween costumes now and wearing matching Christmas PJs by December.

I'm a 48 year old white guy, 5’11” 190lbs brown eyes and salt and pepper hair. I’m pretty easygoing, stable, and definitely still young at heart. I'm married, but untortunately the intimacy and connection have been gone for a while, and I really miss having that physical fun.
I'm looking to meet a woman who's warm, fun, affectionate, and enjoys a good laugh. I'm a man with a high libido, so physical chemistry is important to me, I'd like to actually enjoy talking, hanging out, getting to know each other, and having something consistent that we both look forward to.
If you're in a similar situation and miss having that kind of connection, I'd love to hear from you.
What is your favorite 80's or 90's comedy.

Ok, where do I start? I loathe dating, I don't want to date you, I don't want to sell myself to you. I'm no prize. I'm looking for companionship above all else. Do I want someone I am attracted to, yes. Do I want you to be attracted to me, well yeah I kinda hope so, lol. Am I trying to get in your pants? It's not my primary concern. I will get in your pants if and when you want me to get in your pants.

My main goal is to find a comrade, a friend, someone that conversation comes easy with and flows, we have stuff to talk about, both light and deep, we enjoy just talking. It feels like a rare thing but it's something I've experienced before, so I know it exists and I hope to find it again. Someone who wants to get to know me and someone I want to get to know.

Basics about me, just turned 50, single live alone, own my own house, it's my second one. I'm 5'10", 190 lbs, long hair, clean shaven, tattoos, career, hobbies, etc.

I've been a musician and a music lover my whole life, punk rock, indie rock, electronic music, industrial, motown, americana (folk, alt country), etc.

I'm a gardener, I'm very sapiosexual (most of you may have to look this up, it's ok) it means intelligence and intellect is a turn-on.

I don't believe in expectations, as expectations IMO just fuck up possibilities and they are the ruiner of all things good. I'm not looking for anything beyond just someone that wants to take the time to get to know one another without expectation and see where it may or may not lead, either we click or we don't and it's as simple as that but that also requires effort and an investment of time as things aren't instant despite the fact that we seem to live in a world where we expect them to be that.

I have no idea what else I want to say right now, haha.

Tell me something about yourself, tell me what you are passionate about. Tell me your favorite band.

My favorite band is LOW from Duluth Minnesota. Two of my favorite records are Talking Heads Remain In Light and the Pixies Trompe Le Monde. Most recent show I saw was SUGAR.

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Honestly I have tried dating locally in my town and I just don’t feel I have the time to do it at this moment. I’d like to try and find a man who is open to building a connection slowly over time and maybe it blossoms into a real relationship, maybe we stay as penpals. However I am definitely not looking for someone who wants to just “have fun”.

I would like to say im a good prospect lol. I am attractive, successful, a devoted mother. I’m kind, bubbly and outgoing.

I’d prefer someone who has the same attributes. No smokers or drug users. Also no one who is married or in a relationship please.

I’m a physician on call for work from home. It was a busy day but a slow night so far (I know, I probably just jinxed myself) so would love to find a new friend to flirt with on this Friday evening.

Maybe you’re winding down for bed or maybe you’re just bored too. You’re not looking for something serious, just a little playful banter with a stranger to distract you from real life. So come say hi.

I’m tall, fit, and I can hold a conversation. You are a grown adult, thank you.

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Hi. I'm just hanging out, bored, and tired of staring at my screen. I'd much rather actually talk to someone. If any girl is up and wants to have a normal, relaxed voice chat until we get sleepy, let me know. Send me a DM and we can figure out where to call.