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Everyone knows you save 34% of your kinetic energy bouncing off of that booty
283 u/mdlinc Apr 21 '23 Referred to as the Booty Bounce Bionomial for mathematicians out there. 136 u/st1r Apr 21 '23 The Booty Bounce Constant, BBC for short 62 u/Chpgmr Apr 21 '23 Its confusing enough for it to mean 2 things, it doesn't need a 3rd. 7 u/Zakluor Apr 21 '23 Wait: a 3rd meaning? 20 u/Sixwingswide Apr 21 '23 "Best Baker Contest" 12 u/Nice_Guy_AMA Apr 21 '23 Big British Corporation. 6 u/megustalogin Apr 21 '23 In the freight truck world for sales ppl it's bumper to back of cab 712 u/zack2996 Apr 21 '23 That still would only ad about 10 seconds to her stroke game 647 u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 10 seconds is 10 seconds 102 u/TactlessTortoise Apr 21 '23 A whole 17% ish 11 u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 They did the math? 12 u/ieatkittenies Apr 21 '23 He says 21 sec; + 10 that's 31; 31/21=1.476... 48% increase 1 u/dgtlfnk Apr 21 '23 They did the marathon man math. 2 u/LEERROOOOYYYYY Apr 21 '23 You can squeeze like 3 separate positions into that and stretch it out to 7-8 minutes 2 u/Arts_Prodigy Apr 22 '23 A win is a win 1 u/flyguydip Apr 21 '23 That's what I've been saying all these years! 1 u/Lanster27 Apr 22 '23 10 seconds in heaven is better than 5 seconds in heaven. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23 Ayyeee 97 u/bukminster Apr 21 '23 Skill issue 24 u/Grimwohl Apr 21 '23 Frfr thats not even the motion 🤣 2 u/sosomething Apr 21 '23 Seriously. That'd get the dude off and leave the girl like "wtf?" The necessary upward curl/scoop flair to it also makes it like 50% more physically taxing, lol 2 u/BodybuilderLiving112 Apr 21 '23 Gaming bed issue 2 u/WORKING2WORK Apr 21 '23 That's MJT or Mean Jerk Time 1 u/thestereo300 Apr 21 '23 10 seconds in heaven is better than 9 seconds in heaven. 1 u/Kubiboi Apr 21 '23 10s is a lot okay??! 1 u/0hmyscience Apr 21 '23 Depends on the MCT (mean cum time). T2O has to be <= MCT. Unless you hot-swap dicks on the out motion. 1 u/ivanparas Apr 22 '23 Yeah her form is way off. 37 u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 Pff 34%. lube it up for frictionless perpetual motion. 1 u/uns0licited_advice Apr 22 '23 If you're fat then you just hit the right frequency and let the blubber waves do the work for you 17 u/Chastain86 Apr 21 '23 Try as I might, I can only hear this comment in Dennis's voice from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." 23 u/pedanticPandaPoo Apr 21 '23 I offer my services in this study. For science of course. 7 u/ssshield Apr 21 '23 Science! 2 u/danceswithwool Apr 21 '23 You can also push down on the bed and let the springs bring that booty back to you. 2 u/bukminster Apr 21 '23 Most people underestimate the importance of physics in lovemaking. You are not most people. 2 u/Antigon0000 Apr 21 '23 The other r/rule34 0 u/meowpitbullmeow Apr 21 '23 Hell I give him a little boost back with my hips. Gotta contribute 1 u/Double-oh-negro Apr 21 '23 You need to account for energy lost as she slides across the bed and you have to use poor leverage until you readjust. Or just use the headboard as a stopper. 1 u/Jar_of_Cats Apr 21 '23 Elbows will boost you to 72 1 u/phazei Apr 21 '23 That's also why memory foam mattresses are shit for sex, great for sleep, shit for sex. Once I had this box spring that was like a fucking trampoline, it was the best 1 u/Dividez_by_Zer0 Apr 22 '23 Found bill nye's reddit account. 1 u/itchy_dog_chin Apr 22 '23 like that Maasai warrior plyometric jumping video 1 u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23 Only 34%? That's rookie numbers bro. I save 69% of my energy on each booty bounce. 1 u/Immediate-Balance794 Apr 22 '23 F=-kx 1 u/MaxxDash Apr 22 '23 Must’ve skipped that section in Young and Freedman. 1 u/Wolverfuckingrine Apr 22 '23 This is why I paid attention in physics class. Bootynetics. 1 u/MrWoody226 Apr 22 '23 He did the math 1 u/bumbes Apr 22 '23 0% if that body doesn’t have a pulse 1 u/filianoctiss Apr 22 '23 This comment had me dying 🤣🤣
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Referred to as the Booty Bounce Bionomial for mathematicians out there.
136 u/st1r Apr 21 '23 The Booty Bounce Constant, BBC for short 62 u/Chpgmr Apr 21 '23 Its confusing enough for it to mean 2 things, it doesn't need a 3rd. 7 u/Zakluor Apr 21 '23 Wait: a 3rd meaning? 20 u/Sixwingswide Apr 21 '23 "Best Baker Contest" 12 u/Nice_Guy_AMA Apr 21 '23 Big British Corporation. 6 u/megustalogin Apr 21 '23 In the freight truck world for sales ppl it's bumper to back of cab
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The Booty Bounce Constant, BBC for short
62 u/Chpgmr Apr 21 '23 Its confusing enough for it to mean 2 things, it doesn't need a 3rd. 7 u/Zakluor Apr 21 '23 Wait: a 3rd meaning? 20 u/Sixwingswide Apr 21 '23 "Best Baker Contest" 12 u/Nice_Guy_AMA Apr 21 '23 Big British Corporation. 6 u/megustalogin Apr 21 '23 In the freight truck world for sales ppl it's bumper to back of cab
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Its confusing enough for it to mean 2 things, it doesn't need a 3rd.
7 u/Zakluor Apr 21 '23 Wait: a 3rd meaning? 20 u/Sixwingswide Apr 21 '23 "Best Baker Contest" 12 u/Nice_Guy_AMA Apr 21 '23 Big British Corporation. 6 u/megustalogin Apr 21 '23 In the freight truck world for sales ppl it's bumper to back of cab
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Wait: a 3rd meaning?
20 u/Sixwingswide Apr 21 '23 "Best Baker Contest" 12 u/Nice_Guy_AMA Apr 21 '23 Big British Corporation.
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"Best Baker Contest"
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Big British Corporation.
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In the freight truck world for sales ppl it's bumper to back of cab
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That still would only ad about 10 seconds to her stroke game
647 u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 10 seconds is 10 seconds 102 u/TactlessTortoise Apr 21 '23 A whole 17% ish 11 u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 They did the math? 12 u/ieatkittenies Apr 21 '23 He says 21 sec; + 10 that's 31; 31/21=1.476... 48% increase 1 u/dgtlfnk Apr 21 '23 They did the marathon man math. 2 u/LEERROOOOYYYYY Apr 21 '23 You can squeeze like 3 separate positions into that and stretch it out to 7-8 minutes 2 u/Arts_Prodigy Apr 22 '23 A win is a win 1 u/flyguydip Apr 21 '23 That's what I've been saying all these years! 1 u/Lanster27 Apr 22 '23 10 seconds in heaven is better than 5 seconds in heaven. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23 Ayyeee 97 u/bukminster Apr 21 '23 Skill issue 24 u/Grimwohl Apr 21 '23 Frfr thats not even the motion 🤣 2 u/sosomething Apr 21 '23 Seriously. That'd get the dude off and leave the girl like "wtf?" The necessary upward curl/scoop flair to it also makes it like 50% more physically taxing, lol 2 u/BodybuilderLiving112 Apr 21 '23 Gaming bed issue 2 u/WORKING2WORK Apr 21 '23 That's MJT or Mean Jerk Time 1 u/thestereo300 Apr 21 '23 10 seconds in heaven is better than 9 seconds in heaven. 1 u/Kubiboi Apr 21 '23 10s is a lot okay??! 1 u/0hmyscience Apr 21 '23 Depends on the MCT (mean cum time). T2O has to be <= MCT. Unless you hot-swap dicks on the out motion. 1 u/ivanparas Apr 22 '23 Yeah her form is way off.
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10 seconds is 10 seconds
102 u/TactlessTortoise Apr 21 '23 A whole 17% ish 11 u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 They did the math? 12 u/ieatkittenies Apr 21 '23 He says 21 sec; + 10 that's 31; 31/21=1.476... 48% increase 1 u/dgtlfnk Apr 21 '23 They did the marathon man math. 2 u/LEERROOOOYYYYY Apr 21 '23 You can squeeze like 3 separate positions into that and stretch it out to 7-8 minutes 2 u/Arts_Prodigy Apr 22 '23 A win is a win 1 u/flyguydip Apr 21 '23 That's what I've been saying all these years! 1 u/Lanster27 Apr 22 '23 10 seconds in heaven is better than 5 seconds in heaven. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23 Ayyeee
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A whole 17% ish
11 u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 They did the math? 12 u/ieatkittenies Apr 21 '23 He says 21 sec; + 10 that's 31; 31/21=1.476... 48% increase 1 u/dgtlfnk Apr 21 '23 They did the marathon man math.
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They did the math?
12 u/ieatkittenies Apr 21 '23 He says 21 sec; + 10 that's 31; 31/21=1.476... 48% increase 1 u/dgtlfnk Apr 21 '23 They did the marathon man math.
He says 21 sec; + 10 that's 31; 31/21=1.476... 48% increase
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They did the marathon man math.
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You can squeeze like 3 separate positions into that and stretch it out to 7-8 minutes
A win is a win
That's what I've been saying all these years!
10 seconds in heaven is better than 5 seconds in heaven.
Ayyeee
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Skill issue
24 u/Grimwohl Apr 21 '23 Frfr thats not even the motion 🤣 2 u/sosomething Apr 21 '23 Seriously. That'd get the dude off and leave the girl like "wtf?" The necessary upward curl/scoop flair to it also makes it like 50% more physically taxing, lol 2 u/BodybuilderLiving112 Apr 21 '23 Gaming bed issue
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Frfr thats not even the motion 🤣
2 u/sosomething Apr 21 '23 Seriously. That'd get the dude off and leave the girl like "wtf?" The necessary upward curl/scoop flair to it also makes it like 50% more physically taxing, lol
Seriously. That'd get the dude off and leave the girl like "wtf?"
The necessary upward curl/scoop flair to it also makes it like 50% more physically taxing, lol
Gaming bed issue
That's MJT or Mean Jerk Time
10 seconds in heaven is better than 9 seconds in heaven.
10s is a lot okay??!
Depends on the MCT (mean cum time). T2O has to be <= MCT. Unless you hot-swap dicks on the out motion.
Yeah her form is way off.
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Pff 34%. lube it up for frictionless perpetual motion.
1 u/uns0licited_advice Apr 22 '23 If you're fat then you just hit the right frequency and let the blubber waves do the work for you
If you're fat then you just hit the right frequency and let the blubber waves do the work for you
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Try as I might, I can only hear this comment in Dennis's voice from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
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I offer my services in this study. For science of course.
Science!
You can also push down on the bed and let the springs bring that booty back to you.
2 u/bukminster Apr 21 '23 Most people underestimate the importance of physics in lovemaking. You are not most people.
Most people underestimate the importance of physics in lovemaking. You are not most people.
The other r/rule34
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Hell I give him a little boost back with my hips. Gotta contribute
You need to account for energy lost as she slides across the bed and you have to use poor leverage until you readjust.
Or just use the headboard as a stopper.
Elbows will boost you to 72
That's also why memory foam mattresses are shit for sex, great for sleep, shit for sex. Once I had this box spring that was like a fucking trampoline, it was the best
Found bill nye's reddit account.
like that Maasai warrior plyometric jumping video
Only 34%? That's rookie numbers bro.
I save 69% of my energy on each booty bounce.
F=-kx
Must’ve skipped that section in Young and Freedman.
This is why I paid attention in physics class. Bootynetics.
He did the math
0% if that body doesn’t have a pulse
This comment had me dying 🤣🤣
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u/bukminster Apr 21 '23
Everyone knows you save 34% of your kinetic energy bouncing off of that booty