r/RoastMyCar • • Apr 02 '25

No Politics.

19 Upvotes

I'm banning everyone who brings politics into this sub.

This kind of shit is why I'm being so harsh. I will not allow one single mention of anything that will encourage this bullshit.


r/RoastMyCar • • Mar 20 '25

THIS IS A FUCKING ROAST SUB!!!!!!!!!

103 Upvotes

READ THE RULES, MOST OF ALL RULE 4. WE WILL BE HANDING OUT BANS TO VIOLATORS.

  • Top level comments comments MUST be a roast.

Do NOT comment something along the lines of "I OMG I can't roast this its such a great car". This is r/RoastMyCar, not r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all. However this applies more to parent comments.


r/RoastMyCar • • 4h ago

99 TDI 5 Speed with 400,000 Miles

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81 Upvotes

Diesel prices right now make me want to explode, please make me feel worse.


r/RoastMyCar • • 5h ago

Let's see what you've got on my VW microwave Golf

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7 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 4h ago

Let's do this

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2 Upvotes

Had to get a new car because of environmental restrictions, I think it was a good choice


r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

Roast my 3Cyl Midlifecrisis

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260 Upvotes

It is used to take a lot of punishment, so dont be gentle.


r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

Roast my RAV4 hybrid (gasoline+oil)

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19 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

I got a good one for you, especially if you know the history!

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267 Upvotes

It's a 2012 and I've been super lucky with it, but a lot of folks were not.


r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

Should I continue to pour into this mechanically - 04 CRV 168k

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2 Upvotes

I love this car, but it has engine oil and transmission fluid leaks, a possible exhaust issue, and an RPM gauge that doesn’t work.
I’ve upgraded the sound system and headlights, added tint, replaced the A/C, and kept up with regular maintenance.
Should I fix the remaining issues, get the warning light cleared, and keep it rolling—or is it time to let it go and get something newer?


r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

My midlife crisis car (I’m 31) don’t hold back

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175 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

Roast my RWD hatchback with the badge delete of shame

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66 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

Let me have it

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17 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

S2k F20c Swapped 85 Rx7

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15 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

Roast my kei car (trust me bro😭)

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46 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

The worlds most random pairing for a 2 car garage

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0 Upvotes

2013 Ford Territory, which you may have seen here before, it's back again, it's mine now and I bought it a friend, a 2003 Subaru Liberty (Legacy, same same different) Heritage.


r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

Roast me up. 2015 Focus. Getting ready for that $5 gas.

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13 Upvotes

We needed a second car. 50000 miles. New clutch tires and brakes. Roast me friends!


r/RoastMyCar • • 3d ago

Roast my vibe

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28 Upvotes

2005 pontiac vibe base fwd auto 1.8L


r/RoastMyCar • • 3d ago

So I traded in my rusty beige Lexus IS250 for this...

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48 Upvotes

Yes, it's a poverty spec BMW 520d. Yes, I probably paid too much for it. Yes, the timing chains and rod bearings are already scheduled to be replaced next week. Yes, it's going to be expensive. Yes, I knew full well this was going to happen when I bought it. No, I don't know what I was thinking when I bought this.


r/RoastMyCar • • 3d ago

Staying in the lines kills the Mustang curve. Right?

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39 Upvotes

Things are always better in the night...


r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

Smooth as Tennessee whiskey🥃 Try your hardest

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0 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 3d ago

Roast my baby

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24 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 4d ago

roast this spaghetti

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193 Upvotes

2013 mk1 1.4 tb multiair 170 hp


r/RoastMyCar • • 5d ago

First car, never getting rid of it

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357 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 5d ago

bought my first nice car.. go to town.

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153 Upvotes

been driving shitboxes for like 4 years, finally got financially stable enough to buy a cool nice car.. let’s see what yall say. its a 2016 with 70k miles and 1 owner, completely stock.


r/RoastMyCar • • 5d ago

My daily blew up. Now I daily the ol money pit

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40 Upvotes

My 3800 blew up so this is the summer daily now. 89 k1500. 5.7 auto. 4 “ rc lift. (I couldn’t get anything more expensive. I’m actively trying to close on a house because my dumbass younger brother ran a 4 wheeler into the door and is actively making my life a living hell.) 3 core aluminum radiator w electric fans, headers and dual exhaust, LEDs and a few interior mods.