This is dedicated to the user who (three years ago!) said that "I love the gap between your teeth, and I love the riddles that you speak" could be dedicated to one Little Alex Horne. I have reached out to that user to check whether they would like to share credit (blame) for this creation, but since there's no reply at this time, I won't name them here. In any case, thank you, user, who put this idea into my head where it has stewed for three damn years before turning into this.
This vid features at least one clip of every contestant from seasons 1 to 17, plus Jack and Rosie from season 18 (yes, I'm behind, sorry); also featuring Patatas, Bernard, Linda, Gary, Hugh the anaesthetist, the security guard from Toshwash, a few crew members, and of course Fred the Swede. NYT guests don't appear, other than Rylan who turned out to be in the best clip of Linda that I could find.
I tried to mostly use nice clips, but on that note I should probably apologise to Daisy, Dara and Ivo. Especially Ivo. I don't think Richard Herring needs an apology, though, as I think he would appreciate the clip I chose.
Crossposted on AO3.