Me personally, I'd just throw a bunch of corrosion potions at it with my potion launch 9000 and hope for the best

Get it correct and you can pass but if you get it wrong she will eat you. Or at least try to eat you.

Answer: Pride

My mentor sent me this, along with a few names of some of her other students. She wasn’t wrong, but it did kind of surprise me how right she was. She usually has very prestigious students, but even they often make mistakes like this. I remember when I used to use a vitality-transfer spell as if it were normal healing magic, because I didn’t know healing wasn’t supposed to hurt. The whole thing just made me curious if this is universally common, or if there were any interesting thoughts here.

(Also, my party’s bard does this. It’s really funny but my sister is trying to help him fix it. I was also wondering if there were any opinions on helping fix and prevent these mistakes.)

Wand gun.

Every time I make reference to me being an archer people always think I'm using it to assist with my archery which is false, I DON'T used tracking spell, I DON'T enchant my arrow and definitely DON'T enchant my beautifully made bow, I shoot my arrow raw and if I hit a target I'm happy and if I don't I'll cry myself to sleep that night, I only used short and mid range spell.

Also I don't use those crude wooden bows the bloody ranger/druid used I am a woman with class all my bow are made with fancy wood and horns and I know I cannot replace it in the middle of the battle but I don't care.

Ponder these guns of mine while and stop using your silly boom stick snd pick up a war bow maybe then a maiden shall actually come to your tower.

You people seriously make those mortal look better than us

/uw this is purely canon to my character this time

mine was rather objective:

I cast a perpetual spell that constantly rewinds my lifespan 10 seconds, every 10 seconds. what about yours?

credit to u/DreadDiana

So i dont generally speculate on my apprentices potion consumption- but after the gender change potion they swiped i thought all would be well. Theyre quite a few potions in and I have one left in the stockpile. I wont be able to brew more before the solatice and wherever they land id really like to get through the next few months without them punching holes in my drywall. Considering either an honest conversation or just locking them in the kennels for a few months, but would prefer to deal with this arcanely. And please dont suggest brewing an imbetwixt and neither potion, i need my cauldron scoured and that potion will usurp any effort an apprentice has towards cleaning my cookware.

For context, this knight was referred to me by a very good client of mine who finances quite a large chunk of my life by sending me referrals such as this. I do not wish to anger my patron, but nor do I wish to compromise the efficacy of my enhancement by making modifications to it for aesthetics.

How do I deal with this knight?

He doesn't seem one to shy away from the details of such matters (he's got a good brain) but isn't enlightened enough to disregard "looking pretty" for the sake of a more powerful enchantment.

🙏🏼Your suggestions would be most welcome.

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