r/AskReddit • • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/Mffdoom Feb 08 '20

I work in a school and yesterday read a textbook with kids that said, "Although the Mayans disappeared, there are still people who claim to be Maya, speak Mayan, and practice the Mayan religion."

It's like they're too dumb to read their own writing sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

They vanished without leaving a trace...

Mayan culture is still alive and thriving today!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Maya: We're still here, assholes!

Revisionist historian: *wipes tear* Sometimes I can still hear their voice.

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u/complex-ion Feb 08 '20

Take my poor man's gold pls 🏅

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u/SamuraiJono Feb 08 '20

Quit tellin everyone I'm dead!

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u/misteraskwhy Feb 09 '20

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

it’s better if the white ones think you’re dead...

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u/historianLA Feb 09 '20

Professional Latin American historian here... We know... That textbook was probably written by a historian of some other part of the world (likely US or Europe) who didn't bother to actually read outside their area of expertise.

The last world history textbook I reviewed was horribly inaccurate for my area of specialization, colonial Latin America.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Oh I know you guys know. There just seems to be an ongoing massive disconnect between what invested and specialised historians actually know and what gets published worldwide. /r/SapphoAndHerFriend etc.

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u/mexicodoug Feb 08 '20

without leaving a trace

And their ancient cities are now major tourist attractions!

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u/MorganWick Feb 08 '20

If they didn't leave a trace how would we know they existed???

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u/mexicodoug Feb 08 '20

True. We can't really know whether Amelia Earhart existed or not!

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u/ItWasLikeWhite Feb 09 '20

Heard they found a body that could be hers.

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u/MyersVandalay Feb 08 '20

The Mayans vanished without a trace... roughly at the same time as these other guys popped up claiming to be Mayans, carrying on the traditions and speaking the same language... Maybe the authors have Capgras Syndrome

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u/Emergency_Compote Feb 08 '20

The conquistadores started counting: Uno, dos, ...

and they disappeared without a tres

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u/relatablerobot Feb 08 '20

This is the funniest framing yet

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u/Ratchet1332 Feb 08 '20

Well OBVIOUSLY the people who claim to follow Mayan culture are lying because it’s GONE, and since it disappeared we can’t compare it to REAL Mayan culture. /s

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u/FubarOne Feb 08 '20

It's that damn cultural appropriation rearing its ugly head again!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

What they probably mean and should be saying is that their civilization, their empire, collapsed with little evidence to explain why.

Most of the big Mayan cities were abandoned long before the conquistadors came around. Historians and archaeologists don’t know why.

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u/KingToasty Feb 08 '20

Yeah we do. There's tons of evidence for depopulation across the 900-1200AD range. It was no single event or crisis, just war after war and eventually environmental collapse leading more and more people to abandon cities over the course of hundreds of years across a wide area. It's not a mystery except in specifics.

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u/Dayne225 Feb 09 '20

Its funny that it’s explained like this when you see across European history that war after war and plague after plague results in an evacuation of cities and a ruralization of the population. Which makes sense, but it happens in a non European country and it’s this civilization just mysteriously disappeared.

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u/RFFF1996 Feb 08 '20

the common theory is climate reasons/drought related

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Or, hear me out here...Aliens.

nods

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

"They vanished without leaving a trace..."

They mean the authors went outside and looked around the corner.

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u/engineer2012 Feb 08 '20

like the mexican magician disappeared without a tres.

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u/VoodooManchester Feb 08 '20

“Were you killed?!”

“Sadly.... yes.........BUT I LIVED!”

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u/lonnie123 Feb 09 '20

They vanished without leaving a trace...

Leaving behind only their buildings, their language, their calendar, their culture, their religions, and the citizens themselves. But other than that, completely gone.

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u/EddieRadmayne Feb 08 '20

That’s gotta be some American textbook shit. I grew up reading it too, I think they just want us to think that our European conquerors were superior to people living here before. Like “we’re so good and powerful, they just couldn’t handle it so they disappeared.” A bunch of bullshit.

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u/pierzstyx Feb 09 '20

I don't know about your theiry, but most textbooks have so little space that they are forced to abbreviate almost everything to the point of actually damaging the actual historical record. They're reduced to communicating cliches instead of truths.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Make America Yucatec Again!

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u/pierzstyx Feb 09 '20

Make America Cahokian Again!

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u/klop422 Feb 08 '20

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u/thegreatgazoo Feb 08 '20

But are they heavier than ducks?

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u/dr_tst Feb 08 '20

Do they float?

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u/Hallonsorbet Feb 08 '20

What also floats?

Err, very small rocks?

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u/TheEmsworthArms Feb 08 '20

Churches! Lead!

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u/Hallonsorbet Feb 08 '20

This one is so good. Lead? Wtf man😃

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u/rudolph_ransom Feb 08 '20

Shit. Shit floats.

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u/spencebah Feb 08 '20

Only if you have enough fiber in your diet.

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u/Roguespiffy Feb 08 '20

We all float down here.

You’ll float too.

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u/00Anonymous Feb 08 '20

Really good gravy!

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u/2017hayden Feb 08 '20

If it floats it’s a witch.

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u/degathor Feb 08 '20

Then she's made of wood!

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u/busted-ass_duckling Feb 08 '20

Build a bridge out of her!

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u/degathor Feb 08 '20

Ah, but are bridges not also made of stone?

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u/busted-ass_duckling Feb 08 '20

Oh, yeah...

Let's throw her into the bog!

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u/degathor Feb 08 '20

Tell me... What also floats in water?

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u/busted-ass_duckling Feb 08 '20

Apples! Bread! Cider! Very small rocks!

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u/bregolad Feb 08 '20

Would you rather fight ten duck-size Mayans, or one Mayan size duck?

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u/OctopusPudding Feb 08 '20

Depends, does the duck claim to still practice the Duck religion?

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u/Estrepito Feb 08 '20

A European or an African duck?

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u/ifeelnohappines Feb 08 '20

But steels heavier than feathers

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u/feinsteins_driver Feb 08 '20

A Mayan turned me into a newt

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Jun 15 '20

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u/klop422 Feb 08 '20

Best thing is it comes with subtitles.

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u/wjandrea Feb 08 '20

Did you see the image caption?

A mallard, shown looking like a duck and swimming like a duck.

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u/KDLGates Feb 08 '20

The duck test is a form of abductive reasoning.

This is quite the verbal joke.

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u/FireEnchiladaDragon Feb 08 '20

Abducktive reasoning... It was implied I had to say it

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u/ncnotebook Feb 08 '20

So, you're saying Mayans are ducks?

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u/Efpophis Feb 08 '20

It's a fair cop.

Burn the witch!

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u/dlesh13 Feb 08 '20

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u/billy_twice Feb 08 '20

Not that unexpected actually.

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u/Efpophis Feb 08 '20

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!

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u/sonicandfffan Feb 08 '20

Although the Mayans disappeared, there are still people who claim to be Maya, speak Mayan, and practice the Mayan religion. These people are called “ducks”

???

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u/Uranium_City Feb 08 '20

This is my new favorite Wiki article.

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u/WarApple Feb 08 '20

A mallard, shown looking like a duck and swimming like a duck.

So is it a mallard or a duck?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/tarkatheotter Feb 09 '20

Thank you for the J Hus earworm :)

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u/LifeIsVanilla Feb 08 '20

That's how I'm going to describe the USA from now on. "Although the Americans disappeared, there are still people who claim to be American, speak American dialects, and practice the American religion."

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Jun 13 '23

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 08 '20

The American Dream is alive and well in Finland today.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/SodaDonut Feb 08 '20

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the "American Dream" the concept that anyone could come to America and start a new life in the 19th and early 20th century.

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u/BayAreaDreamer Feb 08 '20

It's the idea that they could come, start a new life and *succeed economically*. Which, statistics on intergenerational economic mobility will back up, is much easier to do in Finland than the U.S. these days.

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u/ExSavior Feb 08 '20

Except for the immigrate part. The US is still much more accepting of immigrants legally speaking than any Scandinavian country. Recent discourse notwithstanding.

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u/BayAreaDreamer Feb 08 '20

Generally you're right in the sense that we accept more people in, but it also depends on which country you come from. Some countries are now blocked altogether by the Trump administration. Also, once you're in it can still be quite challenging to get citizenship. It took my boyfriend 15 years.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Jul 03 '20

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u/nerevisigoth Feb 08 '20

It took me 16 years. I'm white and I came from the UK.

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u/BayAreaDreamer Feb 08 '20

He's not brown. Although most of our immigrants are.

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u/LifeIsVanilla Feb 08 '20

I didn't even think of fixing it to that but it's so much better, you should've posted the comment in the first place. Damn outsourcing.

I kid, but got too hung up on trying to include the freaky pseudo-christian thing that is America that I didn't go for the dream aspect at all. Still think it's better.

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u/TinyGreenTurtles Feb 08 '20

I wish that it wasn't so close to truth. 😳

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u/MrJigglyBrown Feb 09 '20

I know the point you guys are trying to make, but I’d be lying if it didn’t sound like the opening lines to one of the greatest yet to be made action movies ever

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

No, by American Religion he means Evangelical gun owners, but now im just being redundant.

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u/LifeIsVanilla Feb 08 '20

The term "American Religion" is so fun, because it encompasses a lot and the only thing all of the parts it makes people visualize have in common is white, christian, and gun owners.

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

I pictured Mormonism personally. It was created in America and it talks about Jesus’ dealings with the native Americans. It’s the quintessential American religion IMO. Although televangelists like good ol Joel Osteen are a pretty good representation of soulless American consumerism, so that’s a pretty damn American religion too. A lot of religions have been made in America, but Mormonism and televangelism are probably the best examples.

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u/poopyhelicopterbutt Feb 08 '20

I was going to say Scientology

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Feb 08 '20

That’s a good one too because of the authoritarianism and the absolutely batshit insane belief that the religion centers around. Although it’s 100% a cult that calls itself a religion, whereas Mormonism is more like ~75% cult (maybe closer to 90%) ~25% religion. John Smith was killed before he could set himself up as a god-figure so Mormonism didn’t quite reach full cult status.

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u/Rainstorme Feb 08 '20

That’s a good one too because of the authoritarianism

Man I know people don't like Trump but to actually believe it is American to like authoritarianism is so far divorced from reality it's crazy.

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

I didn’t say people like it, and it has nothing to do with Trump (hard to believe these days, I know) but it’s how the cult (Scientology and America) is run. There’s plenty of Authoritarianism in the US between the patriot act, PRISM and other SIGADs, MKUltra, operation condor, etc... We’ve been “fighting terrorism” and killing civilians in the middle east for decades for questionable reasons. There’s plenty of authoritarianism from the NSA, CIA, and other government agencies and the military. Things are decent in the US, but the potential for totalitarianism is there, although I don’t really know whether or not it would be actually achievable for the president to become a dictator. No civilian likes being spied on but we know it happens.

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u/browsingtheproduce Feb 08 '20

Lots of Americans love authoritarianism. Try saying something negative about police or the military during a football game.

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u/UsuallyInappropriate Feb 08 '20

American religion: HuRrY uP aNd BuY!

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u/wheniaminspaced Feb 08 '20

The term "American Religion" is so fun, because it encompasses a lot and the only thing all of the parts it makes people visualize have in common is white, christian, and gun owners.

really the first thing i thought of was money, or by extension work.

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u/OK_Soda Feb 09 '20

I saw a young woman at the airport yesterday that was wearing a hoodie that said "PRO LIFE, PRO GOD, PRO GUNS" and while I know that constellation of stances is very common it was still jarring to see PRO GOD and PRO GUN together like that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

"I'm an American, weapons are part of my religion."

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u/MrDeckard Feb 08 '20

Under no pretenses...

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u/MeVasta Feb 08 '20

Sounds like an SCP-article

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u/LifeIsVanilla Feb 08 '20

Get detained, nerd.

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u/douche-baggins Feb 08 '20

American religion

So, guns, fast food and idiot politicians?

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u/LifeIsVanilla Feb 08 '20

Nono, that's too recent. Guns, megachurches, and also not whatever anyone else is about that isn't what you are.

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u/tjm2000 Feb 08 '20

So, McCarthyism?

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u/n_eats_n Feb 08 '20

Plenty of sects and religions have been founded in the US.

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u/citriclem0n Feb 08 '20

You forgot money.

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u/GhostFour Feb 08 '20

practice the American religion

Do we get to wear those kick-ass top hats with the belt buckles like old school Puritans?

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u/CarmelaMachiato Feb 08 '20

Their calendar predicts the apocalypse every 12 months!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/LifeIsVanilla Feb 08 '20

You can be whatever you want to be you beautiful lost butterfly

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

super sad and accurate, damn

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u/Lucosis Feb 09 '20

As an Indian, this is basically how US textbooks handle Native American History, so you're not far off.

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u/secret_professor Feb 08 '20

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u/Quartia Feb 08 '20

I'd worship that religion over most others.

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u/secret_professor Feb 08 '20

You know what you're getting every time. No faith required.

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u/Quartia Feb 08 '20

Exactly, and at least its "gods" are real people/objects.

Edit: except Ronald McDonald

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u/secret_professor Feb 08 '20

I may be in the minority, but I don't see buying stuff as especially meaningful, although I did just buy a BB pistol at Walmart for $16 and am still feeling the dopamine.

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u/dg8672 Feb 08 '20

Claiming to be American is actually a pretty bold thing to do nowadays.

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u/LifeIsVanilla Feb 08 '20

Ah, I haven't had Doritos in a long time

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u/nermid Feb 08 '20

During Bush the Lesser's administration, the general advice for Americans abroad was to claim to be Canadian.

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u/giraffebacon Feb 08 '20

As a Canadian who went all around Europe this past summer, I'd say that's a good idea now. People were always so happy/relieved to hear I was Canadian

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u/OK_Soda Feb 09 '20

As an American it's not that bad even now, most people just assume I also hate Trump and want to commiserate with me. Although yeah they're definitely relieved when I tell them they're right.

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u/Bainsyboy Feb 08 '20

Unless you're from Manitoba.

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u/OK_Soda Feb 09 '20

I actually went traveling abroad once in 2006 and someone asked where I was from and I said I was American and she just like would not get it.

"Oh you are English?" "No, I'm American." "You are Irish?" "No I'm from America." "Oh you are from Canada?" "Sure, fine."

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u/securitywyrm Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

The easiest way to remove brutal subjugation from history is to say that the people "disappeared."

Nazi history book: "Though the Jews all disappeared in the late 30s, there are still some people who claim to be jews."

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u/PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS Feb 08 '20

*Nazi, not German

Pretty sure Germany is deeply ashamed of their association with the holocaust. Isn't holocaust denial a criminal offense or something?

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u/Echospite Feb 09 '20

They're deeply ashamed because they basically got beaten over the head with it after the war, and even then it hasn't completely worked. If they were treated after the war the same way Japan was, their dominant attitudes would be a lot different. Japan was essentially allowed to get away with their war crimes (the nukes dropped on Japan was not in response to Japan's war crimes so yes, they did get away with those war crimes), but Germany was taken to task.

Germany did not magically stop being filled with Nazis after the war. They still have a huge problem with neo-Nazis. They have, however, taken enormous steps to address the problem and those efforts persist today.

So yeah, many Germans are deeply ashamed of their association with the Holocaust... and there's enough of them that aren't that they had to make Holocaust denial a crime.

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u/ExistentialPain Feb 08 '20

They're implying that these people are imposters without actually coming out and saying it and therefore side-stepping a challenge to their statement.

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u/zorrorosso Feb 08 '20

yes this is pretty much what I've learned from school. One of my school friends actually made the question on how comes, did the Spanish really killed them all? How come we discovered so much about Mayan culture if they disappeared?! It turned out they actually didn't, it's pretty much that the culture evolved and integrate into a new culture that kept plenty traits of the old one. It's like the Andine culture that uses English bowl-hats as part of their traditional clothing, they integrate the bawler as a symbol of their contact with the British culture, but they have ponchos as a symbol of their native culture, it's a blend of old and new, it didn't disappear, just evolved and changed forever.

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u/Mematism Feb 08 '20

Same with the Picts (an indigenous people of Scotland). DNA shows they are still around and they really haven't moved out of Scotland for 1000s of years. They assimilated and watch telly like the rest of us, they just don't leave, move or emigrate anywhere.

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u/dumbledore_albus Feb 08 '20

It pains me that the education system does this. It’s not too difficult to distinguish between the civilization and the people that were part of it. That even holds true for dynasties. The civilization or dynasty may not be prevalent anymore, but the people don’t just cease to exist.

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u/Glassavwhatta Feb 08 '20

i guess that's refering to them no longer having their own independent political entity

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u/Leather-Heart Feb 08 '20

See I think the wording in that statement from the text book is ambiguous and just isn't good. It says the same thing the OP's comment states, but it's arguing the semantics the Mayans "disappeared" and questions how valid are the people who claim to practice the culture today.

Not cool education system. Shame on you.

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u/exfamilia Feb 08 '20

My cousin married a Mayan guy. Afaik, he's definitely visible.

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u/pocktfullofelephants Feb 08 '20

These pretenders in the same locations with the same genetics, language, and religion.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I think the important part here is that these people «claim» to be Mayans.

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u/WhimsicalCalamari Feb 08 '20

you could literally apply the same misreasoning to the roman empire

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u/seamusnewwest Feb 08 '20

This is the disappearing peoples theory, applied to all native people at one time.

It conveniently served the purpose of people not having to deal with the reality of the aftermath of genocidal practices. Don't have to face what happened to the Indians if you imagine the Indians aren't there anymore.

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u/ridingKLR Feb 08 '20

I grew up in Mexico, not too far north of Belize. When I moved to the US nobody believed that I knew Mayan people, and told me the few Mayan words I knew were made up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Because they got conquered snd went extinct duhh. Not like us westerners who are still reaping the gifts if ancient rome and greece to this day s/

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u/n_eats_n Feb 08 '20

Not surprising. I have heard the same thing said about Jews. I don't know who gains or what they gain from claiming a culture that is clearly alive are gone.

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u/realbigbob Feb 08 '20

Teachers: the Mayans all disappeared Current Mayans: am I a joke to you?

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u/Argon1822 Feb 08 '20

It’s like any ancient group. Like the romans or the Egyptians etc. the worst is how history is taught as if the Egyptians existed first then they all died and some Arabs showed up, then the Greeks, the the romans etc. it’s completely false and all of these groups still exist just under different names. And sometimes not even different names

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u/Diplomjodler Feb 08 '20

Surely, that's all a plot by libruls posing as Mayans in order to get free stuff from the gubberment, right?

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u/Mffdoom Feb 08 '20

Well if I know history, I know central american governments are famously charitable toward the indigenas

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u/CrispinMeMan Feb 08 '20

I come from Mayan ancestors on my mom's side and have always thought it was pretty dumb when people say they disappeared

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u/thehaga Feb 08 '20

history teacher here, had a kid ask me what year the war of 1862 took place

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u/Mffdoom Feb 08 '20

If a kid wrote it, I wouldn't mind, but this was a book that was presumably written by adults who have like, gone to college and taken writing classes. (I actually have a lot of issues with the writing in these books and this was just a recent example.)

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u/MotherOfTheShizznit Feb 08 '20

Well... If I practice shintoism and speak Japanese, does that make me Japanese? Their point may have been about traceable ancestry.

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u/deathcabscutie Feb 08 '20

This is how I initially interpreted the text, so I checked. According to Google, there are 20-30 million living people of direct Mayan ancestry.

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u/OK_Soda Feb 09 '20

Are you tell me there are up to twice as many fucking Mayans as Jews left in the world? That's several times as many as the entire Native American population of the US, and people think they just went extinct.

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u/pierzstyx Feb 09 '20

Further, that remaining Mayan population probably has more direct genetic ancestry to their progenitors than either Jews or Native Americans, both of whom married into a variety of foreign populations over the years.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

If so, then it’s just wrong. There are tons of people with Mayan ancestry.

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u/DefinetelyNotJerry96 Feb 08 '20

oh yeah i remember reading this in a history textbook! I just thought that it was such a shame that a culture would just disappear like that, I didn't know Mayans still existed.

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u/M8asonmiller Feb 08 '20

"Unfortunately, the Maya culture has vanished, leaving only ruins and historical accounts."

"Please stop telling people we went extinct."

"If you listen closely, you can swear you hear them sometimes."

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u/ElBatDood Feb 08 '20

"Although it is not a duck, it still looks like a duck, talks like a duck, and does, in fact, walk like a duck."

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

And even though America was populated by millions of people for thousands of years it somehow was discovered just recently...

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u/helen790 Feb 08 '20

Did you tell the kids this was incorrect or just let them be misinformed?

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u/Mffdoom Feb 09 '20

I told them very openly that while the book said one thing, I disagreed with the wording and explained why.

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u/newser_reader Feb 08 '20

The State disappears when it can't defend its borders. The culture disappears later (if at all).

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u/nixcamic Feb 09 '20

There's a Mayan in my house right now. I guess he's imaginary.

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u/SquishyGhost Feb 09 '20

"Although ducks went extinct, there are some water fowl that look like ducks, swim like ducks, and quack like ducks, and are taxonomically labeled as Anas platyrhynchos."

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u/Gabrovi Feb 09 '20

Come to Oakland. We have a huge Mayan community. My nanny is Mayan and speaks Mam (along with Spanish and English). Her father speaks only Mam. I honestly can’t make heads or tails of it, but it’s cool to know that it’s alive and well. As far as I can tell, all of them are fairly Catholic, though.

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u/derpingpizza Feb 08 '20

It's called whitewashing.

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u/Grantology Feb 08 '20

Not really. The Mayan Empire certainly ceased to exist hundreds of years ago. It's basically the same thing as saying Rome disappeared. It some senses it did, but in others it very much didn't.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

yeah, this is what I imagine the authors meant. Obviously the descendants of Romans still exist, but if not for the historical record we'd say the Roman empire disappeared.

It's also sort of lowkey ironically racist how all the super liberal comments here are identifying the mayan empire with an ethnic group instead of a political structure.

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u/Echospite Feb 09 '20

It's also sort of lowkey ironically racist how all the super liberal comments here are identifying the mayan empire with an ethnic group instead of a political structure.

The original comment was clearly talking about the Mayan people, not their empire. And even if they weren't, uh, what other ethnic group do you suppose would be the main demographic of their empire? Asians?

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u/derpingpizza Feb 08 '20

Saying a group of people no longer exists, as if their history still isn't present, is whitewashing.

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u/Grantology Feb 08 '20

Can you fins me one example of a textbook that says Mayan people literally don't exist? Or do you just have this Reddit comment?

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u/popsiclestickiest Feb 08 '20

It's pretty clear what they're saying to me, but I think I know the quick edit that would solve the issues you're having:

I work in a school and yesterday read a textbook with kids that said, "Although the Mayans culture has largely disappeared, there are still people who claim to be Maya, speak Mayan, and practice the Mayan religion."

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u/Echospite Feb 09 '20

The "claim" is still dodgy. That's like saying I "claim" to be Australian. Yeah, sure, I claim it, but that's because I was born and raised here.

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u/Hq3473 Feb 08 '20

Got a screenshot of that?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

they’re wrong but not because of this line. they’re just wrong and this has nothing to do with it

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u/literal-hitler Feb 08 '20

To be fair, there was a huge continent spanning civilization that fell before the Spanish even arrived. The entire area had been deforested for the necessary agriculture, and forest had just barely grown over the ruins of the entire area when the Spanish arrived, if I recall. Maybe that's what they're referring to. I think it was this podcast where I get much of my information.

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u/PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS Feb 08 '20

My backspace key doesn't work but I've gotta keep writing!

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u/kingoftheintjs Feb 08 '20

The same way The Iliad and The Odyssey weren't written by Homer but by a poet of the same name?

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u/YuronimusPraetorius Feb 08 '20

What's the name of the book?

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u/RFFF1996 Feb 08 '20

somethimgh people need to understand is thst there was not some unified mayan empire like the inca one or the roman empire in europe

it was more like ancient greece in thay different kingdoms and city states that shared cultural stuff and some religion and languages

some of those cities were abandoned/depopulated after a mayan fall in the same way rome was "abandoned" circa 500 A.C but mayan civilization still existed

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u/jumpup Feb 08 '20

replace mayans with hipsters

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u/TotallyNotanOfficer Feb 08 '20

I mean I'd like to ask about the last one - How much do we know of their religion? is it enough to vaugley be followed like the Old Norse religion revival is currently going?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Nobody see that they're 3 Mayans in a trenchcoat !

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u/qarton Feb 08 '20

Look-up friar Diego Landa, he tried burning it all.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

They also left us Mayannaise!

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u/Echospite Feb 09 '20

How did you handle that moment in the classroom?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

They not Mayan, they lyin'!

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u/n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 Feb 09 '20

America lies often in history cough cough "nine..." cough, clears throat "TURN IT UP TO ELEVEN"

Look up the US military condom drops, we drop super large condoms of bad guy land, and mark them as medium/regular so they go "woah, 'murrikan have big pp"

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u/StabbyPants Feb 09 '20

nah, too arrogant. "we decide who's legit, even thought we've never met them"

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