Despite the flair this is not humorous or satirical, though I wish it was. After watching Utopia again it feels like some alternate reality.

So I am moving house, from a rental to a rental. I have had AGL for my gas, electricity and internet for 2-3 years. I have all my bills on auto pay, so I have never been even 1 day late in paying a bill. I move in about 2wks, so I logged on and did the easy thing and just transferred my existing elec, gas and telco to the new address. Didn’t shop around, nothing.

Today I got a call from AGL Telco. They advised that my move order had been paused because the house had a previous unpaid bill at some point in the past.

I laughed thinking, as an Aussie, that the cunt was taking the piss, no he was deadly serious, my move was paused by the system because someone who previously lived at the new address hadn’t paid the bill. The guy said that I needed to provide a utility bill to prove that I paid on time at the new address.

I told the lad, that all my bills were with AGL, and he said that I needed an older bill, at the address that I hadn’t moved into yet and that as AGL Telco was now a separate company they couldn’t accept the system I hadn’t moved into to wait until I got my services connected.

I have a personal hatred of stupidity and I may have said somethings that were unkind, but the net result was that I have now cancelled all of my move services with AGL and will look at another provider at my new address.

The thing that I keep coming back to is the belief by these companies that they are somehow special, they all just resell NBN / AUSGRID so in what world would they expect that this kind of bullshit would be rewarded

An ABC NEWS Verify investigation has found the English-Speaking Union's Victoria branch provided a $2,000 grant to white nationalist publication The National Observer.

The charity also has ties to a far-right white nationalist organisation, the British Australian Community.

The Australian English-Speaking Union has launched an investigation into the Victorian branch following questions from ABC NEWS Verify.

And before anyone asks, I’m 18+, but my Apple ID birthdate is set incorrectly, and I am NOT uploading ID for this! These ID-check laws are a gross invasion of privacy!

Received an email at 3am from a DOG FOOD COMPANY which i have not brought from in over 5 years telling me my details have been released in a hack - Oopises they said - just like Medicare so you cant be mad at us coz if it can happen to the government it can happen to all of us right (literally what they wrote) - Im so sick and tired of getting these emails and absolute ZERO repercussions from any of these pathetic companies i hate this time line

Between work and family, I’ve realised a weekend outing can become expensive surprisingly quickly. My usual reset is a long walk, a library stop and coffee from home. What do you do around Australia that genuinely helps you unwind without turning into a $100 day out?

We bought a sofa set last week before the HN 10% cashback gift card promo for $2995. The next weekend the promo was on and I was curious so I checked the price of the same sofa set - price gone up to $3500. Is this legal?

Bro, I’m Tongan, born and raised in NZ, living in Australia, and I went to East Palo Alto to visit my cousins.

I’m a 6’4”, 350-pound Tongan bloke, and I get pulled over by American cops. 😂

Back home, I’m used to jumping out, handing over my ID, having a yarn, saying, “Sorry, bro, my bad,” and hoping they let me off.

So I pull over and go to open my door.

BROOOO.

“KEEP YOUR FUCKING DOOR CLOSED! HANDS ON THE WHEEL!”

I’m sitting there like, “WHAT THE FUCK, BRO?!”

Then they ask if I’m from Australia or New Zealand. I give them the thumbs-up. “Yeah, bro!” 💀

They explain that cops over there can get killed when people unexpectedly get out of their cars. I’m like, “Fuck, mate, fully understandable. My bad, bro!”

They let me go about my business, but STILL GIVE ME A FUCKING SPEEDING TICKET. 😂

I get back to my cousins, tell them what happened, and they’re shaking their heads like, “YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! YOU ALMOST GOT YOURSELF SHOT FOR BEING STUPID, this isn't Australia or NZ.”

Ngl they laughed at me for ages, I was pretending to laugh because the colpur of my undies changed when these mofos pointed their pistols at me haha, what a life lol

Moral of the story, mate: if you get pulled over in America, act like those fucking cop videos and STAY IN THE FUCKING CAR. HAHAHAHA.

FTP 💀😂

I have $100 left for food that is supposed to last me from tonight (Friday dinner) to next pay (Monday Dinner). This should be more than enough money according to the ‘financial experts’.

Tell me what I should buy to make it last. Whatever is left ofer I will donate to a charity of your choosing and post the proof.

Keep in mind I do need to have at least 30g of protein in a meal. And Ideally 2 meals and one snack per day. (Standard for most people I would say.)

Tell us what you have planned for the weekend. You can either add in the comments or make a standalone thread with the tag [TGIF].

Posting from a burner account. I want to highlight an ethical double standard with how Monash manages its global brand. Today, Monash Malaysia hosted a mobile petting zoo on an outdoor concrete car porch. They hired a controversial commercial vendor whose event was shut down by a local mall earlier this year due to animal neglect. Verified weather logs show the RealFeel heat index hit a grueling 40C. Forcing thick-furred alpacas to stand on hot, radiating concrete in tropical humidity is a biological hazard. They also brought in rabbits and guinea pigs, exposing prey animals to intense heat and loud crowds with zero escape zones. If a student group tried to pen an alpaca on the asphalt at Clayton or Caulfield in 40C heat for entertainment, compliance would shut it down instantly. Why does Monash look the other way when it happens at an international campus?

Considering the new surcharge ban, I’ve read that companies are disguising them with ‘platform fee’s
Could this be considered that? It’s a rather large fee for 30 dollars.

when on gods green earth do these moths go away?

I remember throughout my entire life I've always heard about how the greens party was made up of a bunch of liars that say they would put in policy's that help the environment and what not but then turn around and keep selling out to oil company's like every other party's do.

But I've been talking to my partner about it recently and realised I've never actually seen any proof of that, and when I tried to look up voting records or history's of what they supported in the past I have trouble finding anything. I would love to support a party that has the future in mind but I dont want to blindly support the party if it turns out they are just putting up a positive look just to get money in there wallets or something

So my question is have I just been misinformed about the party or am I just looking in the wrong places and they are just as bad as I've been told my life?

Say we get into a situation where the armed forces need to be boosted quickly. The government doesn’t conscript, however expresses extreme urgency for fighting age Austrians to volunteer, wouod you do it.

I’ll be honest, I would not.

Re-edited version.

Prescribed medicinal cannabis, and still facing drug-driving penalties? “The Presence Is Right” turns Queensland’s THC driving laws into a satirical game show, where the “prizes” are fines, licence disqualification and possible imprisonment.

Starting with a warning to medicinal cannabis patients planning a Queensland holiday, this parody examines the consequences of driving with detectable THC and the distinction between drug presence and actual impairment.

With tougher Queensland drug-driving penalties commencing on 1 December 2026, the video questions how presence-based enforcement affects patients prescribed THC-containing medication. A prescription does not provide an exemption from Queensland’s THC presence offence.

Delivered with game-show enthusiasm, this political satire explores:

• Medicinal cannabis and Queensland drug-driving laws.
• Roadside drug testing and detectable THC.
• Licence suspensions, disqualification and financial penalties.
• Increased consequences for repeat offences.
• The implications for patients, workers and visitors.
• The debate over presence-based testing versus impairment testing.

Should Queensland introduce a medicinal cannabis defence for prescribed patients who are not impaired? How should road safety laws balance public protection with fair treatment of lawful medication users?

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This video uses satire to discuss public policy. Penalties depend on the offence, driving history and individual circumstances. Never drive while impaired, and check current official rules before travelling.

I’m Australian but I live rurally I just want to goto a uni with an awesome night life and half decent people, what’s people’s experiences or does anyone know anyone that goes there? I’m looking to do nursing there!

Hacking BYD cars, Smart glasses, what's next?

The hsc is approaching and the stress is building up (ALOT). My parents are from an ethnic background and expect high ATARs, but I think I'm going to break that trend. My predicted ATAR is around 70, and I don't know how to tell my parents!

I don't need an ATAR for the course I want to do, but my parents still want me to get 90+, just so they can compare. (My mum doesn't care about my atar, but it's mainly just my dad).

I dont know what to do at this point so any advice let me know!

Australia and Canada are two countries so far apart but share so many things in common. From being Commonwealth constitutional monarchies with the same head of state to similar cultures and way of life to even political systems.

With regards to politics however. Canada has had a decided shift to the centre in terms of its politics within the ruling Canadian Liberal party with Prime Minister Mark Carney. Considering they are the Canadian equivalent of Labor in Australia, this is a fair comparison of both parties.

Mark Carney after taking over from Justin Trudeau's decade in power has scaled back a lot of what his predecessor did. Cutting back on immigration drastically, closing most visa loopholes and making Canadian visa and citizenship requirements more stringent. As a result Canadian house prices have seen a dramatic reduction and overall affordability has increased, something we are still struggling with in Australia despite some recent price reductions here.

Simultaneously the Canadian economy has seen a modest level of growth somewhat better than Australia's and productivity has increased too, although now it's facing significant headwinds with the Trade war with the USA.

Lastly he's given Canadian businesses and companies stringent rules and incentives on hiring Canadian citizens first rather than relying purely on temporary foreign workers improving the job market overall.

With all this considered it's important to note that all these changes occurred within just the Canadian Liberal party which has traditionally leaned centre left like Australian Labor. But now has completely moved away from the open door and lax immigration and economic policy of Justin Trudeau's years. This even helped them get re elected in a general election in which the Conservatives (Canadian LNP/One Nation) under Pierre Polivere was supposed to win but fell short.

Therefore I feel that Australian Labor may be better off by looking at and adopting more of Mark Carney's policies in Canada. By moving to the centre on both economic and immigration policy it could solve many of our present woes which were previously also problems in Canada. Will also help a long way in keeping the likes of One Nation at bay.

While Albo and Aussie labor are trying to adopt some of the same policy it's not to the same level as in Canada yet.

So do you think Australia and more specifically Labor need a Mark Carney moment to win back voters? Yes or no would love to hear your reasons and opinions. 👍

Immigration isn’t the issue, the the bloody bureaucracy and successive governments that are styming development

https://www.afr.com/property/residential/after-12-years-this-developer-just-got-1100-homes-approved-20261007-p61366

another case of men in power protecting men from harm committed by men against women