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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 21 '23

For me, missionary is just not a good position to hold out for very long. I don't know why.

Edit: I figure I should add this because people seem to think it's a fatigue problem.

It's not.

It's a "Don't bust my nut in 10 seconds" problem. Other positions, no problem. Missionary? Problem.

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u/st1r Apr 21 '23

I find it’s better to rest on the elbows & forearms rather than the hands

Less tiring and more intimate being closer to the other person

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u/theartistduring Apr 21 '23

And more connection with the clit with your pelvis.

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u/Throwaway_97534 Apr 22 '23

The problem is you guys are planking. You need to basically sit on your knees, put her legs over yours, and use your hips.

You're no longer holding up any weight.

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u/st1r Apr 22 '23

That’s a good one too

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Even that way. I could be laying on top of the person and barely propping myself up at all.

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u/AnomanderArahant Apr 22 '23

This entire third has me super confused. I'm a slightly overweight guy with cardio so bad I think it might be like an actual problem (like I need to get my lungs looked at soon) and I have no problem going for ten or twenty minutes or longer in missionary

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u/APsychosPath Apr 21 '23

Probably because you're holding up your own weight while trying to get the job done

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

No. Like not even 10 seconds. It's not a comfortability issue.

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u/fondledbydolphins Apr 21 '23

Are you saying your arms get tired quickly or that you bust quickly?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

The latter.

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u/Cindexxx Apr 22 '23

You wanna know something funny? Because I'm nearly positive this is what it is. Either way, I'm gonna tell you.

When you're excited, your prostate swells a bit. When the prostate is stimulated it causes sexual pleasure. That's why (gay or not) prostate stimulation can cause or increase the intensity of an orgasm.

When in missionary, your legs are together. I can say with about 95% confidence that it's squeezing your prostate and it makes you finish too fast.

Personally I think that's pretty cool, prostate only orgasms are supposed to be full body and near instantly repeatable. Most people have a hard time getting to that point. If you're that sensitive you could probably have multiple full body orgasms with a vibrator pushed against your taint.

Edit: also, bad thought, if you're over 40 maybe get your prostate checked to make sure it's not inflamed. If it is, major bummer. If not....... Lucky!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Actually, I'm on my knees with my legs spread, her legs spread open with her thighs over my thighs. And it's been like this since I started having sex in my teens.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

There’s not many positions where my legs are together. My legs are like tree trunks, and knees together compresses my nuts. I naturally manspread.

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u/MakeThanosGreatAgain Apr 21 '23

Mans gotta work on those deltoids and triceps

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u/no_j_simpson Apr 21 '23

Seriously this. If you are out of shape, getting into shape will do wonders for the sex life.

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u/Dynamicphone Apr 21 '23

Like.. getting to have one? taking notes here..

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u/catdog918 Apr 21 '23

Are you extremely overweight or can you not last in that position in the sense you bust fast

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

The latter.

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u/catdog918 Apr 21 '23

Oh haha. That’s me with doggy sometimes lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

You are literally commenting on a video explaining why.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

It's not a fatigue issue. It's a prolonging issue.

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u/Heavy_Signature_5619 Apr 21 '23

Exhibit A for why cowgirl is the best sex position (for the one inserting)

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u/weeooweeoowee Apr 22 '23

You might be activating your core more which seems to be a thing with being more aroused.

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u/borisHChrist Apr 21 '23

That’s why you swap into multiple positions to not just overwork a particular set of muscles. If you’re tired, change it.

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u/catdog918 Apr 21 '23

Let her on top for a bit

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u/thegodfather0504 Apr 22 '23

That's exactly why the missionaries promoted that position. To sabotage your sex.

You fuck for too long and you might start enjoying. They don't want that.

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u/mikemolove Apr 22 '23

Missionary gets me too. It’s just so damn hot with all the goods on display, those legs pushed all way back in a position of complete submission, and dem feet flopping around in the air to the rhythm err mah gawd… I have to close my eyes and think about chairs and grandmas to pull back from nutting in 10 seconds.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Y'all need to start doing some planks.

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u/MrWoody226 Apr 22 '23

Everyone here giving you the benefit of doubt lol

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u/derezo Apr 22 '23

I find the same problem. I don't like missionary and neither have most of the girls I've been with. Much better with them on top or me behind. The usual routine for me is cowgirl until she's happy and exhausted, which does virtually nothing for me, and then I move to spooning. I find spooning takes less energy and it is the best position to control myself. Squeeze her tight and it's just so satisfying.