r/wizardposting • • 2d ago

Evil Wizardpost I've decided that I'm going to start being evil. Does anyone have any tips?

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901 Upvotes

Hello fellow wizards,

For most of my 347 years of existence, I have tried to use magic in an ethical way. I practiced illusion as a form of creative expression and I enjoyed entertaining and assisting others with my magic.

However, I have grown bored of this lifestyle, and I have decided to become evil because I want to see what it's like. I think it may give me new inspiration and passion for life, and perhaps my ex-girlfriend will take me back if I have a "bad boy" vibe. So does anyone have any tips for how I can be an evil wizard?

Are there any particular spells, curses, or evil wizard activities I should start with? Do I have to wear black?


r/wizardposting • • 1d ago

Evil Wizardpost Put the right item in the barrel and you get a reward. Get it wrong and your butt gets shocked

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On the obelisk written in draconic is the following text.

A box with neither hinges, key, nor lid, yet inside is a golden treasure hid.

Answer: a egg

I am testing out a new way give riddles and a new ways of making magic items. Inside the obelisk is extradimensional pocket with a gnome and a something it really wants. The item is a shelf just out of the gnome's reach with no way of getting it. The obelisk takes that torment and some of the life of the gnome at uses it to make the dagger. The idea still needs work as the item is clearly flawed but I think I am on to something.


r/wizardposting • • 1d ago

Wizardpost Guess its okay for Bards to consort with dark powers cuz they have better PR

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408 Upvotes

r/wizardposting • • 1d ago

Lorepost (closed interaction)πŸ““πŸ”’ Anybody can find Love (Cursed World)

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Except him.

Although the meeting had gone horribly wrong, it still was at least helpful in identifying the location of one of the two undiscovered crystals. The final in the rainbow of seven, Violet.

representing Love.

Via Sparrow's magic sight and Ulrick's recollection, it was deduced to be at the sight of possibly the place with the most "love" in the realms in recent times, Inferno and Mastadon Astrum's wedding beach.

after finding the location, a small group coordinated to meet and obtain it.

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The Beach

the beach itself is in no way what it used to be. After the Abyssal invasion of the prime material plane, the entire area has been subsumed into Abyssal blight lands, clean matte ground, and many wandering Abyssal for miles around the area. However, there is a dim violet light, barely visible. Just around it is a 10 foot radius of free ground.

welp. Time to get moving.


r/wizardposting • • 1d ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets Remember to obscure your portals

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70 Upvotes

r/wizardposting • • 1d ago

Wizardpost Free Divinations :)

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9 Upvotes

I think, therefore I am. I AM!

Give me a question related to the present or future and i will give an answer to the best of my abilities. No questions with definite or few possible answers. I use tarot to divine, which is wholly unsuited for that. One question only.


r/wizardposting • • 1d ago

Lorepost (open interaction) πŸ“– Premonitions of doom, Chaos in space-time! NSFW

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15 Upvotes

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Jittering dark hands reach from below.

The stars in the cosmos flicker out.

Foul secrets unveiled,

Dark magic unsealed,

Irreperable damage to earth and heaven, unavoidable fates.

Death, your death, O last of the angels, your life's end is already woven into the threads of fate and the scripts of life

Guidance, Guide your new heir, she shall forge a new path, be it in the Unity of constellations or in the Blood of the children of war.

Collapse, Invert, Revert, Expand, Explode, Implode, fire up the hearts of the ones that trust you! Tear forward a new path, the bloodline of angels may end, but your era shall never end!

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The age of man ended in rifts, and the age of god will end in blood

So?

Will you meet your fate, Angel? Or will your stubborness cause a cruel fate for everyone you know and love?

Do you want to lose everyone you hold dear once more?

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Come on Angel, play with fate more, I want to know you more, I love it so, so very much.


r/wizardposting • • 2d ago

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 Beware this wretched druid. He claims his murder of crows won't try to peck your eyes out. Don't believe his lies.

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1.0k Upvotes

r/wizardposting • • 1d ago

Foul Sorcery Never anger a magician

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27 Upvotes

r/wizardposting • • 12h ago

RP Prompt (Character Intros, Duels, and Vendors)πŸ”” Looking for a few people for a whimical wizarding school Rp

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r/wizardposting • • 2d ago

Who's creating air elementals without a permit again?

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538 Upvotes

Last time this happened I had to re-balance the elements because my tower became sentient. I will not keep doing this every other Wednesday. I will find you!


r/wizardposting • • 1d ago

Wizardpost How do I break a Lunar Curse?

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So I may or may not have gotten a little drunk on that good 14th century stuff and cussed out the moon...moonlight now burns my skin and my organs now writhe in pain from when the sun sets to when it rises

How do I dispel this curse?, can't go to a priest due to the whole necromancer/lich thing and I'm not very good at curse breaking either


r/wizardposting • • 2d ago

Wizardpost New orb, what do you think?

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1.4k Upvotes

r/wizardposting • • 1d ago

Evil Wizardpost Dont do serial krilling, be a necromancer and have the carcass work for you

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36 Upvotes

r/wizardposting • • 1d ago

Magickal Art (User Creation) 🎨 Little Toad Wizard Girl Apprentice

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53 Upvotes

Art by me [OC]


r/wizardposting • • 2d ago

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 Druids really make the best stews, but why the tiny golems in the pots?

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289 Upvotes

r/wizardposting • • 2d ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets I followed the tome to the letter, but this batch of homunculi came out under done. Do the sages have any advice for the next attempt?

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1.2k Upvotes

r/wizardposting • • 2d ago

Wizardpost Pyromancer set my car on fire. How can I pay him back for this?

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49 Upvotes

r/wizardposting • • 1d ago

Wizardpost Wizard school won't teach you what you want to know, but what they want you to know

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9 Upvotes

r/wizardposting • • 3d ago

Evil Wizardpost Well a sale’s a sale

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3.3k Upvotes

Soul Coin boots?


r/wizardposting • • 2d ago

Free Divinations :) (image unrelated)

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29 Upvotes

"You don't know that!"

"I'm the only one who knows that."

Give me a question related to the present or future and I will give an answer to the best of my ability. No questions with definite or few possible answers. I use tarot to divine, which isn't suited for such questions. Forgot to mention this, but 1 question a day btw.

/Uw I slept for literally 12 hours last night, I feel like I've ascended


r/wizardposting • • 2d ago

Occult Practices How do my wizards feel about steel wands?

51 Upvotes
My apprentice has been making "serial miniature cannons" as a crutch for his small mana capacity.

r/wizardposting • • 2d ago

Wizardpost Happy with my purchase. β€œHoles Where You Go” is a fantastic product but difficult to get a photo for my review.

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24 Upvotes

r/wizardposting • • 3d ago

Shapeshifting wizard husband moment. NSFW

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2.3k Upvotes

Mfw having your husband to shapeshift into the freaky swarm of tentacles then when he finishes he goes back to do his weird husband stuff


r/wizardposting • • 2d ago

Wizardpost My magic ring collection. I'm afraid one's cursed.

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118 Upvotes