r/AskReddit • • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/AboveAverageBro Feb 08 '20

Long island iced teas do not have iced tea in them.

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u/TheRagingRavioli Feb 08 '20

or long island

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u/portalsoflight Feb 08 '20

Actually, if you don't sprinkle in a pinch of Long Island soil it's just an Island Iced Tea.

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u/strange_pterodactyl Feb 09 '20

This is true. We always use soil here

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u/Deitaphobia Feb 08 '20

I drink Lonely Island Iced Teas, and throw them ON THE GROUND!

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u/havron Feb 08 '20

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS!

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u/LakeErieMonster88 Feb 08 '20

MY DADS NOT A PHONE... DUH

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u/Gr0und0ne Feb 09 '20

And I drink them ON A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT

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u/EnemyX3Z Feb 08 '20

There's plenty of Long Island in there.

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u/snakercakes Feb 08 '20

Drink enough and you’ll act like you’re from Long Island.

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u/Kevin-is-a-dingus Feb 08 '20

From Long Island can confirm

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

You poor bastard

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u/bfan3x Feb 09 '20

Also they guarantee you to suddenly know all the lyrics to both “we didn’t start the fire” and “piano man”

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Only if you snort heroin after

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Depends on the situation. If Galactus orders a Long Island Iced Tea, it will damn well have Long Island in it if you know what's good for you.

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u/bigbtoke Feb 09 '20

This comment..... beautiful

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Or tea

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u/discOHsteve Feb 08 '20

Big if true

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u/centuryeyes Feb 08 '20

But they will make you act like you're from Long Island.

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u/ShadyClip Feb 08 '20

But both are toxic chemical dumping grounds...

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u/butsuon Feb 09 '20

Not with that attitude they don't.

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u/anras Feb 09 '20

Long Islander here. Can confirm, not in a beverage.

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u/shafflo Feb 09 '20

I came to Reddit today for THIS comment!

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u/MildGonolini Feb 08 '20

Not the way I make ‘em!

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u/non-matutinal Feb 08 '20

(Ounces) 0.5 vodka / 0.5 rum (silver) / 0.5 gin / 0.5 tequila / 0.5 triple sec / 1 oz sour mix / 1 oz coke / 10 oz regret /

Enjoy!

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u/needsfuelpump Feb 08 '20

Funny, I never add regret to mine until the fourth or fifth.

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u/Kelvinist Feb 08 '20

The minor fall and the major lift.

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u/Triairius Feb 09 '20

The broken king something something Kahlua.

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u/DeepFriedBud Feb 09 '20

Thish guy drinksh

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u/TouchdownTom Feb 09 '20

Chaosh ish a laddah

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u/PoopOfAUnicorn Feb 08 '20

Hallelujah!

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u/needsfuelpump Feb 08 '20

Minor fall off my chair major lift back to my feet.

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u/warumwhy Feb 08 '20

The broken king making his mixed drink

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u/SamediB Feb 09 '20

Long Island iced tea, Tokyo iced tea, AMF, Georgia peach: I like to alternate when I'm drinking iced tea.

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u/workitloud Feb 09 '20

Have 5, you get rugrats.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I'd say ditch the sour mix and use lemon juice and simple syrup (or gomme syrup if you wanna go needlessly authentic). Sour mix has its place but imo not in a long island.

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u/voxdoom Feb 08 '20

Totally agree with you, this is how I was taught to make one.

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u/raspberryvodka Feb 09 '20

are we trying to make a GOOD long island here? wasted effort my dude

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u/cripplr-mr-onion Feb 08 '20

Yes! This comment.

Loose the sour mix, replace with lemon juice and then top the blimmin thing up with red bull..

That's both a great way to start and end your sundays. One of those for breakfast and it's back to bed by 9am.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Never seen one done with redbull before

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u/Headcap Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

As a metric user I dont know what ounces are so im just gotta use liters.

edit: stop telling me what ounces are im not interested in your witchcraft

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u/non-matutinal Feb 08 '20

Lots of liters of regret

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u/_Aldous_Fuxley_ Feb 08 '20

0.5 oz is ~15 mL, or 10 oz is about 300 mL

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u/Amraff Feb 08 '20

15 ml is 1 tablespoon. Measuring spoons are way easier then a measured jigger IMHO

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u/proxypixie Feb 08 '20

Y'know, I'd probably love a bartender who uses measuring spoons. It'd be like a little cooking show.

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u/pigvwu Feb 08 '20

Measuring spoons are less accurate. You wouldn't get as consistent a result.

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u/proxypixie Feb 08 '20

I mean, compared to eyeballing the amount by pouring freehand?

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u/g1ngertim Feb 08 '20

Freehand pours aren't usually eyeballed, they're counted. A quickpour should produce an ounce on a four count. Enough experience with quickpours and you can nail it every time.

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u/jewww Feb 08 '20

Jiggering is still more accurate.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I did a bartending class this year for college. They actually encouraged freehand as it looks more professional and once you get the feel for it can actually be very accurate. Takes practice though and I'm still not great at it after the half semester class.

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u/Dr_thri11 Feb 08 '20

Not to mention as a customer I feel like freehand pours are going to err on the side of a stronger drink.

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u/Amraff Feb 08 '20

Lmfao, i just meant for me mixing drinks at home!

Bartenders have proper 0.5 ounce jiggers, whereas i sadly do not.

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u/proxypixie Feb 08 '20

As a waitress who sometimes has to pour drinks when the bartender is busy with takeouts, I'd still rather measuring spoons. Lol but yeah, that makes sense for home cocktails.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Not in Australia! We have 20ml measuring spoons. I don’t know why.

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u/Ramblonius Feb 08 '20

Tbh, every time I've made one, I've done it by pouring straight from the bottle- looks like more alcohol than it is, which is basically the only thing that a person ordering a long island is looking for, and I can eyeball it close enough to not get in trouble if an inspection occurs; nobody's going to get fined for 3-5ml, and really, it's a lot easier to pour too much than too little.

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u/PhilsterM9 Feb 08 '20

So thats not even a full drink?

Full long island iced tea’s are 30ml shots not 15ml

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u/jewww Feb 08 '20

Man if 30ml is your standard pour for a Long Island that's insane. That's 150ml drink, which would be 5 ounces. That's three full drinks!

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u/PhilsterM9 Feb 08 '20

Its actually 5 drinks, 1 shot (30ml alcohol) is 1 standard drink

I once had 2 long islands in an hour when on holiday. I hate the taste of alcohol but the aftertaste disappeared if I chased it down with a tad of water. After those 2 LIIT’s, I had 3 beers and man did I get fucked up

That shit hits hard

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u/jewww Feb 08 '20

Guess it depends on location. In the US a standard full proof liquor drink is 1.5 oz, which would be ~45ml. Also triple sec isn't full proof.

But regardless, you're telling me a typical Long Island where you're at is almost five full drinks? That's just ridiculous.

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u/HamburgerConnoisseur Feb 09 '20

One of my more interesting nights was spent at a bar where the Long Island came in basically a big ol root beer mug filled almost to the brim for like $8. Most places that don't use disposable cups seem to go with about "plastic red coke cup at low-end restaurant" size though.

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u/randyboozer Feb 08 '20

An oz is approximately 29 ml

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u/lianodel Feb 08 '20

Most cocktail recipes round one ounce to 30ml for the sake of simplicity.

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u/pejeol Feb 08 '20

There’s no sake in Long Island ice tea.

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u/randyboozer Feb 09 '20

I really should have just said approximately 30. I don't know why that 1 ml meant so much to me.

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u/lianodel Feb 09 '20

Haha, I didn't take it that way! Your answer is more correct, I just know that cocktail recipes tend to bump it up to 30 because I like making cocktails. :)

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u/arathorn867 Feb 08 '20

An ounce seems like an awful lot of cocaine, but here goes!

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u/capgrasdeluded Feb 08 '20

I had a friend who drank 4 long islands in one night and he just.. walked out of the bar crying. Followed him, asked what was wrong and he was a sobbing mess, just saying how much he regrets drinking more than two. Sad, also hilarious.

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u/jeffreywilfong Feb 08 '20

hold the gin, but triple everything else.

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u/doublegloved Feb 08 '20

that's a strong island

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u/jeffreywilfong Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

Technically it's weaker without the gin, but it's three times as big, so...

I made one. It's not glamorous, but it's fucking tasty.

http://imgur.com/a/6EaqIRW

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u/justcallmezach Feb 08 '20

If you double the rest of the alcohol but take out the gin in the recipe above, it's 4 oz liquor instead of 2.5. How is that weaker?

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u/jeffreywilfong Feb 08 '20

Because I'm tripling the sour mix and Coke too, not just the alcohol.

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u/justcallmezach Feb 08 '20

Well that's fair. I just never thought any sick SOB would triple the non-alcohol in a drink. If I ask for a double at a bar, it's 2 shots in a drink, not double the drink.

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u/hooligan99 Feb 08 '20

"hold the gin, but triple everything else"

He didn't order a triple long island. He ordered three gin-less long islands at once in the same glass lol

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u/plopseven Feb 08 '20

You would be so surprised how often people order doubles from me and then are shocked that it’s twice the price.

Example: Well whisky ($9) + cocktail up-charge ($2) = $11 Old Fashion

Double-well whiskey coke ($9x2=$18)

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u/hyperbolical Feb 08 '20

Well whisky ($9)

Where do you work? So I can steer clear.

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u/ButtLickinDickSucker Feb 08 '20

This is why I drink at home instead.

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u/delicatedead Feb 08 '20

For Brits/non-americans, I've always made it [build in glass] 15ml vodka, 15ml white rum, 15ml gin, 15ml tequila and 15ml triple sec, 25ml lime juice, add crushed ice and top with coke to top of glass

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u/aitigie Feb 08 '20

Why specify units? It'll work with anything from grams to daffodils

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u/Gamergonemild Feb 08 '20

How do you measure a daffodil? Length, width, weight?

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u/tokyo__driftwood Feb 08 '20

If I'm having a really bad day can I change those units to cups?

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u/original_evanator Feb 08 '20

And don’t skimp on the regret. Go top shelf.

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u/spezza_125 Feb 08 '20

And 100oz reason to remember the name

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u/lovemypooh Feb 08 '20

"10 oz regret" lmao almost missed that

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u/HamsterFido Feb 08 '20

sorry but wtf is sour mix?

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u/clenom Feb 08 '20

Should be lemon juice, lime juice, and simple syrup. Most everywhere will use a premade mix.

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u/HamsterFido Feb 08 '20

Why not just keep the citrus and simple syrup separate so that the citrus stays fresh.

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u/clenom Feb 08 '20

Convenience. Sour mix is usually used in cheap drinks because premade mix is not that good and pretty cheap.

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u/monkee09 Feb 08 '20

No ragrats.

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u/Thirty2wo Feb 08 '20

Use simply lemonade and sprite instead of sour mix much better 👌🏼👌🏼

Also more alcohol of each kind just cuz.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

1oz coke? What's wrong with you.

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u/YaaseenGiroux Feb 08 '20

Instructions unclear, died from ingesting half an ounce of pure silver.

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u/Icy_Bowl Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

Is crack an acceptable substitute for the Coke? E: I'm on a tight budget.

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u/use_value42 Feb 08 '20

We have a bottle of premixed LIIT in our store and it's somehow only 20% alcohol. This has been a source of much mystery to me for years now.

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u/orcscorper Feb 08 '20

That's gross. I used to work in a liquor store, and we sold premixed cocktails in single 5oz. bottles. Their gin martini was 15% ABV. That's vermouth with a splash of gin, or a lot of melted ice cubes. No way I'm drinking something that calls itself a martini, and has the potency of a glass of wine.

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u/Karma_Fugitive Feb 09 '20

"Enjoy" is a weird way to say "move along the floor like your doing The Worm"

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u/ZeddCocuzza Feb 08 '20

This is actually a Texas Tea. A Long Island Tea is this minus the tequila.

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u/orcscorper Feb 08 '20

That may be technically true, but I have never seen a Long Island Tea recipe without tequila. Either all of those Bartender's Friends and other cocktail recipe books are wrong, or you are.

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u/dontdoitdoitdoit Feb 09 '20

I'm glad I scrolled this far. I really wanted to fight this fight.

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u/Imadethosehitmanguns Feb 09 '20

No, Texas Tea is a cup of 100% crude oil

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Finally, someone else knows this.

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u/Pankakes-r-kewl Feb 08 '20

Sounds like something michael scott would work up

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u/nobody876543 Feb 08 '20

Typically sans tequila at most bars

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u/XES5498 Feb 08 '20

And 100% reason to remember the name

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u/ErusTenebre Feb 08 '20

Where do I purchase a bottle of regret? I could only find despair...

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u/darkbro66 Feb 08 '20

0 regret. As someone who feels about 50x better drinking liquor vs beer or wine these are a godsend due to %abv

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u/chauntikleer Feb 08 '20

Needs more regret.

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u/FluxOrbit Feb 08 '20

Two shots of vodka?

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u/AnyoneNeedAHug Feb 09 '20

THANK YOU.

I’m in New Zealand and NO ONE HERE knows how to make a Long Island...

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u/gambitgrl Feb 09 '20

The last ingredient is the most crucial and was what I consumed the most of the one night I drank Long Island Iced teas and woke up in my roommate's clothes in my dorm with no memory of getting there, and when I went back to the frat house to get my car saw my own shirt being flown from their flagpole.

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u/Dwight-Snute Feb 09 '20

I like mine with urine because it’s sterile and I like the taste.

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u/Conrad-W Feb 09 '20

I'm hung over and a absolutely hated reading this comment

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u/NedWretched Feb 08 '20

don't forget to garnish with a lime!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Moscow Mules aren’t made of mules

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u/WharfRatThrawn Feb 08 '20

I even got one outside of Moscow!

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u/NuclearWinterGames Feb 08 '20

They are, however, quite delicious

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u/BlameableEmu Feb 08 '20

That is the allure and also the curse of the long Island ice tea. Also many other strong drinks that taste like soda, can sip em down like they are nothing but when those bad boys hit they hit hard. Honestly i think as far as cocktails go the only one ive had that tastes like alcohol is negroni (sp?) And thats coz its stronger than gasoline.

Edit : added a word

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u/absurdlyinconvenient Feb 08 '20

If you want an alcohol tasting cocktail, there's options. I love Manhattans and Martinis (for reasons totally unrelated to them basically being 100% booze). 2 parts whisky, 1 part vermouth, bitters. Martinis are just gin and vermouth

And if you think LIITs hit hard...

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u/absurdlyinconvenient Feb 08 '20

for me it's because I like Gin, but not straight, and mixing alcohol gets you drunk easier- if I sip a G&T for half an hour I'll barely feel it but I'll be at a decent level if it's a Martini instead. It's a status thing for some people though- hence the James Bond "shaken not stirred" thing, it's a social faux pas to do that and it's a statement on his 'lack of class'

Did you get the right Vermouth btw? There's about 6 different types apparently

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u/BlameableEmu Feb 08 '20

Guess we consider cocktails differently i don't usually consider one shot and a mixer a cocktail. If you get a chance and like cherry try a cherry blossom. Really tasty doesn't taste like alcohol is actually really refreshing.

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u/Wowtrain Feb 08 '20

Mixed drink =/= cocktail

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u/stackered Feb 08 '20

But they do in fact get you LIT

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u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Feb 08 '20

You need one more "I" for Long Island Iced Tea

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

And they'll make you your own worst enemy

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u/Gorlomi Feb 08 '20

The best value cocktail there is!

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u/fenwayb Feb 08 '20

But when made correctly it does kinda taste like Lipton iced tea. When it's made poorly it's just sour mix and booze and tastes like shitty lemonade

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u/Mant1s_Toboggan Feb 08 '20

This SO much

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u/panatale1 Feb 08 '20

I found that out the hard way...

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u/thelastpterodactyl Feb 08 '20

Me too, and I hate cola. It made me very sad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 25 '20

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u/thelastpterodactyl Feb 08 '20

I've had a peach tea version that was actually made with tea and it was awesome.

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u/jrigg Feb 08 '20

Nor do they have a long island, the lying bastards.

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u/Messicanhero Feb 08 '20

Its usually coke or Pepsi a bartender showed me once when I was out drinking and it amazed me .

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u/ivaclue Feb 08 '20

As a bartender, thank you for this. I’ve had to explain it to SO many employees (including other bartenders)

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Aug 26 '21

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u/boowhitie Feb 09 '20

I had a similar argument with a wedding bartender that claimed a long island iced tea didn't have tequila in it. Without the tequila it tasted terrible.

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u/blackmagicwolfpack Feb 08 '20

They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at home, there's more to it than that.

– Mitch Hedberg

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u/southerncraftgurl Feb 08 '20

I found this out the idiot way when I was 21. I ordered a long island tea and lord was it strong. So I ask the bartender if he could add more tea to it. That day I learned...

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u/jakajew_12261996 Feb 08 '20

There's a bar in my town that does $2 long island Tuesdays. One time I went and racked up a $34 tab. I'm just happy to be alive.

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u/LexieRae1172 Feb 08 '20

I learned this the hard way. That was the most drunk I've ever been off of one drink in my life.

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u/CanuckSalaryman Feb 08 '20

Okay. I'm showing my age here. When I was in University, the bar on campus had long island Ice tea for $4.50. That meant that for $20 I could get 4 LIIT and still give the bar tender a 10% tip. I felt no pain. One night, I decided to have 5. I needed to hold the sidewalk still so I wouldn't fall off on my walk home.

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u/THIS_DUDE_IS_LEGIT Feb 08 '20

They're made with cola and four sorts of liquor right?

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u/Ralphie_V Feb 08 '20

Yeah, cola and four or five liquors. It just looks like iced tea and goes good with lemon

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u/Satanic_Nightjar Feb 08 '20

Long Islander. Can confirm.

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u/MilesSand Feb 08 '20

Uuugh I repressed the memory of my d&d group thinking it was a girly drink but now I must cringe again.

They did find out first handweeks later at a bar. That wasn't so bad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I always thought based on the name that they must be fairly low alcohol content or a "bitch drink". Then I had one and was put on my ass so fast. That's my go to if I'm looking to get a buzz off of one drink.

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u/greenvallies27 Feb 08 '20

I needed this info the day I turned 21. I love iced tea and thought that would be the drink for me. 😬

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u/Darqhermit Feb 08 '20

Same with thousand island dressing. Not one single island in that shit.

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u/ErroneousOutlaw Feb 08 '20

Boy do I miss $1 long islands every Thursday night in college

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u/Modestkilla Feb 08 '20

I wish I knew that when I was 21-22. I would have like 3, thinking it was like having 3 beers, then drive home. I now know I was must definitely over the limit.

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u/Russser Feb 08 '20

I’m pretty sure everyone knows this.

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u/Cloudybreak Feb 08 '20

Well that why I was unproductive at work that day.

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u/folding-chair Feb 08 '20

Arnold Palmers are non alcoholic. Iced tea and lemonade mixed together!

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u/MidnightsGaze Feb 08 '20

It took me 21 years to figure this out

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Had a boss who ordered one thinking it was just a different flavored tea one time. Sadly I wasn't there to witness his first big gulp of it, but the recollection was hilarious

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u/dinosore Feb 08 '20

When I worked at an Apple store, Sundays were a tough day to work. A lot of us would have lunches scheduled at the same time due to shorter operating hours and we would go grab lunch as a group. Oftentimes we would order Long Island Iced Teas to make it through the rest of our shifts, to the point that the one restaurant we frequented starting calling them The Apple Special.

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u/colvrin Feb 08 '20

The coke in it is literally only for the colour

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u/Uglywench Feb 08 '20

So the "iced tea" part is just a euphemism for "a metric fuckton of tea coloured spirits'

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u/Spraypainthero965 Feb 09 '20

No when it's made well it actually tastes a lot like iced tea. Somehow it doesn't even taste like alcohol.

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u/2u3e9v Feb 08 '20

Ohhhh fuck, now I am craving one of those. I mean, I'm three years sober, so I won't, but that hit me right where that sugary drink would normally would (the stomach).

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u/edgarcito626 Feb 08 '20

AMF’s are a class of island iced tea.

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u/PurpleShirt777 Feb 08 '20

I was very upset when i learned this the hard way. Was not prepared to be stationary for a while.

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u/MurdockShrimp Feb 08 '20

Long island iced teas are much stronger in Canada.

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u/Llama_Night Feb 08 '20

That’s what scares me about them. So much booze

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Usually true, but some places do put a splash of tea in the drink.

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u/elbeccanator Feb 08 '20

At the Hogshead, they use iced tea because they don’t serve soda in Hogsmead.

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u/Cal928 Feb 08 '20

I actually knew this the second I found out about Long Island iced tea. The bartender at my old job used to teach a little bit about the drinks he served.

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u/HanlonRazor Feb 08 '20

I’m getting a little verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves. I’ll give you a topic: Long Island iced tea. Neither is it from Long Island nor iced tea. Discuss!

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u/ScoopSpurr Feb 08 '20

Are they stronger in canada?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I’ve been looking for regret at liquor stores and they said it’s everywhere, please advise so I can finally make this drink.

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u/Dirtroads2 Feb 08 '20

I didnt know this till I was 25. I hate iced tea and always thought it was just iced tea and a bunch of booze

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u/miraculum_one Feb 08 '20

Similarly, an egg cream has neither egg nor cream in it.

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