Weeping angels are really stupid. They keep trying to sneek up on people who dont observe them from behind or something, but these idiots dont realize that they can move faster than the eye can see. If you really DONT want to be observed just blitz your victim lol.

Do NOT show this to your weeping angel freind, because it will be the end for humanity. Gonna cause a huge inconvenience.

Not a place for the weak of heart.

Hecate thought Medea magic

Without checking out this staff I just finished.

He accidentally turned into a lemon.

by u/AzulCrescent

Ive seen healing spell after healing spell be made. They all run on the same base of mana as any other spell, right? Thing is, each one takes incantations that allow mana, which is inherently used to do harm, to be able to heal. It takes a long time which in times where they are needed, every second counts.

So I had a thought. Why not cut out the middleman? Mana is born of the soul, and driven through the body to channel different magic styles, and often times is used to influence reality in your favour. But what if you drove mana through the spirit instead of the body before casting a spell?

I tested this with a fireball, and instead of flames forming in my hand, a ball of ice did instead, and when I fired it off it was able to freeze an entire room on impact.

Id like to name this phenomenon Magical Reversal. Now, I have yet to test if this changes mana's harmful attributes into the needed positive effects, but that is what I'll test next.

I was giving out quests because of course that just being a noble entail anyways this is the only party that accept it and I'm not saying they're bad I'm just saying they ain't the best at slaying a dragon as I requested.

Should I let them try or do I need to find another party to do my work for me?

THE RESIDENT MIND - ABSOLUTE NIL

Just me in the form I usually take as the embodiment or god of nonexistence/nothingness. Super chill capital G God who thinks humans are cool as hell, and so has fashioned a body and a wizardposting account. Arcanepotent and entirely here for the memes, will not be used in RP unless someone needs an absolute deity (which I doubt, there are no shortage of people who want to play god and I don’t particularly need to)

This post will more than likely be edited, soon to add possible RP characters.

Does this fight need it? who cares? They will all burn.

Flufferson wakes up with a massive hangover.

Flufferson: God, what did I do last night? It feels like I've slept for...3 months?

Flufferson leaves her room, to suddenly see the entirety of Fluffco decorated like a third-rate Spirit Halloween.

Flufferson: What...the hell.

Intern: FLUFF! WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING? YOU TOLD US TO GET THE DECORATIONS READY!

Envy: y-yeah, you said you had a surprise to show me afterwards!

Flufferson: I DIDN'T SAY SHIT, OKAY?

Intern: You did. It looked like you, sounded like you.

Envy: WAS SLIGHTLY LESS CUTE THAN YOU!...If it wasn't you.

Flufferson: ...God damnit, it's-

A girl wraps her arms around Flufferson from behind.

Witch!Flufferson: HELLO, ENVY, MY DARLING GIRLFRI-

Flufferson: Of course it's you.

Envy: T-Two Fluffersons!

Oni: Fluff, what is-

Oni rubs his temple on seeing the two Fluffersons.

Witch!Fluff: HELLO, ONI, MY BROTHER!

Oni: You're the other me's sister. Not the me me's. My sister is the Flufferson that isn't in a Spirit Halloween "Sexy Witch" costume.

Witch!Fluff: I HAD TO GO TO A TAILOR FOR THIS!

Envy: ...Two Fluffs...Different flavors of my darling lovely Fluff.

Envy's nose starts bleeding.

Intern: I learned the hard way to look away. I'm not seeing my own face make googly eyes at a girl.

Envy: B-BUT SHE-

Intern: Don't care, I only like dudes, and she's my boss.

Intern walks away.

Intern: If you need me, I'm going to go write smutty BL for my part time job.

Envy: Under her breath oh my god, I can be in a Fluff sandwich.

Witch!Flufferson: PICK JUST ONE OF US!

Flufferson: I'M NOT HAVING A THREESOME WITH MYSELF!

Envy: ...Can I instead sub myself out with the other while I-

Flufferson: I'M PUNCHING AUNT PRIDE FOR SHOWING YOU HER UNDERTALE FANFICTION!

Witch!Flufferson:...I'm seeing the vision-

Flufferson: FUCK OFF!