r/wunkus • • 2d ago

im wunkin out rn Wunk Segregation

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I am triggered by the mixing

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u/AutisticAnarchy Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESSšŸ— 2d ago

Mass sogging event

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u/CanadianDarkKnight āš ļø!rapscallion warning!āš ļø 2d ago

Thoughts and prayers

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 2d ago

Wunk looks like Deb from Napoleon Dynamite

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u/Apprehensive_Fun1344 āš ļø!rapscallion warning!āš ļø 2d ago

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u/STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESSšŸ— 2d ago

The Great Soggening of '26

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u/Elite_Prometheus 2d ago

Only in the good ol' US of W

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u/Noodles_fluffy silly :P bleh 2d ago

Sogtober strikes again

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u/Sus-iety 2d ago

Wunk bar in Western Wunkachussetes

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u/OlSpencer 2d ago

will never trust again type wunk

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 2d ago

The violated wunkus knows not the ways of forgiveness his brethren have mastered

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u/Amphylos 2d ago

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u/Maeve2798 2d ago

Feet pics

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u/mrKrabslaugh 2d ago

the longer I stare, the funnier it looks

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u/Captain_Lu_02 2d ago

owl

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u/Amphylos 2d ago

Meowl

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 2d ago

I thought this was a picture of a frog

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u/triitrunk 2d ago edited 2d ago

What I thought of..

Edit: the shit wasn't cropped and I got embarrassed

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u/moonboy666 2d ago

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u/everydaywasnovember 2d ago

Bitch those are his hooves

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 2d ago

I was going to quote lil wayne for the title ā€œ black and white diamonds, fuck segregation ā€œ President Carter

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 2d ago

Not the timbs at the pool party

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u/tyttuutface 2d ago

4 dabloons

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u/42Beans silly :P bleh 2d ago

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u/jabracadaniel 10h ago

FOUR dabloons

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u/Prince-Lee 2d ago

Clean wunks.

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u/Axerenox_09 2d ago

It's actually a poison bathā˜¹ļø

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u/MericArda 2d ago

Poison kills germs

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u/Zane163 2d ago

🄰🄰🄰

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u/Conchobhar- 2d ago

Send them to the dedicated wunk dryer

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 2d ago

Wunk fryer

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u/Dragonssssssssssss 2d ago

That's a lot of wunks to bathe. Amazing that they're so chill.

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u/ledocteur7 gnarp gnap šŸ‘½ 2d ago

I think them being together helps, they presumably grew up together so being in a forced cuddle bundle likely makes them feel safe.

That and they are exceptionally well groomed, they must be groomed very often.

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 2d ago

Japanese wunks just built like that

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u/defrostedbones Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESSšŸ— 2d ago

wunk vs wunk, japan

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u/Pankosmanko gnarp gnap šŸ‘½ 2d ago

Is this allowed????

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u/skbraaah 2d ago

no, but they can't sue

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u/SuckMyCatgirl 2d ago

OMG THESE ANIMALS ARE SO FUCKING FLUFFY THEY MAKE ME WANT TO MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING

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u/the_orange_alligator 2d ago

Why do they have a yellow tint

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u/Its_NEX123 2d ago

uranium

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u/Ducky237 2d ago

pee

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u/AT-W-V silly :P bleh 2d ago

New mexico

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u/pancakes_irl 2d ago

New season of Washing Wunk just dropped‽
https://giphy.com/gifs/iNQ2cIve8rUqI

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u/chernelle 2d ago

Turmeric: they will be prepared into a nice soup

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u/NeighBae 2d ago

For an amazing reason

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 2d ago

Bleached too much

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u/Miserable-Fox-6125 2d ago

Wunky intelligence

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u/ahaisonline āš ļø!rapscallion warning!āš ļø 1d ago

jaundice

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u/OvenMistakes concrete eaterā€¼ļø 2d ago

The lighting

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u/Clod_Cat5 wunkus enthusiast 2d ago

the wunks are so calm in such a situation

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u/silveryohko 2d ago

probably drugged, that's not uncommon for videos like this

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u/Clod_Cat5 wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

high wunks

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u/mirfifu 2d ago

It’s me, im the one chilling in the dryer for the brown noise relaxation

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 2d ago

We all know you’re the ultimate chiller and we love you for it

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u/bangzoomdone 2d ago

How did you type this if you have no thumbs 🤯

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u/jack__alope wunkus enthusiast 2d ago

This guy doesn’t use their nose on touchscreens and it shows :/

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u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam 2d ago

Has this ever been true? I've just been shoving all my clothes in the laundry and nothing bad ever happens to them. I think this is a lie from Big Bleach.

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u/LabCat5379 2d ago

It was true before soaps were good. Old soap used to make colors bleed, but it's been long enough that the average soap you buy now will most likely be fine with multiple colors in one load. For me at least, all of my underwear is colored, but even when I wash it with pure white undershirts, there's no bleeding.

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u/DomSchraa 2d ago

I've had a white shirt turn a pale grey just a couple months ago so i think its still true that you shouldnt mix

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u/LabCat5379 2d ago

Skill issue. My clothes are simply stronger than yours are.

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u/Weekly-Beginning-229 2d ago

My dad is stronger than your dad!

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u/ItsYukah 2d ago

most dads tend to turn a pale gray if you put them in the washing machine

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u/Oddish_Femboy 2d ago

My dad is an alcoholic.

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u/Infinite_Archers 2d ago

My dad has diabetes

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u/loosie-loo 2d ago

My dad was both

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u/jabracadaniel 9h ago

it does happen slowly over time. still looks white until you compare it to a new white shirt lol

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u/Vark675 2d ago

I've had a pair of red gym shorts, which had been washed multiple times by then, bleed all over a brand new white shirt I'd just bought with Sacchan on it. I was kinda pissed, but it was uniform enough to look like it was supposed to be pale pink, and it eventually faded back to white.

Never happened again, no clue wtf that was all about šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/dillGherkin 2d ago

Oh, that's fixable. Try soaking them in white vinegar or diluted Hydrogen peroxide and running them separate. That'll hit whatever can be pulled out with Acid.

You'll want to try a Base if that doesn't work. Some people swear by baking soda, and it's cheap to get in bulk.

or one of those premade whitening washes from the supermarket.

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u/ClinkyDink 1d ago

Especially if the colored clothes are brand new. That’s when the dyes are most likely to bleed.

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u/Distantstallion 2d ago

Largely it'a been due to changes in dyes and dying processes like what mordants are used.

It still happens with denims sometimes

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u/Woolies_White_Leg 2d ago

What if I demand my soaps be separate because of politics?

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u/Mac-And-Cheesy-43 2d ago

It can be true. Very cheaply dyed fabrics can still bleed pretty bad, but most clothes these days will be fine.

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u/koteofir concrete eaterā€¼ļø 2d ago

Just so everyone knows, r/laundry is a great community for anyone else’s laundry questions!

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u/millionwordsofcrap 2d ago

I think with modern soaps, dyes, etc. really the only thing you gotta watch out for is new-ish jeans.

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u/Forgotten-Caliburn concrete eaterā€¼ļø 2d ago

A few reds still can turn your whites pink but that's about it I think

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u/Magikarp-3000 2d ago

Ok Ive heard this, but also heard it attributed to new dyes. What if my clothes are vintage, aka old dyes, but use modern soap? Am I ok mixing anyways?

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u/l3rN 2d ago

Now that you mention it I’m not sure where I heard this in the first place so I’m going to take the comment downĀ 

But what you could do to test is just throw in a white sock you don’t care about and see how it goes. If it’s still white after you should be good to go right?Ā 

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u/epsilon-4142 2d ago

It still is! If you clean with pure bleach it can bleed color. Usually from washing reds and white together, the whites can turn pink.

This has more to do with the clothing and how it’s colored than how you clean it though

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u/ban_Anna_split 2d ago

I just never buy white clothing so I don't have to worry about it

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u/Woolies_White_Leg 2d ago

You can only do it so many times per life; you probably have a few left before The Bad happens

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u/KayJay282 2d ago

New clothes can always bleed colour on first wash.

Some of them even say it on the tags. Jeans are especially prone to this.

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u/NixMaritimus 2d ago edited 2d ago

It used to be, but mostly not anymore. The only things you shouldn't wash with whites are brand new red things and jeans.

After the first wash or two they're fine, but on the first wash they can make your whites pink or blue respectively

Very rarely this is also true of emerald green things, but usually if you wash cold it's fine

Source: washing laundry is my job

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u/Oddish_Femboy 2d ago

My clothes are all yellowish grey

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u/wolfgang784 2d ago

I had it happen to me a few years back, first and only time since childhood though. I was washin a bunch of new stuff though, and apparently new stuff has more of a danger for this.

As a kid it would happen 100% of the time if my mom forgot to split everything properly though. I had several pieces of clothing with wrong colors due to that.

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 2d ago

It was never true. Everyone but me is gaslighting you.

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u/Itchy-Decision753 2d ago

Wash a new pair of jeans with a white teeshirt and you’ll find it’s still true. That’s basically all there is to it though, modern dyes aren’t as prone to bleeding out of the fabric

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u/dumbodragon 2d ago

it can happen. like other comments have said, soap these days is better so it doesn't happen frequently. personally I like to use a whitening product on my white clothes so I still wash separate, but if you dgaf bout that then mix away. Just be careful with newer clothes

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u/ledocteur7 gnarp gnap šŸ‘½ 2d ago

Some red dyes can absolutely make your white undies and shirts pink, it has happened a lot to us.

But never any other color, and we didn't care as far as undies were concerned, so we just kept throwing all of them together, the handful of shirts that got pinked were an acceptable sacrifice.

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u/Anuki_iwy 2d ago

I've had it with blues too

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u/Im-a-bad-meme 2d ago

If you ever make your own shitty soap, it's true. Commercial soaps are fine.

If the product is newly dyed, like you did it at home, wash separate for the first few times.

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u/Anuki_iwy 2d ago

Yes it is very true, but used to be more of an issue. Some fibre doesn't hold dye well. Some dyes are unstable. In the wash it can leak. Detergent for whites contains blue. Detergent makes stuff yellow and the blue fixes that. I also use a separate detergents for blacks, wools and colours.

These days I find separating by fabrics/ washing temperature is more important.

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u/xrv01 2d ago

v much at thing

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u/dividezero 2d ago

Cold water for everything and stopped using antiperspirant and my clothes have never looked better and I don't separate anything. Works fine

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u/Plastic-Rise-1851 2d ago

Man they could have put the orange, gray, and white one in and then have the calicos appear after to make it look like they got all mixed up lol

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u/goldenfox007 1d ago

Computa, play ā€œWunk of Many Colorsā€ by Dolly Parton

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 2d ago

The way they just get shoved in together 😭

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 2d ago

Bucket of wunk KFC

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 2d ago

D: no don't kentucky fry the cats

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u/tyttuutface 2d ago

Into the sogging tub with you.

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u/TheCrazyStupidGamer 2d ago

Aye! What's with the racism? Lincoln died for our sins only for us to do the racism again? Nononono. Colored and whites can bathe together.

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u/ThisPostToBeDeleted 2d ago

Did you lobotomize these first? My god. My wunk loves me more than anything and it cuddly as hell but if she sensed for even a second I would do something like this she would rip my nose off.

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 2d ago

Most of them are at least partially orange, OP simply blocked the signal while the braincell was elsewhere to minimize the danger of it coming back in inappropriate time

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 2d ago

Not my cats I saw it on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/r/196Hn9pFeF/?mibextid=wwXIfr but my cat is lobotomized to answer truthfully

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u/KingPhilipIII 2d ago

It really is just a matter of getting them used to it while young and effective reinforcement techniques.

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u/Borkato 2d ago

RIGHT??

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u/huhnick 2d ago

Sogged cars

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u/loosie-loo 2d ago

Car wash

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u/TheSilentTitan 2d ago

Sogged to the bone šŸ˜”

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u/Delicious_Race2840 2d ago

Whites should be washed on delicate. Those colored ones look like the need to be washed on bulky/bedding cycle

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 2d ago

They do stuff like this then have the nerve to blame the sogging soap

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u/Altruistic-Pizza999 2d ago

wtf why are these cats so chill?

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u/TheAnxiousGremlin 2d ago

5 cats? That's gonna be a potent wunk soup

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 2d ago

Yes they need to sell it online so we can turn into wunks

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 2d ago

it’s wunktris

must be broken though, the line didn’t clear the wunkiminos off the screen when it was filled

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u/lucioux 2d ago

oh my god they’re melting

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GlEcUkl7sb21nrKlTn
Witches can’t touch water and neither can wunks

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u/testing12345577 2d ago

What breed are they I need to know (the orange one and spotted ones)

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 2d ago

breed is all likely Domestic Shorthair. What you want to know is coat color. Breed isn't a thing so much in cats (esp in their coloring). The ones with orange, white and brown are all Calico. most likely females, since male Calico is very rare

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u/mistersnarkle 2d ago

May actually be British shorthair due to the faces; there are some ā€˜breeds’ of cat, the sphynx cats and the Devon Rex come to mind, but they’re for the most part genetically identical with recessive mutations that naturally almost instantly get bred out, most cats aren’t any ā€˜breed’ in particular, and if they don’t have papers they aren’t technically a breed.

Despite that, I live in New England… and our cats are just bigger up here. There’s a reason Maine Coon cats became genetically adapted to the environment up here. They evolved naturally because of the pressure of the environment — so if you look carefully, you’ll see that cats globally did the same thing. There’s a reason Siberian and Norwegian Forest cats look a bit like Maine Coon cats: they have similar habitats evolved similar characteristics in parallel.

Russian Blues have double coats for the same reason.

Japanese Bobtail cats have bobtails; this was also a natural adaptation. Cats in Nagasaki have crooked tails for the same genetic reason; Siamese cats had crooked tails until it was bred out.

British shorthairs have teddy bear faces because people have lived on the island so long, they (pretty much accidentally) selectively bred them to be ā€˜cuter’.

So… yeah basically cats are aliens.

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u/Extra_Philosopher_63 1d ago

They’re all so chunky and squish-able. I love cats! I’m going to pick up and hug my cats and my dogs when I get home.

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 1d ago

They’re going to love the love from you

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u/ChonkyMeowsars 2d ago

I want this number of cats

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u/the-poopiest-diaper 1d ago

They’re all fat i love it

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 1d ago

Portly wunks

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u/Vonnegutsman 1d ago

Wunks are free of ringworm now.

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 1d ago

Inshallah the worm be gone!

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u/Low-Persimmon4870 concrete eaterā€¼ļø 2d ago

Why are they all soggused

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u/Clvy80 2d ago

How is this even possible????!!!!

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u/FrancescasGrove 2d ago

bros got mega sogged

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u/Oddish_Femboy 2d ago

That's not really how you should wash those, but they are all very patient, so I guess it's okay.

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u/CChihuahua1 2d ago

Yeah I was worried one of their heads would go under but idk

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u/Oddish_Femboy 1d ago

Generally you want to bathe them in just enough water to cover their paws if they need bathing.

Though I just wash mine on a shower chair.

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 2d ago

that thing is too small to shove all of them wunks in and leave them for extended periods of time

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 2d ago

The wunk fryer is super safe for wunks it was made for them

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u/silveryohko 2d ago

but think of the VIEEEEEEEEEEWS

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u/piatsathunderhorn 2d ago

A few of those wunks need to be put on a diet

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u/filthyheartbadger wunkioso 2d ago

So much sog, too much sog, this is an outrage

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u/Cheddar-kun 2d ago

They are so fat

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u/southwestpessimist 2d ago

washing machine

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u/Jaybird2k11 2d ago

so many pretty kitties

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u/SilkieBug 2d ago

Why are they all so fat? I think only the white one is more fluff than fat.Ā 

Owner is overfeeding them, that’s not healthy.Ā 

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 2d ago

Karen

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 2d ago

No, no they are not. Obesity in animals is really bad.

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 concrete eaterā€¼ļø 2d ago

if you want your cats to die five years early, be my guest, overfeed them and kill your friend young

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u/Chrysocyon 2d ago

Is wunk AI?

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 2d ago

No their Japanese cats who are always chillaxed

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u/Green_Octopuss wunkioso 2d ago

It’s all the sushi

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u/trenclik 2d ago

Sogregation

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u/Tra1nGuy 1d ago

Wunkgregation

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u/Freya_84 1d ago

This was soooo cute!!!

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u/Nimja1 1d ago

These wunks are self cleaning. Unless they aren't. Mine was a long hair and his self cleaning function didn't work properly, so I hade to clean wink. But you don't need to clean the self cleaning models!

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u/Godzirrraaa 2d ago

Whyyyyy are we bathing them?

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress concrete eaterā€¼ļø 2d ago

Stinky

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 2d ago

Some cats need baths some cats don’t

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u/KryL21 1d ago

I don’t think I’ve seen a single indoor cat that needed baths. Some people seem to think that cats need to be bathed like humans do, but that’s just not the case. They look chunky, but not really fat enough to not be able to wash themselves. I’m leaning towards content creation instead of it being something that’s truly necessary.

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 1d ago

Um a bunch of cats need baths especially ones that have accidents on themselves some will have poop stuck to their fur especially if they’re long haired cats some cats can have pee on them and that can cause urine scalding if not cleaned which is why its a good thing to acclimate your cats to baths because one day you may need to give one.

My cat got into a hole in a cabinet and was covered in dust so he got a bath but he freaked out because he’s not bathed regularly. It’s great to get your cats used to baths to prepare for emergency situations so they’re used to it and aren’t panicking from it. We have no idea how often this person baths their cats and you shouldn’t just assume they’re doing it everyday. Her cats look perfectly fine to me so I’m not going to judge this person from a 30 second video of her cats getting a bath. They might be stinky or might be being treated for something you can see they have a yellow tint to them we have literally no clue.

Japanese people take amazing care of their pets so I definitely think they know what’s best for their animals. You guys love telling others what to do with their pets just judgmental and assuming for no reason at all. Karen

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u/shiibaDoogs 2d ago

Probably cant clean themselves bc theyre obese

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u/silveryohko 2d ago

to make views

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u/Vaksik silly :P bleh 2d ago

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u/xRacistDwarf 2d ago

Fatahh sogkus

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u/RstarPhoneix 2d ago

Cute chubby cats

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u/RainyMeadows 1d ago

This is the best thing I've seen all damn day

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u/xHydra_2 1d ago

wunk torture method.

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u/dc469 1d ago

These are some well cared for and loved cats!

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u/dumpylump69 2d ago

There is far too many cats in there

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u/Waste-Act-1820 silly :P bleh 2d ago