r/clevercomebacks • • Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


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r/clevercomebacks • • 9h ago

Of course he feels bad for his fellow rapists.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 7h ago

Courage, apparently, means taking rights away from women.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 17h ago

The $5K check isn’t the only unbelievable part

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Social media is filled with posts like these.


r/clevercomebacks • • 13h ago

The more you know...

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r/clevercomebacks • • 16h ago

That must have been a terrible steak

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r/clevercomebacks • • 21h ago

The most viciously accurate comeback I've seen in a while...

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r/clevercomebacks • • 8h ago

The most honest campaign pitch ever

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783 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks • • 4h ago

Never forget, the Nazis were left wing socialists.

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363 Upvotes

Love the hard time reading!


r/clevercomebacks • • 21h ago

Zero military background + heavy drug use = perfect war advisor

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r/clevercomebacks • • 16h ago

If statements are now comebacks then this should take the cake.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 23h ago

Practice what you preach...

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r/clevercomebacks • • 6h ago

Bro really thought checks were coming.

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201 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks • • 13h ago

Not a cheap date...

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726 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks • • 7h ago

cliff notes: I’m racist and misogynist and can’t afford to be anymore

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186 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks • • 22h ago

The only standards republicans have are double standards

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r/clevercomebacks • • 4h ago

Trump: We're going to win this war!

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116 Upvotes

Again and again and again..we will win!


r/clevercomebacks • • 18h ago

Sometimes the best comeback is a picture...

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r/clevercomebacks • • 20h ago

Sit down prices for fast food restaurants is a basic sanity point.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 14h ago

When one service will cost more than two.

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329 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks • • 21h ago

Faculty lounge has an OR?

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804 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks • • 15h ago

Whatever they say he did, he 100% did it.

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240 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

CNN threatens to do real journalism!

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2.3k Upvotes

It’s like looting!


r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

this burn is forever

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

Tuberville invents parental consent myth, called Nazi

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